Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei's School Troubles ❯ Advanced Algebra ( Chapter 1 )
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Hiei joins school and must survive algebra, evil math!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Suspense / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.09.2005 | Updated On: 02.12.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 472 | Status: Completed
Hiei joins school and must survive algebra, evil math!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Suspense / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.09.2005 | Updated On: 02.12.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 472 | Status: Completed
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Chapte r 1
Koenma sat at his desk stamping papers when Botan rushed through the door.
“Botan I was expecting you.” He handed the brightly dressed ferry girl a slip of paper with a picture and description of a demon criminal. Botan looked over the paper carefully then looked back at the toddler.
“Sir, according to this the demon is hiding out around Meiou school, isn’t that where Kurama goes?”
Koenma nodded, “If our sources are correct he is impersonating someone working there. This could prove to be a dangerous situation so Kurama has been told to play it as calm as possible. Obviously that will be no trouble for him but I can’t help wonder. Why did the demon choose Kurama’s school when he could have gone to Yusuke’s and taken more Spirit Detectives out?”
“Perhaps he has a motive other than going after the Spirit Detectives?”
“That’s what I’m worried about. I don’t doubt that Kurama can take care of himself but if things get out of hand he might need some help.”
“What do you mean?” Botan asked. Koenma sighed,
“He won’t take this too well...” He then began to fill out papers and sent Botan back to the Human World.
At Yusuke’s house everyone had gathered to hear Botan’s news, Hiei was sitting by the open window. He had a feeling he wasn’t going to like what he was about to hear.
“Now as I’ve said there is a demon around Kurama’s school. Koenma feels there is more going on then we think so as a precaution he says someone else must join Kurama.” Everyone looked at her,
“You mean one of us is going to have to transfer to Kurama’s school?” Yusuke asked.
“No, that would be way to suspicious. Someone who doesn’t already attend school has to go.” Everyone looked at Hiei who growled, Yusuke and Kuwabara began to laugh raucously
“You mean Hiei’s gonna have to go to school, like a human?!”
“No way in hell will I attend a human school for any price.” Hiei snarled.
“Sorry Hiei but either you do this or Koenma will have to punish you.”Botan said, looking at him evilly,
“What the hell will that little child going to do I don’t?” Hiei barked. Botan made a cat face,
“You wouldn’t want a certain ice maiden to know a certain secret would you, Hiei?”
Yusuke laughed and Hiei gulped.
“Oooh! Does Hiei have a secret! What is it shorty do you wet the bed?” Hiei punched Kuwabara in the head and knocked him out.
“So you understand then?” Botan began to pull papers from her kimono and a pink Meiou uniform appeared, fit for Hiei.
“You’ll be put in as an exchange student Hiro Jaganashi. We’ll make it so that you get all of Kurama’s classes. Advanced Algebra, Geometry, Advanced Biology, Advanced Ancient Civilizations, Advanced Literature etc.” Botan read off Hiei’s new class schedule and Hiei growled, “I don’t know anything about that human stuff.”
“Hiei you’re in for it! I’m not even in advanced classes and I can barley keep up.”
“I’ll will not use that name!” Hiei spat.
“But you’re name will show that you’re a Spirit Detective!” Botan pointed out.
“Hn, I’m not afraid of some demon nobody.” He looked through the pink uniform and cringed,
“You’ll get used to it, eventually.” Kurama said noticing the demon’s displeasure.
“Fine, I’ll make the necessary arrangements. You’ll start school tomorrow!” She hoped on her oar and flew off.
Hiei left with Kurama,
“Hiei, I’ll meet you at the school gates around 7:00 to give you a bit of school knowledge.” The fox grinned and left Hiei alone. Hiei used every single cursing word know to man as he darted off into a forest, preparing for the nightmare ahead of him.
~’Period 1, Advanced Algebra’~
It was 7 in the morning and Kurama leaned against the school gate. Hiei jumped from a tree, wearing his pink uniform and looking very hilarious. Kurama stifled his laughter and Hiei gave him a angry look.
