Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ I'm Not Sick ❯ Another typical day in bakasville ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: inkheart 
Just a little introduction to my next crazy hair brained idea of a story- please read!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 05.27.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 501 | Status: Completed
Just a little introduction to my next crazy hair brained idea of a story- please read!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 05.27.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 501 | Status: Completed
Diclaimer: I do NOT own YYH but if I did I would still be writing this only with oodles of money in my pocket!!
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I'm Not Sick
'Just another typical day in Bakaville.' Sarah thinks as she drives to Dianna's house to pick her up for school. Sarah is driving with Kurama in the passenger seat while Yusuke and Kuwabara sit in the back.
"Hold on!" Sarah yells as she screeches to a stop in front of Dianna's house. She hops out and runs up to the door.
While banging on the door she screams, "DIANNA, IT'S TIME TO GO! COME ON!"
The door opens and Dianna steps out, looking annoyed, papers, posters, and books in arms.
"You don't have to scream," she says in a nasally voice.
"Hmm, you sound sick, Dianna," Sarah remarked, concerned.
"I'm not sick." Dianna squeaks out.
"Sure you're not." Sarah says unbelieving.
Kurama walks up and feels Dianna's forehead. (Dianna: *blush galore*) "Sarah's right, you are sick," he states.
"I'm not sick, I can't be sick. (*sniff*) I have 3 projects and 2 tests today." Dianna protests.
"You're overworking yourself, Na-chan." Sarah states gently, but firmly.
"That means we should take a day off!" Yusuke shouts, running over.
"We should all stay over Dianna's house and help her get back to health," Sarah suggests, tossing her arms in the air.
"No... (*sneeze*) I can't be sick." Dianna mumbles. She attempts to walk to car but gets pushed back into the house by Sarah.
"Butbut--" Dianna still protests.
"It's ok, Dianna. One day won't kill you. I'll just call up and say we're all going to be sick today, that's all." Sarah reassures Dianna, taking her school supplies and giving them to Yusuke and Kuwabara.
"But (*coughcough*) only a parent/guardian can call. And-and mummy's not home, how-?" Dianna begins to ask.
"Heh, don't worry. I'll take care of it." Sarah says slyly, winking as she walks off to get the phone.
"Yea, I don't have to skip today!" Yusuke cheered while sitting down on the (very comfy) couch, quickly followed by Kuwabara.
Kurama just shook his head and led a still protesting Dianna upstairs to rest.
"Good morning, I'd like to call some students in sick..." said a cheery voice downstairs. Dianna raced (more like walked fast) down the stairs when she heard her mother talking.
"Mum--?!" Screeching around a corner she came to the source of the voice: she sees Sarah on the phone, smirking while doing the cheery impression of Dianna's mom.
Sarah hung up and Dianna just stared at her.
"Impressive, ne?" Sarah asked, a huge grin on her face.
"Hai." Dianna replied, even more nasally than before.
Sarah turned to Kurama who had followed Dianna. "Do you have anything for, umm, congestion?" she asked, motioning to Dianna.
Kurama nodded, pulling a small leaf out of his hair and handed it to Dianna.
"Keep this under your tongue until your sinuses clear. If you need anything else just ask me." Kurama instructed gently.
"Thank you, Kurama." And with that Dianna gave him a little hug and headed off to bed.
---30 minutes later---
Dianna is slinking stealthily down the stairs with papers, posters and books in arm.
(~insert sneaking background music, aka Mission Impossible theme~) (dododooo... dododoooo... dododooooo... dodoot)
She looks around nervously and almost carefully walks down the stairs. I say 'almost' because she sneezes and drops her stuff and proceeds to fall down the stairs in a nosily fashion. (insert THUNK-THUNK-THUNK)
She jumps up and grabs her stuff, looking around timidly, again. Then she begins to tiptoe towards the front door.
"Dianna, where are you going?" A voice asks from the kitchen. (Background music screeches to a stop) Dianna stops short, gets her balance and looks at Kurama, the speaker.
"Ummmm... (*sneezes*)"
"Bless you."
"Thank you... ummmm, what was the question?" She said edging towards the door.
"I asked you where you thought you were going," Kurama said smiling, eyebrows raised in amusement.
