Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ I'm Not Sick ❯ Detectives playing detectives ( Chapter 3 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: inkheart 
who would've thunk it? detectives playing detectives? weird...
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 08.06.2005 | Updated On: 08.13.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 217 | Status: Completed
who would've thunk it? detectives playing detectives? weird...
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 08.06.2005 | Updated On: 08.13.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 217 | Status: Completed
Sorry about the delay- my computer broke down and I have just recently recieved a new one. OOOOhhhhh shiny..... but anyway- my updates shall be quicker than usual. Without further distractions- Chapter 3.
Disclaimer: Me no own.
~Inside~
Dianna is lying down on the couch; Yusuke and Kuwabara sitting on the floor with the TV on; Sarah and Kurama are in the corner reading books.
'click' "Nothing." 'click' "Nada." 'click' "Gross." 'click' "Uh-oh." 'click' "Iie." 'click'
"Nope--"
"Urameshi, give me the remote!"
"No way Kuwabara."
"Stop it you guys." Sarah said ending the dispute without even glancing up.
Dianna gets up, steals the remote and coughs on it. "Do you want it now?"
Both Kuwabara and Yusuke shake their heads with disgusted looks.
"Well since the remote is currently, ahem, untouchable, why don't we play a board game?" Sarah said putting her book down.
"Like what?" Yusuke asked still watching the TV.
"I dunno, what kind of games you have Dianna?"
"Lots. (*coughcough*) Ummmm, Monopoly, Clue, Twister, Scrabble, Yahtzee...(*sniff*) How about we play Clue? Detectives being detectives!"
"Haha."
"Alright."
"Sure."
"Hn."
"Hey Hiei's back! Where've you been?"
"Nowhere of any importance."
"Riiiiight."
"Anyway, let's play!"
Kurama goes over to the closet and takes out the box and begins setting the game up on the dining room table.
"Ah... I have to go to the bathroom. Be right back." Dianna scrambles away and down the hall.
"That was weird. Oh well, Kurama do you have it set up yet?"
"Yes, who would like to go first?" He says holding the dice.
"Me! Me!" Sarah jumps up and down with her hand in the air.
"Yea, I think the youngest should go first and that's Sarah." Yusuke snickers.
"Nu-uh!!! Dianna's younger than me by a full year! So there!" Sarah sticks out her tongue and sits down in a chair.
"Fine, we'll start without Dianna cause she's not back yet. Oldest go first. Kurama?" Yusuke turns to Kurama.
"Well, alright." Kurama replies as he picks up Mr. Green and moves him 6 spaces, says the die.
"Hiei, your turn." Sarah said.
"I refuse to partake in this immature game."
"Aw come on Hiei, please?" Sarah asks.
"He just doesn't wanna play cause the only character left is Ms. Peacock." Yusuke torments.
"Hn. No." Hiei denies, glaring at a laughing Yusuke.
"Fine, just watch. Go Kuwabara." Sarah pouts and hands Kuwabara the dice.
"Huh? Oh, ummmm." Kuwabara rolls and moves Colonel Mustard 1 space.
"My turn!" Yusuke moves Professor Plum 3 spaces.
"Okey-dokey!" Sarah rolls, moving Miss Scarlet 5 spaces.
"Hey, where's Dianna? Its her turn." Yusuke says motioning to Mrs. White.
Sarah jumps up and gasps. "Dianna's gone!!"
They all turn around to see the front door swinging on its hinges and a faint crying is heard. Everyone looks outside to see a crying little girl by the sidewalk and Dianna pedaling away on a pink tricycle with a basket full of school supplies.
"I can do it, I can do it, I can do it!" she sniffles.
Kurama runs up and walks beside her.
"Dianna, what are you doing? You're too sick to be outside."
"I'm not sick, ACHOO! (*sniff*) I already told you."
"If you aren't able to ride a bike to school which is only two streets away in the half hour that we were playing then you are definitely sick."
"Grrrr..... it was all uphill." Dianna mumbles.
"Here, you must be exhausted-let me carry you back." Kurama suggests as he picks her up bridal style and begins to walk back to the house.
"Butbutbut!" Dianna struggles, but alas, Kurama has too strong a grip. "...Well...ok..." she relaxes and snuggles into his shoulder.
Sarah stands there, arms crossed, watching them from the porch.
"Hmph. Figures she would only give up for Kurama." She comments with a pout.