“DON’T SAY ANYTHING FOX!” He snarled. Kurama walked him in,
“As you know I’m Shuichi here so that’s what you should call me.” A school girl walked up to Kurama and Hiei,
“Oh, Shuichi who’s you’re friend?” She asked politely. Kurama nudged Hiei’s elbow, // “Introduce your self!”// Kurama said through mind telepathy.
“Hn, Hiei Jaganashi.” He said coldly to the human. The girl stepped back,
“N-nice to meet you, bye Shuichi!” She ran off.
“Stupid mortals.” Hiei scoffed.
“Hiei you can’t act like that in school! You have to try and be polite.” Hiei glared at Kurama who sighed,
“Come on, let me show you around.” Kurama showed Hiei the track, pool and classrooms when the bell rang and they headed off to Advanced Algebra.
“Kur- Shuichi what is ‘Algebra’?” Hiei asked, taking a seat at the back next to Kurama.
“It’s math basically.” He replied, taking out his homework. Hiei’s jaw dropped when he saw the immense number of calculations on the paper, he didn’t understand any of it.
‘WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?!’ Hiei screamed in his mind. The teacher began to collect the homework,
“Hello, Mr. Jaganashi, correct? You can do a this assignment tonight because you’re a new student. I’m sure Shuichi would be more than happy to help you.” Hiei slid back in his chair.
“Let’s start with a very easy question.” The teacher said, “Mr. Jaganashi, what number is 21% of 200?” Hiei gulped, he hadn’t even been able to catch the question. // “ 42.”// Kurama told him. “42.” Hiei said confidently. “It seems the new student is correct!” The teacher said happily. The rest of the questions were much, much harder so Hiei was glad he was never called on again.
In the hall Hiei went up to Kurama at his locker. “I didn’t feel any demonic presence in there, but that teacher.” Hiei paused, remembering how the teacher had thrown out questions like a maniac,
“You’re right, but let’s keep our eyes open. Next period is Advanced Literature.”
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So what did you think? I know it was boring but it’s just getting started. Please read and review, humor is hard!
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Chapte r 1
Koenma sat at his desk stamping papers when Botan rushed through the door.
“Botan I was expecting you.” He handed the brightly dressed ferry girl a slip of paper with a picture and description of a demon criminal. Botan looked over the paper carefully then looked back at the toddler.
“Sir, according to this the demon is hiding out around Meiou school, isn’t that where Kurama goes?”
Koenma nodded, “If our sources are correct he is impersonating someone working there. This could prove to be a dangerous situation so Kurama has been told to play it as calm as possible. Obviously that will be no trouble for him but I can’t help wonder. Why did the demon choose Kurama’s school when he could have gone to Yusuke’s and taken more Spirit Detectives out?”
“Perhaps he has a motive other than going after the Spirit Detectives?”
“That’s what I’m worried about. I don’t doubt that Kurama can take care of himself but if things get out of hand he might need some help.”
“What do you mean?” Botan asked. Koenma sighed,
“He won’t take this too well...” He then began to fill out papers and sent Botan back to the Human World.
At Yusuke’s house everyone had gathered to hear Botan’s news, Hiei was sitting by the open window. He had a feeling he wasn’t going to like what he was about to hear.
“Now as I’ve said there is a demon around Kurama’s school. Koenma feels there is more going on then we think so as a precaution he says someone else must join Kurama.” Everyone looked at her,
“You mean one of us is going to have to transfer to Kurama’s school?” Yusuke asked.
“No, that would be way to suspicious. Someone who doesn’t already attend school has to go.” Everyone looked at Hiei who growled, Yusuke and Kuwabara began to laugh raucously
“You mean Hiei’s gonna have to go to school, like a human?!”
“No way in hell will I attend a human school for any price.” Hiei snarled.