"I was, ah, getting some tea... yea! Tea," Dianna hastily answered.
"Outside?" Kurama asked suspiciously, moving closer.
"Well, I don't have the kind I want, so I was going to the store to get it. Yup, that's right," Dianna answered him, backing up some more.
"That's total bull, Na and you, (*yawn*) know it." Came a sleepy voice from behind Dianna. Dianna jumps and spins around to see a sleepy/messy looking Sarah in her monkey pajamas looking at her with a glare.
"Just because you want to go to school doesn't mean you can take advantage of some people's kindness." Sarah accused.
"Uuuhh...." Dianna stuttered. Kurama walks up to Dianna and takes her schoolwork, then sets it all on the kitchen counter.
"Really, Sarah, its fine. I knew Dianna would try something like this. Don't over-react." Kurama said thoughtfully as he went to make some tea.
"I was not over-reacting." Sarah mumbled grumpily as she sat down at the kitchen table with Dianna.
"I don't see what the big deal is. Why can't I go to school? I'm not that sick..." Dianna complained, sipping her tea.
"Well, if you work while you're sick, you'll put unnecessary stress on your body and make your illness even worse. That's why its best if you stay home." Kurama answered, intelligently.
"Oh." Dianna sniffs.
Sarah yawns then smirks.
"Imagine, I'd be in geometry right now if it weren't for Dianna. (*pause*) Thank you very much Na-chan. you are my savior! (*yawn*)"
"Ummmm, you're welcome...?" Dianna states/questions, sipping her tea.
"I think I'm gonna go to sleep now." Sarah says getting up. She walks into the living room and flops down on the couch.
"That's a very good idea, Sarah... Dianna, I suggest you go lay down as well. I laid out a futon in the living room." Kurama said.
"(*sneezes*) But I'm not tired!" Dianna protested, drinking down the rest of her tea.
"Dianna, get your butt in here and stop giving Kurama a hard time!" Sarah yells from the other room.
"I am not giving him a hard time!" Dianna retorted as she walked into the living room.
She walks in to see Sarah lying on one side of the room on the love seat. Kuwabara's snoozing on one side of the triangle couch and Yusuke's sleeping on the other, the TV is on and some bad soap opera is playing.
All of a sudden, Sarah jumps up and bonks Kuwabara and Yusuke on the head. They snap awake and sit up.
"What the hell was that for?!" they both yelled.
"For being alive! Muahahahaha -coughcough- hahahahaha!!!" Sarah replies.
"Yay! Go Sarah! Hahahahaha -(*ends in fit of coughing*)" Dianna cheers as she falls to the floor unconscious, or so you think... (A/N: gasp! Is she really unconscious? Am I really that confused to ask you? find out in one minute! / muse: shut up! / me: O.O pfft! fine!)
"Kurama get in here!" Sarah yelled.
Kurama ran into the room and upon seeing Dianna on the floor, he picks her up and gently places her on the futon.
"Geez... if she passes out just from laughing then she must be really sick." said Yusuke worriedly.
"And she wanted to go to school! Hmph! That's how baka she really is." Sarah grumbled.
"I... am not a baka..." came a squeaky voice from the floor.
"So you are awake, kuso-atama." Sarah grumbled again.
"Well aren't you (*cough*) in a good mood." Dianna squeaked, sarcasm evident.
"Oh, shove it." and with that Sarah turned to face the couch and totally ignored everyone.
"Sarah?" Kurama put in.
"What?!" she said getting real annoyed.
"What's wrong? Why are you so angry?" Kurama questioned.
"I'm not angry, I'm just tired, that's (*yawn*) all." Sarah replied, eyes closed.
Snoring is heard in the background.
"It seems as though the bakamonos are asleep, as usual. So am I going to be too." Sarah yawned while getting comfortable.
"I think you should also rest Dianna. While everyone sleeps I will be able to finish some work." Kurama said.
"Awww... but why don't you rest too?" Dianna sniffed
"Because I really need to get my work done before tomorrow."
"But...wait... what work?"
"Oh, it's nothing. Just some research for Koenma."
"What kind of research for Enma-chan, Kurama-kun?" Dianna asks in a childish voice.
"The kind of research that questions whether people should sleep if they're sick." Kurama answers with a smug smile.
