Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei versus the Chihuahua's ❯ Chapter 2

Psychicfiredemoness: Thank you for the reviews! And Mousse shall be put into the story, mostly for plot reasons. But thank you for suggesting it Sumi101.

Hiei: Why do I have to be in this damn story!?

Psychic: Well to bad chumly! You broke my leg! Anyway I might put Sapphire in it and Kayori in this fic, later in the story. You know when Hiei can't take the challenge of taking care of my dogs.

Hiei: What is that supposed to mean? I can handle taking care of your damn dogs.

Psychic: Don't insult my dogs! [hits with crutch] Anyway I own nothing what-so-ever but my dogs.

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Chapter 2

Scorch: Uh, Yusuke why are you following me, with a video camera?

Yusuke: So I can tape your dogs attacking Hiei.

Scorch: [mutters] They'll attack you camera boy.

Yusuke: What was that? [fang face]

Scorch: Oh nothing, oh look there's my house and it only took 47 minutes! [walks to door] Hey where's fire boy?

Yusuke: If he's fire boy are you fire girl?

Scorch: [glares]

Hiei: [appears]

Scorch: Ahh! [falls over and gets up and whacks him with crutch] I hate you so much right now.

Hiei: Good then I don't have to help with the dogs.

Scorch: The hell you don't! Oh and both of you keep your guards up. [opens door]

All 5 dogs: [run out the door and bark] (Scorch's house has a fenced in yard)

Yusuke: [taping up in a tree by the front porch]

Duke (the white one with red ears): [barks at Yusuke]

Roxi (Jack Russell look alike): [stares at Hiei] (she's an idiot)

Scorch: [causes tree branch to brake] (she's a Jaganshi)

Yusuke: [falls]

Dogs: [attack him, except for Juju (the brown bug eyes with black muzzle, she's so cute!)

Yusuke: HELP!!!

Hiei: [Takes camera and tapes Yusuke being mauled by the little dogs] [grins]

Scorch: I'm surrounded by idiots. [sighs and claps]

Dogs: [Run in house]

Yusuke: [scratched up]

Hiei: [throws camera]

Yusuke: [catches it]

Scorch: You're such a baby Yusuke; they're too small to do much damage. [goes into house]

Two boys: [follow] (Hiei's walking in front of Yusuke)

Hiei: [trips over rug a little smaller then himself]

Yusuke: [trips over Hiei]

Hiei: What the hell is a rug doing rig-

Scorch: Get off of Mousse!!!

Yusuke: Mousse?

Scorch: Yes! My chocolate lab! Get off him!

Both boys: [stand up to see a the `rug' was a large dog]

Mousse: [still asleep]

Scorch: How he could sleep through that is unbeknownst to me.

Duke: [head pops up around corner] BARK!!!

Scorch: Duke!

Duke: [retreats]

Scorch: Psycho dog. I'll round `um up so you can tell who' who. [goes into kitchen and comes back 3 minutes later] Come on.

Both: [follow]

Dogs: [inside this fenced in area of kitchen] (area has 3 little round dog beds w/ blankets and has water bowl and food bowl and one of those weird dog litter box things, it doesn't have litter in it only newspaper)

Scorch: So many Chihuahua's so little time. Okay [points] that's Duke, Runt, Koko short for Koko Puff, Roxi, and Juju. Juju's Duke and Runt's mom. Koko is Duke and Runt's dad and mellow and likes everyone. Duke is psychotic and for some strange reason protective of me and likes almost no one. Runt has brain damage and is real sweet. Roxi is possessed and eats bugs, which is weird as hell. And Mousse who you already met sleeps a lot thinks he is a Chihuahua and will rub on your legs like a giant cat. That's about it and that is Mousse food, that is evil Chihuahua food. [points to 2 containers] I'm going to let them out now. [opens cage thing]

Dogs: [come out]

Duke: [bites Yusuke]

Yusuke: Get the damn dog off of me! [runs around]

Scorch: I think we'll need some re-in-force-ments.

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Psychic: This is why I love Duke.

Hiei: because he attacks random detectives?

Psychic: No cause he's a sweet heart, and also cause he attacked the random detective.

Yusuke: Hey!!!

Scorch: Is for horses.

Yusuke, Psychic and Hiei:???

Scorch: Never mind.

Psychic: Any way, I'll try to update soon, if I can think of anything to add and if you have any ideas please tell me.

Hiei: Why are you asking me!?

Psychic: Because Scorch walked away and she's spookily intelligent fanfic wise. So I can't think anything.

Hiei: That's obvious.

Psychic: [punches] Any way, I need ideas for this. Like Duke attacking anyone that comes to the house or Mousse actually moving.

Mousse: [snoring on a rug] (he really does snore)

Psychic: Lazy good for nothing guard dog!!!!!

Anyone within a 1 mile radius: [hears the yells]

Phone: [rings and Psychic answers] Stop disturbing the peace!!!!!

Psychic: @.@ Hehehe. [passes out]