Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei n' Weed ❯ Hiei n' Weed: The Very Unexpected Guests ( Chapter 5 )

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:::Cheers::: one of my favorite chapters is up!!! I know you'll like this one better than my last one. I've put a lot more thought into this one. So please enjoy. ^-^

All of the fighting stopped and everyone completely dropped what they were doing. The music became louder and louder as it came closer. They watched the black escalade until it finally stopped in front of them. The driver seat door opened followed by the passenger seat door. "Out from the driver's seat came Notorious BIG and from the passenger's seat came Tupac. "What the hell?! Said Kuwabara as they both rushed to open the back passenger seat door behind the driver seat door. They carefully helped out the rather small person. Kurama suddenly spoke "*gasp* Koenma?" "Ahh, who the hell cares about him damnit?!" said Yusuke. Just then Notorious BIG turned around and spoke. "Youz gotta problem niga?" he cracked his knuckles. "Noto-rio-us B-B-IG? B-b-but you your dead!" replied a very shocked Yusuke. "So? Wut does dat gotta do wit anything dawg?" asked Tupac as he turned to face them. "T-T-Tupac! Dahhh! But you're dead too." Kuwabara said shocked.

"Would you two please shut up and let me explain?!" yelled Koenma. Kuwabara and Yusuke just stood there in shock. "Biggy?! I thought I told you turn off the music when we stopped?!" Koenma said annoyed. "Umm, right away sir!" said BIG as he hurried to turn off the music. " And you Tupac! I thought I told you to put away those files in the trunk." Koenma said again. "Yes! Sure thing sir!" Tupac replied nervously. "Hey! What are you guys so scared of Koenma for? It's not like he can hurt you, just look at how small he is." Yusuke said. "Because if they don't listen to me I'll just banish them back into the Spirit World." Koenma replied." "Tell me, who are these people you've brought with you Koenma?" asked Kurama. Both Kuwabara and Yusuke egg dropped and fell backwards. "They go by the names Notorious BIG and Tupac. They both used to be famous rappers hear on ear years ago-" Hiei interrupted him with sheepish laughter. "Tupac? Kinda sounds like tucan! HAHA!" the others just sweat dropped. Tupac wasn't amused "You gotta problem wit ma name niga?" "No…" replied Hiei calmly. Then he lost control of his laughter once more and began to make bird noises at him. Tupac lunged at him, but BIG held him back. "GRR! Let me at him! Don't try an hold me nack ma niga. I'ma bust his stupid ass!" "Contain yourself! Or I'll send you back damnit!!" Koenma yelled.

Tupac stopped and watched as Hiei made stupid faces at him. "Now where was I? Oh yes, Now they both made millions of dollars and were very successful until they started a rivalry and it grew worse and worse until it lead to both of their deaths." "How tragic…" said Kurama. "But if you guys hate each other so much than why are you here together?" asked Kuwabara. "Because they solved their differences in the Spirit World." Replied Koenma. BIG added to that "Yea, an now we be straight. Can you feel me ma niga?" "Yea Yea, fosho…" replied Tupac as they both did their special hand shake. "That's why I brought them here. To resolve all of your differences. You see, I saw the entire thing through my own special sources and it was ridiculous." Said Koenma bluntly. "Really?" asked Yusuke innocently. "Yes, unfortunately…" replied Koenma.

He continued. "Now the only thing important that remains is-" He was cut off by Hiei. "-to make sure that all of the little pink elephants are ok??!!" Hiei asked enthusiastically with a sheepish grin. "Umm, no actually I-" Koenma was cut off once more instead this time by Kuwabara. "-Or maybe my little kittens, they're important too you know!!" He grinned sheepishly as well.

"Now all of you guys say sorry to eachother at once." Said Koenma strongly. They all did as they were told. "They all burst out in tears rushing out like water falls and had one big group hug. "Alright, now that that's over with, we can have some fun!" Koenma said. The others immediately discontinued their sappiness. "Hit it boys!" shouted Koenma to Biggy and Tupac. They both nodded in reply and got out turn tables and the works and played the song YMCA by The Village People. (mind you that they're all still in the costumes that they were before only now Koenma was dressed as a fireman and Biggy and Tupac were dressed as cops [go figure].

*Koenma*

Young man, there's no need to feel down.

I said, young man, pick your self off the ground.

I said, young man, cause you're new in town.

There's no need to be unhappy.

*Kurama*

Young man, there's a place you can go.

I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.

You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find

Many ways to have a good time…

*Kuwabara*

It's fun to stay at the

*everyone*

Y M C A

*Kuwabara*

It's fun to stay at the

*everyone*

Y M C A

*Yusuke*

They have everything for you men to enjoy.

You can hang out with all the boys.

*Kuwabara*

It's fun to stay at the

*everyone*

Y M C A

*Kuwabara*

It's fun to stay at the

*everyone*

Y M C A

*Yusuke*

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,

You can do whatever you feel…

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(Cold water is poured onto Hiei's face)

"DAAAAAAHHHHH!" Hiei yelled. He instantly rose to his feet and began to panic. "Where am I??! And why the hell did you pour cold water on my face?!!!" he asked angrily. "Woah! Chill out Hiei! You've been passed out all day." Said Yusuke. "W-What? But I-" He was interrupted by Kurama. "We found you outside, not to far from school in some brush covered area." Yusuke continued. "Yeah, and we got a little worried, so we just brought you to Kurama's house and lest you get some rest." "Then after school ended we came back to check up on you. We decided that since you were still sleeping when we arrived that we should wake you to make sure you were alright." Replied Kurama. "Well, I'm fine damnit, so can I please go now?" said Hiei rather annoyed and confused. "Are you sure you're feeling ok now?" asked a still skeptical Yusuke. "Yes, you baka!" replied Hiei. And with that, he was off to his home.