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Hi there this is inkheart and thank you for reading another of my crazy ideas... this story will probably be updated the fastest of all my stories simply because all the chapters have alreading been typed up ahead of time. Please review and enjoy the next chapter!
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I'm Not Sick
'Just another typical day in Bakaville.' Sarah thinks as she drives to Dianna's house to pick her up for school. Sarah is driving with Kurama in the passenger seat while Yusuke and Kuwabara sit in the back.
"Hold on!" Sarah yells as she screeches to a stop in front of Dianna's house. She hops out and runs up to the door.
While banging on the door she screams, "DIANNA, IT'S TIME TO GO! COME ON!"
The door opens and Dianna steps out, looking annoyed, papers, posters, and books in arms.
"You don't have to scream," she says in a nasally voice.
"Hmm, you sound sick, Dianna," Sarah remarked, concerned.
"I'm not sick." Dianna squeaks out.
"Sure you're not." Sarah says unbelieving.
Kurama walks up and feels Dianna's forehead. (Dianna: *blush galore*) "Sarah's right, you are sick," he states.
"I'm not sick, I can't be sick. (*sniff*) I have 3 projects and 2 tests today." Dianna protests.
"You're overworking yourself, Na-chan." Sarah states gently, but firmly.
"That means we should take a day off!" Yusuke shouts, running over.
"We should all stay over Dianna's house and help her get back to health," Sarah suggests, tossing her arms in the air.
"No... (*sneeze*) I can't be sick." Dianna mumbles. She attempts to walk to car but gets pushed back into the house by Sarah.
"Butbut--" Dianna still protests.
"It's ok, Dianna. One day won't kill you. I'll just call up and say we're all going to be sick today, that's all." Sarah reassures Dianna, taking her school supplies and giving them to Yusuke and Kuwabara.
"But (*coughcough*) only a parent/guardian can call. And-and mummy's not home, how-?" Dianna begins to ask.
"Heh, don't worry. I'll take care of it." Sarah says slyly, winking as she walks off to get the phone.
"Yea, I don't have to skip today!" Yusuke cheered while sitting down on the (very comfy) couch, quickly followed by Kuwabara.
Kurama just shook his head and led a still protesting Dianna upstairs to rest.
"Good morning, I'd like to call some students in sick..." said a cheery voice downstairs. Dianna raced (more like walked fast) down the stairs when she heard her mother talking.
"Mum--?!" Screeching around a corner she came to the source of the voice: she sees Sarah on the phone, smirking while doing the cheery impression of Dianna's mom.
Sarah hung up and Dianna just stared at her.
"Impressive, ne?" Sarah asked, a huge grin on her face.
"Hai." Dianna replied, even more nasally than before.
Sarah turned to Kurama who had followed Dianna. "Do you have anything for, umm, congestion?" she asked, motioning to Dianna.
Kurama nodded, pulling a small leaf out of his hair and handed it to Dianna.
"Keep this under your tongue until your sinuses clear. If you need anything else just ask me." Kurama instructed gently.
"Thank you, Kurama." And with that Dianna gave him a little hug and headed off to bed.
---30 minutes later---
Dianna is slinking stealthily down the stairs with papers, posters and books in arm.
(~insert sneaking background music, aka Mission Impossible theme~) (dododooo... dododoooo... dododooooo... dodoot)
She looks around nervously and almost carefully walks down the stairs. I say 'almost' because she sneezes and drops her stuff and proceeds to fall down the stairs in a nosily fashion. (insert THUNK-THUNK-THUNK)
She jumps up and grabs her stuff, looking around timidly, again. Then she begins to tiptoe towards the front door.
"Dianna, where are you going?" A voice asks from the kitchen. (Background music screeches to a stop) Dianna stops short, gets her balance and looks at Kurama, the speaker.
"Ummmm... (*sneezes*)"
"Bless you."
"Thank you... ummmm, what was the question?" She said edging towards the door.
"I asked you where you thought you were going," Kurama said smiling, eyebrows raised in amusement.
"I was, ah, getting some tea... yea! Tea," Dianna hastily answered.
"Outside?" Kurama asked suspiciously, moving closer.
"Well, I don't have the kind I want, so I was going to the store to get it. Yup, that's right," Dianna answered him, backing up some more.
