Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei versus the Chihuahua's ❯ Chapter 4

Psychicfiredemoness: Hello!

Roxi: [barks]

Psychic: Roxi shut up! Anyway This is going to be the first day of the week in which Hiei's taking `care' of my dogs. Hope you enjoy. I own nothing but the evil and cute dogs. Oh crap! [hides in phone booth]

Hiei: [rams the phone booth]

Phone Booth: [falls over]

Psychic: Again I own nothing.

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Chapter 4

-Morning 7:30-

Scorch: Hey you guys! Wake up!!! [bottom of the stairs, not basement stairs!]

-Hiei's room-

(This is actual Sapphire's doing)

Hiei: [wakes up and looks over]

Roxi: [running out of the room with his scarf]

Hiei: [runs after her] Give my scarf you baka inu!

Roxi: [runs down stairs]

Mousse: [asleep at top of stairs]

Hiei: [trips over Mousse and down the stairs] [screaming random cuss words]

Yusuke: What the hell was that?! [trips over Mousse too and down the stairs]

Sapphire and Kayori and Scorch: [cracking up and in Sapphire's case filming it]

Both boys: @_@

Roxi: [sitting there staring at them and still has Hiei's scarf]

Scorch: [prods Mousse with one of her crutches]

Mousse: [gets up and walks down stairs and walks over the two boys]

Girls: [wince] Ouch.

Hiei: [comes back to senses and sees Roxi, then jumps up, knocking Yusuke off and chasing the small dog]

Scorch: Hiei! If you hurt her I swear that that you're gonna find your katana in small pieces! [is trying to walk down the stairs and kind of sort of trips, rolls down the stairs and lands and lands on Yusuke]

Yusuke: X.X

Scorch: [gets up and tries to regain dignity]

Sapphire and Kayori: [laughing]

-Noon-thirty a.k.a. 12:30-

All: [in living room]

Yusuke: [on couch with big bag of ice on his back and glaring at Mousse who is past out and Scorch who is sitting in an armchair with all 5 Chihuahua's] (they do that, you sit down and a minute later you can't get up cause you're covered in dogs!)

Scorch: Could someone PLEASE help me?

Sapphire: [knocks on side table]

Dogs: [bark and run to door]

Scorch: Thank you. [goes into the kitchen]

-5 minutes later-

Scorch: [comes back with glass of deep red liquid]

Yusuke: Is that blood?!

Scorch: Yeah it's cow blood.

Hiei: Can I have some?

Scorch: I was being sarcastic!

Hiei: So was I.

Others: [anime fall]

Scorch: Damnit! [Red stuff is on shirt]

Sapphire: At least your shirt's black so you can't see the junk.

Scorch: Yeah but this $^!+ is sticky as hell!

Yusuke: WHAT IS IT!?!?

Scorch: Crystal light. What you actually think I'd drink blood?

Yusuke: Well…

Scorch: [throws glass at his head]

Yusuke: @.@

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Psychic: Well that's all I could like of. I need damn ideas people! Oh and Sapphire as you probably will read this, STOP TELLING ME TO UPDATE!!!

Scorch: Better?

Psychic: Yes thank you for asking

Scorch: Uh huh. [sweat drops]

Psychic: Right. Do you think you could get me out of this now? [ is still in phone booth]

Hiei: Hn. You do know the second you get out of that thing, I will kill you.

Psychic: [face faults] Just some one get me out of it!

Hiei: [kicks it]

Phone Booth: [rolls 500 feet and goes down small hill]

Psychic: [is now out and runs to trash can]

Scorch: Okay, while Psychic is throwing up from motion sickness she said she wants to know if Kurama and Kuwabara should be added for plot. I said no cause they'd attack both of them but what do I know right.

Aaron/DMV/Blaze: Yeah you're just a dumb blonde!

Scorch: [attacks her brother]

Psychic: [comes back and shoves a bag on Hiei's head] While I gotta go find some where else to hide before Hiei here finds his way out of a paper bag. Bye. [runs so far away]

Background: [playing I Ran So Far Away, by Flock of Seagulls]