Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei's Dare ❯ The Dare Of All Dares ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Author: CCD

E-mail: Cruelseasons@yahoo.com

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Date last revised: June 11, 2003

Date Story Published: June 14, 2003

Hiei's Dare

Chapter 1: The Dare Of All Dares

(Note: I've decided that I cannot work with the dialogs before and after the story so this is going to be my new format. Thank you for understanding!)

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"Shut up, shrimp boy. You couldn't pass a test even if you tried as hard as you can. Hell, you probably couldn't make it through school," a very pissed Kuwabara yelled.

"Hn, I could if I wanted to, fool. I have better things to do than to be going to your stupid learning facility. It would be a waste of my time," Hiei said.

"Shut up, runt!"

The Spirit Detective team was having a typical day in the human world. They had been relaxing in Yusuke's home when Hiei had decided to insult Kuwabara's intelligence. Kuwabara had then tried everything in his power to defend himself.

"Hey children, can we get along. I'm trying to enjoy today since this is the only day of relaxing I've received since I became a Spirit Detective," Yusuke said.

"I'm not going to let him get away with it, Urameshi. I'd like to see him go to school and pass," Kuwabara said.

"Just drop it Kuwabara," Yusuke said.

"No, Hiei has insulted me for the last time. I want to see him go to school with us, Urameshi."

"What are you going to do about it, fool."

"I dare you, Hiei. I dare you to go to school for the rest of this term and I also dare you to act like a human while you`re going to school."

(Think of term as an equivalent of a semester in American schools.)

The room became quiet after Kuwabara's challenge. Tension hung in the air. Kurama, who had remained silent throughout the ordeal, decided that he needed to speak up.

"It seems that Kuwabara has laid down a challenge for you, Hiei," Kurama said.

"Hn, I accept."

Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama all stared at the fire demon. Yusuke and Kurama were both shocked at the fact that Hiei had actually said that he would go to school let alone act like a human. Kuwabara held a confident and cocky grin on his face.

"Hey Kuwabara, how do you plan on getting Hiei into the school," Yusuke asked.

"We could say that he's my cousin from another country and that he'll be staying her until our term is over."

"I'd rot in hell before I would become your cousin, you fool," Hiei said

"Well then Hiei, I guess that you will have to be Yusuke's cousin then," Kurama said.

"Hn."

"Where's shrimp going to be staying?"

"He can stay here. After all, my mother always goes on one of her drinking sprees for a week and he is posing as my cousin after all," Yusuke said.

"Now all we have to do is to get him a uniform for your school, his books, and a bag to carry the books in," Kurama said.

"I'm broke," Yusuke said.

"I don't have a lot of money either," Kuwabara said.

"Don't worry. I'll take care of it. Come Hiei, we have to go shopping," Kurama said.

"Hn."

With that Hiei and Kurama left Yusuke and Kuwabara.

"This is going to be interesting," Yusuke said.

"Hey Urameshi, let's make a bet on this. If the shrimp makes it through the term, I'll give you my TV. If he doesn't make it, you hand over your spot as the leader of the team to me for a month."

"You're on."

The two of them smiled at their agreement and then they turned on the TV. and began to watch whatever was on.

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"Kurama, do I honestly need all of this junk."

Kurama looked over at the fire demon. He was struggling to hold the boxes and bags that contained the items that he would need for school. Kurama had actually enjoyed the shopping spree where Hiei wished that there were no such thing as a mall.

"Yes you need it," Kurama said. "We have one more stop to make Hiei and then we can go back to Yusuke's house."

"Hn."

Kurama and Hiei walked into a store that contained the school uniforms for the city. Because of his size, Hiei had to have his uniform altered in order to fit him. With their shopping done the two demons headed back to Yusuke's apartment. Kuwabara had left, but in his place were Keiko and Puu.

(Puu is the spirit beast that hatched Yusuke's egg from his ordeal to get his life back. Puu shows up in the Dark Tournament.)

"Hello Kurama! Hello Hiei," Keiko said.

"Hello Keiko! How are you doing," Kurama asked.

"I'm fine. Hiei, Yusuke told me that you're going to go to school with us. Kuwabara shouldn`t have dared you to do this. You could probably back out of it if you wanted to."

"Hn. The poor fool truly thinks that I won't be able to complete his challenge. He is sadly mistaken. I will prove him wrong."

"I'm sure you can stand school, Hiei, but do you truly think you can act like a human? You won't be able to use your Jagan or your black dragon around anyone," Yusuke said.

"You needn't worry about me, Yusuke. Acting like a human is easy."

They all talked about the dare for a while. It soon began to get late. Kurama and Keiko left, leaving Yusuke, Hiei, and Puu alone. The Spirit beast flew out of the room and into Yusuke's bedroom.

"Hey Hiei, you might want to get some rest. We all are going to have a big day tomorrow."

"Hn."

"You can go ahead and have the bed in my room. I'm going to sleep out here."

"Hn."

Yusuke was starting to get frustrated with the Jaganshi.

"Hiei, will you stop saying hn an answer me."

"I told you earlier, Yusuke. You needn't worry about me. I sleep in the bed if you'll leave me alone."

"All right. Goodnight Hiei."

"Hn."

Yusuke smiled. Starting tomorrow, Hiei would be a slightly different person.

Well at least he'll keep his attitude. You can take away everything else, but his attitude will never change.

With this Yusuke fell asleep.

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Hiei couldn't sleep. For one thing, the soft bed he was in was ten times different from the hard trees he was use to sleeping in. The second reason was that he had something on his mind.

I should have never agreed to that stupid dare. It will be a waste of my time.

Hiei rolled over on his side. He tried to go to sleep, but it never came. The deal truly bothered him. Eventually the Jaganshi fell into a restless sleep.

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