"That's total bull, Na and you, (*yawn*) know it." Came a sleepy voice from behind Dianna. Dianna jumps and spins around to see a sleepy/messy looking Sarah in her monkey pajamas looking at her with a glare.
"Just because you want to go to school doesn't mean you can take advantage of some people's kindness." Sarah accused.
"Uuuhh...." Dianna stuttered. Kurama walks up to Dianna and takes her schoolwork, then sets it all on the kitchen counter.
"Really, Sarah, its fine. I knew Dianna would try something like this. Don't over-react." Kurama said thoughtfully as he went to make some tea.
"I was not over-reacting." Sarah mumbled grumpily as she sat down at the kitchen table with Dianna.
"I don't see what the big deal is. Why can't I go to school? I'm not that sick..." Dianna complained, sipping her tea.
"Well, if you work while you're sick, you'll put unnecessary stress on your body and make your illness even worse. That's why its best if you stay home." Kurama answered, intelligently.
"Oh." Dianna sniffs.
Sarah yawns then smirks.
"Imagine, I'd be in geometry right now if it weren't for Dianna. (*pause*) Thank you very much Na-chan. you are my savior! (*yawn*)"
"Ummmm, you're welcome...?" Dianna states/questions, sipping her tea.
"I think I'm gonna go to sleep now." Sarah says getting up. She walks into the living room and flops down on the couch.
"That's a very good idea, Sarah... Dianna, I suggest you go lay down as well. I laid out a futon in the living room." Kurama said.
"(*sneezes*) But I'm not tired!" Dianna protested, drinking down the rest of her tea.
"Dianna, get your butt in here and stop giving Kurama a hard time!" Sarah yells from the other room.
"I am not giving him a hard time!" Dianna retorted as she walked into the living room.
She walks in to see Sarah lying on one side of the room on the love seat. Kuwabara's snoozing on one side of the triangle couch and Yusuke's sleeping on the other, the TV is on and some bad soap opera is playing.
All of a sudden, Sarah jumps up and bonks Kuwabara and Yusuke on the head. They snap awake and sit up.
"What the hell was that for?!" they both yelled.
"For being alive! Muahahahaha -coughcough- hahahahaha!!!" Sarah replies.
"Yay! Go Sarah! Hahahahaha -(*ends in fit of coughing*)" Dianna cheers as she falls to the floor unconscious, or so you think... (A/N: gasp! Is she really unconscious? Am I really that confused to ask you? find out in one minute! / muse: shut up! / me: O.O pfft! fine!)
"Kurama get in here!" Sarah yelled.
Kurama ran into the room and upon seeing Dianna on the floor, he picks her up and gently places her on the futon.
"Geez... if she passes out just from laughing then she must be really sick." said Yusuke worriedly.
"And she wanted to go to school! Hmph! That's how baka she really is." Sarah grumbled.
"I... am not a baka..." came a squeaky voice from the floor.
"So you are awake, kuso-atama." Sarah grumbled again.
"Well aren't you (*cough*) in a good mood." Dianna squeaked, sarcasm evident.
"Oh, shove it." and with that Sarah turned to face the couch and totally ignored everyone.
"Sarah?" Kurama put in.
"What?!" she said getting real annoyed.
"What's wrong? Why are you so angry?" Kurama questioned.
"I'm not angry, I'm just tired, that's (*yawn*) all." Sarah replied, eyes closed.
Snoring is heard in the background.
"It seems as though the bakamonos are asleep, as usual. So am I going to be too." Sarah yawned while getting comfortable.
"I think you should also rest Dianna. While everyone sleeps I will be able to finish some work." Kurama said.
"Awww... but why don't you rest too?" Dianna sniffed
"Because I really need to get my work done before tomorrow."
"But...wait... what work?"
"Oh, it's nothing. Just some research for Koenma."
"What kind of research for Enma-chan, Kurama-kun?" Dianna asks in a childish voice.
"The kind of research that questions whether people should sleep if they're sick." Kurama answers with a smug smile.
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Hi there this is inkheart and thank you for reading another of my crazy ideas... this story will probably be updated the fastest of all my stories simply because all the chapters have alreading been typed up ahead of time. Please review and enjoy the next chapter!