Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ hysterical laughter ❯ akuduo's start ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
me: ok i'm now introducing my... well, sorta brother, akudou! akudou, get out here!!
akudou: ok, yippiieee!! i get ta write a story!!
me: dont get 2 carried away now.
akudou: i can carry it away as much a i wants 2.
me: no u cant. ppl have 2 read this u know. hey u want 2 do the disclamer?
akudou: ok...
DISCLAMER: it was real fun droping yusuke on his head, well, except 4 the lawsuit but it was still fun!! *huge, no juynormous smirk*
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hiei: *walks in with a piece of chicken*
akudou: u got chicken without meh? (he's got a jin-ish accent)
hiei: ur nothing but a baka fool. i want sweet snow!!
akudou: what is he on?
yusuke: i have no idea but he's acting real weird.
puu: *flys in and sits on yusuke's head*
kuwabara: where's kurama??
akudou: i heard he's out skydiveing.
---skydiveing...---
kurama: ahhhh!! i'm falling!!!!
touya: this is nothing kurama!!
kurama: where's jin?!?!
jin: u a bit scrd lady?!?! *flying loop-de-loops*
touya: *makes surfboard out of ice* kurama i hope u know we're going 2 land on water, and u FORGOT uR PARACHUTE!!!!
kurama: i did?!?! then I'M GOING 2 DIE!! *turns yoko, plumits 2 the water*
touya: that's ok i forgot my parachute 2!!!
jin: ya need parachutes ladies?!?! why don't ya... oh, wait, ya can't fly!!
yoko: *falls faster than touya, hits water*
touya: yoko!! where did u go?!?!
jin: i'm a wee bit afraid i can't save em!! i dun like ta swim!!
touya: then i will!! *hits water, gets knocked out, washes up on shore*
---hours later...---
yoko: *walks in carrying touya* look what i caugh at the beach.
jin: *flys through hole in roof, ok 'new' hole in roof*
yusuke: darn it!! that's the eleventh time this week!!
jin: sorreh, going tu fast.
younger tuguro: *pounds door down* i'm home!! *looks around* oh! wrong house! *leaves through hole in wall, ok, ok, 'new' hole in wall*
yusuke: i can't take this any more!! SHOT GUN!!!!!! *house falls 2 ground*
hiei: *head pops up through rubble*
yusuke: *standing aroung like a crazy guy*
hiei: r u mad?!?! what did u do that for?!?! i put in half the money for that house u know!!
jin: *flys up through rubble* ha! urameshi's worse then meh!
akudou: *turns in2 dragon, trys 2 kill yusuke*
yusuke: *oh no u dont!! SPIRIT GUN!!!!
dragon: *get hit, but it bounces off* u idiot, i'm gonna carry ya off, fly in2 the sky and drop ya. how does that sound 2 u? i like the idea.
yusuke: *gets carried off by dragon in2 the sky, and starts 2 plumet 2 the ground.*
...2 be contiued.