Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei versus the Chihuahua's ❯ Chapter 7

Psychicfiredemoness: Okay people that read this chapter.

Hiei: they aren't go-

Scorch: [beats him with a 2x4]

Psychic: O.O Thank you Scorch, and this chapter may be a bit really messed up because I can't think of anything what-so-ever because I can't get any ideas from any one! No offense to anyone I'm just stressed. [sighs]

Scorch: Right, Psy-child owns nothing.

Psychic: Did you just call me Psy-child?

Scorch: Hey it goes with the title, and you're younger then me, and there for a child.

Psychic: [beats Scorch with a 2x4] Hope you enjoy the chapter, again I own nothing.

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Chapter 7

Day 3, still

-6:58 pm-

Claire and Scorch: [still arguing]

Others: [playing cards]

Roxi and Runt: [killing each other over a tennis ball]

Other dogs: [laying on the couch in a sunny spot]

Scorch: YOU AREN'T SIGNING THE CAST!!!

Card players: [look up]

Claire: [knocks Scorch over and signs cast]

Scorch: [gets up with the anime sharp teeth face] WHY DID YOU DO THAT BAKA!?!

Claire: So I could sign your cast. [cat face]

Scorch: [reading cast aloud] Get well soon so we can hang out at the mall, and you can get a boy friend. [hits with crutch] You stupid idiot!!!

Sapphire: And she's out!

Scorch: Anyone else want to sign the cast? [fang face]

Kayori: [signing Scorch's cast]

Scorch: Hey! [lifts cast leg up and falls over on coffee table where the others WERE playing cards]

Yusuke: Hey we were playing cards!

Scorch: And now you aren't. @.@

Tech: [signs cast]

Scorch: [looks at it] Eh! [scribbles it out]

Sapphire: What did it say?

Scorch: [puts duck tape over her mouth] I ain't saying' and neither is she.

Tech: [rips duck tape off] Ouch! I wrote.

Scorch: [gets out an electric fishing gun] (it was on the sci-fi movie Snakehead Terror, Don't own!) [shoots Tech with it] Anyone else want to know?

Sapphire: Yes act-

Scorch: [shoots her] Anyone else want to sign my cast or find out what Tech said?

Yusuke: [starts to say some thing]

Scorch: [shoots him]

Yusuke: Hey! I wasn't gonna ask that!

Scorch: Yeah but I'm not making you a sandwich!

Yusuke: Damn, hey how'd you know what I was gonna say?

Scorch: -.-; Do the words, Jagan Eye! Mean anything to you!?

Yusuke: Not really.

Scorch: [anime falls]

Hiei: Baka ningen.

Sapphire: [back in awake world] What time is it?

Scorch: A quarter after eight.

Others: Huh? (sorry but I talk like that and my friends never know what I'm saying)

Scorch: [glares]

Kurama: It means 8:15.

Yusuke: Thank you fox boy!

Scorch: I'm surrounded by idiots. Well see ya in am. [goes to the basement]

Claire: Why's she in the basement?

Sapphire: That's her room.

Claire: O.o Right…

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Psychic: I know it isn't very good, but let's take a minute to read Scorch's cast.

Himura-chan: Oroness to the max! Yes... I am weird and Kenshin-obsessed! Do you has the stuff to join the Homestarmy? The guts? The determination? The five bucks? Signed, Kim

Kayori: Get that leg of yours healed soon and I give you the best of luck surviving this whole ordeal with us!!

Tech: [scribbled out]

Claire: Get well soon so we can hang out at the mall, and you can get a boy friend.

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Psychic: And that's all I got! So please review and or see my other evil stories. Thank you and goodbye!

Hiei: Idiot.

Scorch: [beats him with 2x4 again]