“Sorry Hiei but either you do this or Koenma will have to punish you.”Botan said, looking at him evilly,
“What the hell will that little child going to do I don’t?” Hiei barked. Botan made a cat face,
“You wouldn’t want a certain ice maiden to know a certain secret would you, Hiei?”
Yusuke laughed and Hiei gulped.
“Oooh! Does Hiei have a secret! What is it shorty do you wet the bed?” Hiei punched Kuwabara in the head and knocked him out.
“So you understand then?” Botan began to pull papers from her kimono and a pink Meiou uniform appeared, fit for Hiei.
“You’ll be put in as an exchange student Hiro Jaganashi. We’ll make it so that you get all of Kurama’s classes. Advanced Algebra, Geometry, Advanced Biology, Advanced Ancient Civilizations, Advanced Literature etc.” Botan read off Hiei’s new class schedule and Hiei growled, “I don’t know anything about that human stuff.”
“Hiei you’re in for it! I’m not even in advanced classes and I can barley keep up.”
“I’ll will not use that name!” Hiei spat.
“But you’re name will show that you’re a Spirit Detective!” Botan pointed out.
“Hn, I’m not afraid of some demon nobody.” He looked through the pink uniform and cringed,
“You’ll get used to it, eventually.” Kurama said noticing the demon’s displeasure.
“Fine, I’ll make the necessary arrangements. You’ll start school tomorrow!” She hoped on her oar and flew off.
Hiei left with Kurama,
“Hiei, I’ll meet you at the school gates around 7:00 to give you a bit of school knowledge.” The fox grinned and left Hiei alone. Hiei used every single cursing word know to man as he darted off into a forest, preparing for the nightmare ahead of him.
~’Period 1, Advanced Algebra’~
It was 7 in the morning and Kurama leaned against the school gate. Hiei jumped from a tree, wearing his pink uniform and looking very hilarious. Kurama stifled his laughter and Hiei gave him a angry look.
“DON’T SAY ANYTHING FOX!” He snarled. Kurama walked him in,
“As you know I’m Shuichi here so that’s what you should call me.” A school girl walked up to Kurama and Hiei,
“Oh, Shuichi who’s you’re friend?” She asked politely. Kurama nudged Hiei’s elbow, // “Introduce your self!”// Kurama said through mind telepathy.
“Hn, Hiei Jaganashi.” He said coldly to the human. The girl stepped back,
“N-nice to meet you, bye Shuichi!” She ran off.
“Stupid mortals.” Hiei scoffed.
“Hiei you can’t act like that in school! You have to try and be polite.” Hiei glared at Kurama who sighed,
“Come on, let me show you around.” Kurama showed Hiei the track, pool and classrooms when the bell rang and they headed off to Advanced Algebra.
“Kur- Shuichi what is ‘Algebra’?” Hiei asked, taking a seat at the back next to Kurama.
“It’s math basically.” He replied, taking out his homework. Hiei’s jaw dropped when he saw the immense number of calculations on the paper, he didn’t understand any of it.
‘WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?!’ Hiei screamed in his mind. The teacher began to collect the homework,
“Hello, Mr. Jaganashi, correct? You can do a this assignment tonight because you’re a new student. I’m sure Shuichi would be more than happy to help you.” Hiei slid back in his chair.
“Let’s start with a very easy question.” The teacher said, “Mr. Jaganashi, what number is 21% of 200?” Hiei gulped, he hadn’t even been able to catch the question. // “ 42.”// Kurama told him. “42.” Hiei said confidently. “It seems the new student is correct!” The teacher said happily. The rest of the questions were much, much harder so Hiei was glad he was never called on again.
In the hall Hiei went up to Kurama at his locker. “I didn’t feel any demonic presence in there, but that teacher.” Hiei paused, remembering how the teacher had thrown out questions like a maniac,
“You’re right, but let’s keep our eyes open. Next period is Advanced Literature.”
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So what did you think? I know it was boring but it’s just getting started. Please read and review, humor is hard!
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