Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei's New Word ❯ Hiei's New Word ( Chapter 1 )
Hiei's New Word
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!
Note: The word (IT'S NOT A BAD ONE) came from this really annoying kid from my school, HE WON'T STOP SAYING IT TO PEOPLE! Anyway, I was just wondering what would happen if Hiei started saying it...
"blah" - speech
:::blah::: - thoughts
[blah] - my thoughts/author notes
+++blah+++ - scene change
+++At the Park+++
Hiei was sitting in his tree, thinking. He was sick and tired of the way everyone had started saying "hn". At first, it had only been Yusuke or Botan saying it once in a while, mainly because they heard it from Hiei so much. But now, that's all you heard. Just yesterday, Hiei had heard the following conversation:
"How was your day?"
"Hn."
"Hn?"
"HN!"
It was like "hn" became the new slang language for the three worlds- demons and even Koenma and his ogres had started saying it! Just the other day Koenma had greeted the Spirit Detectives by saying "Hn?"
Hiei became mad every time he heard the word- "hn" was HIS word, after all! It was the word he had always said, ever since he was a creepy-looking baby. [Yes, he WAS a creepy-looking baby.]
:::How DARE these foolish NINGENS try to take MY word from me!:::
The aggravated fire demon finally decided to settle down for a nice nap in his favorite tree when he was disturbed by a loud, "HNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
Hiei sat up, thoroughly irritated. :::That does it, I'M GETTING A NEW WORD!:::
+++The Next Day+++
Kurama had invited everyone over to his house for his birthday party. He had even somehow managed to get Hiei to come.
Hiei was on his way to Kurama's house when he heard an anonymous kid say something strange. And it wasn't "hn".
The kid who had said it was an American teenaged boy, a tourist of some sort. He had said it to his companions, using it to describe Japan. Though the strange word was something Hiei had heard before, he had never really thought of saying it the way the kid had.
Until now.
Hiei smirked, finally satisfied upon finding a new word to replace "hn". He continued on his way until he reached Kurama's house.
Yusuke saw him and greeted Hiei by saying, "HN?"
Before, Hiei would have been very mad at Yusuke. But not today! Today, Hiei had a new word to use. So instead of his usual "hn", like everyone was expecting him to say, Hiei said his new word:
"Spankin'."
Yusuke's jaw dropped, Kuwabara became stupider, Keiko stared, Botan dropped her oar, Koenma choked on his pacifier, Yukina accidentally froze something, Shizuru dropped her cigarette, and Kurama asked, "NANI?!"
"You heard me correctly the first time, fox. I said `Spankin'.'"
Nobody moved for a second; instead, they all stared at the fire demon in shock. :::IS HE DRUNK ON PAINT FUMES OR SOMETHING?! WHAT HAPPENED TO HN?!:::
Hiei smirked. Though he wasn't sure what exactly this new word truly meant, he liked the results it got.
After that moment of frozen silence, chaos broke out. Everybody began running around Kurama's house wildly and screaming at the top of their lungs. They ran into walls, knocked over furniture, and ran into each other. Yusuke let loose his Spiritgun, Kuwabara threw his Spirit Sword, Yukina froze stuff, and Kurama spread plants all over the place.
Hiei just smirked again and went to the kitchen for some sweet snow.
"Spankin'."
*The End*
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