"Don't be a baka." Sarah jumps around (there's a lot of jumping going on isn't there?) and sees Hiei leaning against the doorframe, hands in pockets and a smug look on his face.
"You would only give up for me, too." Hiei says walking back into the house as Kurama carries Dianna up the porch stairs. Sarah follows him mumbling curses.
Kurama sets Dianna in a chair and they finish their clue game, with Yusuke, amazingly the winner. Then they lounge around in the living room, in their usual spots while Dianna takes a cat-nap.
"Boooooooooooring!!" Yusuke moans.
"Ssh!" Kurama hushes, motioning to Dianna.
"Too late. (*Sniff*)" Dianna says sitting up.
"Sorry.... I'm bored!!" Yusuke continues.
"Yup." Kuwabara agrees.
"I second that." Sarah nods.
"Definitely (*cough*)"
"Hn." Hiei 'hn's.
"Sooo, what can we do to pass the time?"
"Ummmm arcade, park, train, bicker amongst ourselves..."
"Ooh-ooh! I know! Let's go to the sweet snow shop!" Sarah says jumping up and down.
"I don't know..." Kurama mutters glancing at Dianna.
"Hmph, I'm fine Kurama-kun, I had a nap like a good girl. Can we go? Please? (*sniff*)" Dianna puppy eyes Kurama.
"(*sigh*)(can't resist the puppy eyes) I guess." Kurama gives in, then hands her a tissue.
"That settles it! Let's go!" Sarah says marching upstairs to change from her PJ's.
~10 minutes later~
Everyone's ready and walking to the shop- until Sarah begins to sing. (now don't get me wrong. She has a pretty good singing voice but annoying songs just don't go.)
"O holy sweet snow! The creaminess is brightly shiiiiinning.... ect." And it goes on like that. She replaces the words in Christmas songs with "sweet snow" and it's qualities. (As I said before, annoying.)
Luckily Dianna chooses that moment to whip out her Interdimensional Hammer and (*BONK!*) Sarah is out like a light- leaving Hiei to carry her, which is no problem for him considering his demon strength and speed.
But as a result Hiei and Sarah disappear.
~15 minutes later~
Everyone arrives to find Hiei and Sarah has taken over the shop and all the sweet snow in it. Sarah is awake and has stuffed all the money from the cash register in her pockets. She stands behind the counter and plasters a big grin on her face as her stunned friends walk in.
"Hello, and welcome to Sarah's Sweet--"
"ONNA!" is heard from the back of the shop.
"I mean--Sarah and Hiei's Sweet Snow Shop. May I take your order?"
"I never knew you guys owned a shop..." Kuwabara scratches his head while everyone sweat drops.
Yusuke smacks Kuwabara head then laughs, but orders anyway. Kurama and Dianna look at each other then think what they should order.
Sarah dishes out the ice cream and takes some for her as well. Just as they sit down Hiei appears with a gallon of vanilla in one arm and a spoon in the other hand. He sits down and they all eat.
"Sooo, what do we do after this?" Yusuke asks, swallowing down the rest of his chocolate SS.
"I heard there is a Carnival in Salem in..." Kurama looked at his watch, "one hour."
"Wheeeeeee! And since I have my permit and Kurama has his license I get to drive us there!!!" Sarah yells excitedly.
"I don't see why not." Kurama responds handing a tissue to a sniffling Dianna.
"Oh yes you do." Dianna said, blowing her nose. "First of all, she's sugar high and lastly, she's sugar high. So there." she said defiantly.
"Too bad! I'm driving!" Sarah yells as she gulps down the rest of her ice cream and jumps in a car that she stole from the store manager.
(*Vroom, Vroom*)
"Good thing this is a van or else we'd never fit." Kurama comments as everyone jumps in. Sarah and Hiei are in the front seats, Kurama and Dianna are in the middle seat and Yusuke and Kuwabara are in the back.
Sarah starts the car as they drive away and she flips around for a good radio station
'click' "Ewww... KISS108..." 'click' "Hmm, Oldies 103.3..." 'click' "Yea, 101.7 fnx. Best station in the world!"
"To the carnival we go! (*cough*)" Dianna triumphantly yells pointing in some random direction.
"Wait I thought you don't like carnivals?" Kurama asks using his high IQ to remember that bit of info.
"Ssh... it's ok. (*sniff*) as long as you win me something I think I'll live." Dianna remarks with a wink and leans on his shoulder. Kurama blushes and manages to look hotter than usual making Dianna giggle.
