Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ High School rocks! ❯ Lunchtime: Air guitar-ing, food fights and more ( Chapter 2 )

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High School Rocks! (YYH style!)

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Disclaimer: I don't own the YYH characters….for if I did I would be FRIGGIN RICH! Ok well on with chapter 2…..enjoy!

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Chapter 2: Lunchtime: Singing, Air guitar-ing, and food fights!

We all stood in line at lunch, waiting for the line to move forwards. The lunch lady slopped today's `special', and a side of pudding on our plates, then shouted "NEXT!" to every student. My friends, and our `boyfriends' as you would now call them, all sat down and ate the horrible cafeteria food.

"This stuff is still frozen!" Keiko said throwing her fork down in disgust.

"I dunno, it looks ok to me" Kuwabara said piling the food into his mouth, as if it was going to be his last meal.

"Where do you put it all?" Yusuke asked.

"Well none of it goes to his brain, that's for sure!" Hiei remarked.

"Shut up shrimp!" Kuwabara yelled.

"Kuwabara, put a sock in it, I'm trying to listen to my CD" Dustin said turning the music up louder.

"Hey is that Blink 182?" Kurama asked.

"You betchya!" he said turning it up even louder.

"Hey I have an idea…..Yusuke leme see your boom box" Hiei said.

"Ok, take it" Yusuke said forking over his beloved boom box.

"Thanx, oh and Dustin, leme use your CD" Hiei said taking both items. He put the CD in the boom box, flipped the song to # 5, Stockholm Syndrome. He and Dustin exchanged glances, before setting his plan into action. He and Dustin jumped up onto the lunch table, Yusuke turned the volume up.

"A one, two, a one, two, three, four!" Hiei shouted as the music started to play. Dustin played the `air guitar' he started to jam on thin air, and make it look like he was playing the guitar. After the huge guitar solo, Hiei took as the lead singer.

"This is the first" he sang.

"Thing I remember" Dustin joined in, still playing the `air guitar'!

"And now it's the last" Hiei sang.

"Thing left on my mind" Dustin finished.

(If ya'll don't mind, I'm just gonna write the song out….Hiei is the lead singer…..Dustin the 2nd…ok, so with every new like er….paragraph-thinger, then uh….you'll get it…..i hope)

"This is the first!

Thing I remember

Now it's the last

Thing left on my mind

Afraid of the dark

Do you hear me whisper?

An empty heart

Replaced with paranoia

Where do we go

Life's temporary

After we die

Like New Year's resolutions

Why is this hard?

Do you recognize me?

I know I'm wrong

But I can't help believing!"

"You guyz rock!" one girl shouted.

"Hiei your so fine!" another cooed.

"Dustin come and play the air guitar at my house tonight!" another drooled.

"Hey why are all of the chicks likin' them?" Kyle, the head jock, asked.

"Uh…..Probably cuz they rock!" D.J, another jock answered.

"No one rocks better than we do!" Tanner, yet another jock, said aloud.

"Look at the girls" Kyle said as he pointed at the table that my friends and I were sitting at. We were all jammin to the great music.

"Lets go show em a lesson!" Tanner said grabbing his pudding. He walked over to where Hiei sat and slopped the pudding all in his hair. Everyone in the lunchroom fell silent as Hiei stood up, and smacked his tray against Tanner's face, Tanner and Hiei started an all out fist fight. Greg came over and slopped the special in Dustin's face. Dustin stood up and slammed his Chemistry book into Greg's gut, they too started to fight. The one girl shouted two words that would change the whole situation.

"FOOD FIGHT!"

Every one started to throw food, books, milk cartons, trays, backpacks, everything imaginable. Even…..The boom box with Dustin's CD in it. The boom box flew into a wall, smashing it to pieces…..The CD went flying out. Dustin saw this and dove to save it. He caught it…..(Yay go him)

Then someone did the unthinkable…..They threw their turkey sandwich at Dustin and knocked him out cold!

"Dustin!" Botan shouted.

"What are you wastin your breath on him for? I'm on the football team…..Don't ya wanna hang out with me?" Greg asked Botan closing in on her.

"Back off" I yelled from across the room.

"What's the matter?" Kyle asked.

"I have your ugly face in mine!" I spat back.

"I'll handle this one" Tanner said, as he stepped towards me.

"I'll handle you just as I handled Hiei….." I said warningly.

"I'm not here to annoy you like Kyle was…..I'm here to talk to you" he said ducking under another flying pudding bowl.

"Then what are you here to tell me? Tell it quick…..I need to go help my friends"

"Well….."

"PRINCIPAL PRICKLY'S COMMIN…..RUN!" one girl shouted, as he walked through the lunchroom door.

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?" Mr. Prickly shouted. We looked around the lunchroom, all but the jocks, the punks, and the preps were left.

"O shit" Hiei muttered, as Mr. Prickly handed us each a weeks worth of detention.

"What other mayhem can we cause?" Yusuke snickered.

"I could think of a few things….." Tanner said as we all walked down to our next class, covered in cafeteria food.

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So how waz it? Good, bad, why aren't ya'll reviewing!?!? *Deep breathes* ok well at least my bro is reviewing…thanx bro! Btw…..His storie is really kool it is called: YYHigh School, by: Kicker of Elves….check it out.

L8er,

Kilala

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