Suddenly Sarah pulls over with a screech and turns around with a smirk. "Stop flirting you two and get out. We're here."
Kurama still blushing and Dianna still giggling get out with Hiei, Sarah and Yusuke and Kuwabara not long after.
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That's all for now but I will update again soon. R n' R peoples!! Ja ne!
Disclaimer: Me no own.
~Inside~
Dianna is lying down on the couch; Yusuke and Kuwabara sitting on the floor with the TV on; Sarah and Kurama are in the corner reading books.
'click' "Nothing." 'click' "Nada." 'click' "Gross." 'click' "Uh-oh." 'click' "Iie." 'click'
"Nope--"
"Urameshi, give me the remote!"
"No way Kuwabara."
"Stop it you guys." Sarah said ending the dispute without even glancing up.
Dianna gets up, steals the remote and coughs on it. "Do you want it now?"
Both Kuwabara and Yusuke shake their heads with disgusted looks.
"Well since the remote is currently, ahem, untouchable, why don't we play a board game?" Sarah said putting her book down.
"Like what?" Yusuke asked still watching the TV.
"I dunno, what kind of games you have Dianna?"
"Lots. (*coughcough*) Ummmm, Monopoly, Clue, Twister, Scrabble, Yahtzee...(*sniff*) How about we play Clue? Detectives being detectives!"
"Haha."
"Alright."
"Sure."
"Hn."
"Hey Hiei's back! Where've you been?"
"Nowhere of any importance."
"Riiiiight."
"Anyway, let's play!"
Kurama goes over to the closet and takes out the box and begins setting the game up on the dining room table.
"Ah... I have to go to the bathroom. Be right back." Dianna scrambles away and down the hall.
"That was weird. Oh well, Kurama do you have it set up yet?"
"Yes, who would like to go first?" He says holding the dice.
"Me! Me!" Sarah jumps up and down with her hand in the air.
"Yea, I think the youngest should go first and that's Sarah." Yusuke snickers.
"Nu-uh!!! Dianna's younger than me by a full year! So there!" Sarah sticks out her tongue and sits down in a chair.
"Fine, we'll start without Dianna cause she's not back yet. Oldest go first. Kurama?" Yusuke turns to Kurama.
"Well, alright." Kurama replies as he picks up Mr. Green and moves him 6 spaces, says the die.
"Hiei, your turn." Sarah said.
"I refuse to partake in this immature game."
"Aw come on Hiei, please?" Sarah asks.
"He just doesn't wanna play cause the only character left is Ms. Peacock." Yusuke torments.
"Hn. No." Hiei denies, glaring at a laughing Yusuke.
"Fine, just watch. Go Kuwabara." Sarah pouts and hands Kuwabara the dice.
"Huh? Oh, ummmm." Kuwabara rolls and moves Colonel Mustard 1 space.
"My turn!" Yusuke moves Professor Plum 3 spaces.
"Okey-dokey!" Sarah rolls, moving Miss Scarlet 5 spaces.
"Hey, where's Dianna? Its her turn." Yusuke says motioning to Mrs. White.
Sarah jumps up and gasps. "Dianna's gone!!"
They all turn around to see the front door swinging on its hinges and a faint crying is heard. Everyone looks outside to see a crying little girl by the sidewalk and Dianna pedaling away on a pink tricycle with a basket full of school supplies.
"I can do it, I can do it, I can do it!" she sniffles.
Kurama runs up and walks beside her.
"Dianna, what are you doing? You're too sick to be outside."
"I'm not sick, ACHOO! (*sniff*) I already told you."
"If you aren't able to ride a bike to school which is only two streets away in the half hour that we were playing then you are definitely sick."
"Grrrr..... it was all uphill." Dianna mumbles.
"Here, you must be exhausted-let me carry you back." Kurama suggests as he picks her up bridal style and begins to walk back to the house.
"Butbutbut!" Dianna struggles, but alas, Kurama has too strong a grip. "...Well...ok..." she relaxes and snuggles into his shoulder.
Sarah stands there, arms crossed, watching them from the porch.
"Hmph. Figures she would only give up for Kurama." She comments with a pout.
"Don't be a baka." Sarah jumps around (there's a lot of jumping going on isn't there?) and sees Hiei leaning against the doorframe, hands in pockets and a smug look on his face.
"You would only give up for me, too." Hiei says walking back into the house as Kurama carries Dianna up the porch stairs. Sarah follows him mumbling curses.
Kurama sets Dianna in a chair and they finish their clue game, with Yusuke, amazingly the winner. Then they lounge around in the living room, in their usual spots while Dianna takes a cat-nap.
"Boooooooooooring!!" Yusuke moans.
"Ssh!" Kurama hushes, motioning to Dianna.
"Too late. (*Sniff*)" Dianna says sitting up.
"Sorry.... I'm bored!!" Yusuke continues.
"Yup." Kuwabara agrees.
"I second that." Sarah nods.
"Definitely (*cough*)"
"Hn." Hiei 'hn's.
"Sooo, what can we do to pass the time?"
"Ummmm arcade, park, train, bicker amongst ourselves..."
"Ooh-ooh! I know! Let's go to the sweet snow shop!" Sarah says jumping up and down.
"I don't know..." Kurama mutters glancing at Dianna.
"Hmph, I'm fine Kurama-kun, I had a nap like a good girl. Can we go? Please? (*sniff*)" Dianna puppy eyes Kurama.
"(*sigh*)(can't resist the puppy eyes) I guess." Kurama gives in, then hands her a tissue.
"That settles it! Let's go!" Sarah says marching upstairs to change from her PJ's.
~10 minutes later~
Everyone's ready and walking to the shop- until Sarah begins to sing. (now don't get me wrong. She has a pretty good singing voice but annoying songs just don't go.)
"O holy sweet snow! The creaminess is brightly shiiiiinning.... ect." And it goes on like that. She replaces the words in Christmas songs with "sweet snow" and it's qualities. (As I said before, annoying.)
Luckily Dianna chooses that moment to whip out her Interdimensional Hammer and (*BONK!*) Sarah is out like a light- leaving Hiei to carry her, which is no problem for him considering his demon strength and speed.
But as a result Hiei and Sarah disappear.
~15 minutes later~
Everyone arrives to find Hiei and Sarah has taken over the shop and all the sweet snow in it. Sarah is awake and has stuffed all the money from the cash register in her pockets. She stands behind the counter and plasters a big grin on her face as her stunned friends walk in.
"Hello, and welcome to Sarah's Sweet--"
"ONNA!" is heard from the back of the shop.
"I mean--Sarah and Hiei's Sweet Snow Shop. May I take your order?"
"I never knew you guys owned a shop..." Kuwabara scratches his head while everyone sweat drops.
Yusuke smacks Kuwabara head then laughs, but orders anyway. Kurama and Dianna look at each other then think what they should order.
Sarah dishes out the ice cream and takes some for her as well. Just as they sit down Hiei appears with a gallon of vanilla in one arm and a spoon in the other hand. He sits down and they all eat.
"Sooo, what do we do after this?" Yusuke asks, swallowing down the rest of his chocolate SS.
"I heard there is a Carnival in Salem in..." Kurama looked at his watch, "one hour."
"Wheeeeeee! And since I have my permit and Kurama has his license I get to drive us there!!!" Sarah yells excitedly.
"I don't see why not." Kurama responds handing a tissue to a sniffling Dianna.
"Oh yes you do." Dianna said, blowing her nose. "First of all, she's sugar high and lastly, she's sugar high. So there." she said defiantly.
"Too bad! I'm driving!" Sarah yells as she gulps down the rest of her ice cream and jumps in a car that she stole from the store manager.
(*Vroom, Vroom*)
"Good thing this is a van or else we'd never fit." Kurama comments as everyone jumps in. Sarah and Hiei are in the front seats, Kurama and Dianna are in the middle seat and Yusuke and Kuwabara are in the back.
Sarah starts the car as they drive away and she flips around for a good radio station
'click' "Ewww... KISS108..." 'click' "Hmm, Oldies 103.3..." 'click' "Yea, 101.7 fnx. Best station in the world!"
"To the carnival we go! (*cough*)" Dianna triumphantly yells pointing in some random direction.
"Wait I thought you don't like carnivals?" Kurama asks using his high IQ to remember that bit of info.
"Ssh... it's ok. (*sniff*) as long as you win me something I think I'll live." Dianna remarks with a wink and leans on his shoulder. Kurama blushes and manages to look hotter than usual making Dianna giggle.
Suddenly Sarah pulls over with a screech and turns around with a smirk. "Stop flirting you two and get out. We're here."
Kurama still blushing and Dianna still giggling get out with Hiei, Sarah and Yusuke and Kuwabara not long after.
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That's all for now but I will update again soon. R n' R peoples!! Ja ne!