Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ I'm Not Sick ❯ Where are the PANTS?!! ( Chapter 9 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: inkheart 
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Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 10.25.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 167 | Status: Completed
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Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 10.25.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 167 | Status: Completed
Well, here we are again. It seems we're always meeting like this. But, alas, tis the relationship between an author and their reader. (*holds hand to forehead dramatically*) Continue on without me. I do hope you enjoy.
(Psst! Remeber this chapter begins directly after the last ended, so if you didn't read the last chapter you will get confused!)
WARNING: Sue this one and my wrath shall be momental for I do not own YYH and I think we all know that by now.
Chapter 9:
Where are the PANTS?!!
~Back with Hiei and Kurama~
Hiei has woken up to something very bad... a headache. He touches his head and feels the bandages then remembers everything that happened up until he was knocked out, of course. He then notices footsteps on the stairs and looks up to see Kurama yawning on the stairs.
"Good morning Hiei," Kurama smiles at him.
"What happened to Sarah...and Dianna, fox?" Hiei asks with a hint of urgency in his voice.
"They were kidnapped and I fear we might have to talk to Koenma." Kurama remarks with a grim expression.
"Who?" Hiei asks with a grim expression as well. "Who took them?"
"Tycho and... Medra. And if I’m not mistaken, they are from both of our pasts." Kurama reveals their connections as he moves to sit down.
Hiei looks sharply at Kurama, then smirks.
"Well, I guess you do know everything," Hiei says moving towards the door.
"I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult," Kurama mutters as he grabs his coat and follows Hiei outside.
~Back with Sa and Na~
"Argh... how the hell much longer is this friggin hallway gonna be?!" Sarah growls while marching next to Dianna who's walking next to the young boy (who's name is now Fred).
"Well, Fred?" Dianna looks at the boy expectantly as he stops beside the two largest doors (next to King Yama's) they have ever seen. The doors open and Sarah and Dianna gawk at the scene laid out before them.
"Are you fuckin' kidding me?!" Sarah swears as she stares at the ginormous amount of food laid out on the dining table.
"Damn." Dianna mutters as she approaches the food.
Sarah looks about ready to attack when Dianna stops her.
"Think for a second. We're on enemy territory and they're giving us food. What do you think would probably be in it?" Dianna, the oh-so-logical-one, suggests.
"Ummm... oh!" Sarah snaps her fingers. "It's either poison or dosed with some sort of drug. My guess-paralysis or sleeping draunt." Sarah also replies, logically.
"Then, I guess, we shouldn't eat any of it."
Dianna and Sarah sigh as they look on at the wondrous food.
'Clap, clap, clap...'
Clapping sounds in the background and Sarah and Dianna turn around to see... Medra and Tycho. (How unexpected!)
Medra smiles at them and Tycho sneers.
"Well done girls. You have passed the first test." Medra comments as she sips from a wine glass.
"Whoa, whoa, wait a sec. Are you saying that you kidnapped us and brought us all the way here just to test us?!" Sarah yells, way beyond pissed off.
Medra and Tycho glare at them.
"Don’t insult us. What would we want with you worthless, pathetic ningens?" Tycho sneers.
"We aren't calling the shots. Our boss wants to test you for some reason. Why he wanted to kidnap you is beyond us! But we have to comply because he's our boss. Get it?!" Medra screams.
Sarah and Dianna nod.
"Good." She sighs and sips her wine.
"Someone needs anger management." Dianna whispers to Sarah.
"Ah, excuse me, but, why the hell does he keep staring at me?!" Sarah asks, completely weirded out pointing to Tycho.
Medra gives a look to Tycho and he gives a slight nod in her direction, then she smiles evilly.
"It seems, my dear, Tycho has taken a liking to you. But of course, in obeying with our master's orders, the goods will not be touched," Medra snickers.
"Eep!" Sarah squeaks, and then hides behind Dianna only peeping her head out to glance at Tycho. Dianna takes a step back, pushing Sarah closer to the door in case of immediate escape.
"Do you have any idea what-so-ever of why this 'boss' of yours would want us?" Dianna asks as she glares at Medra and Tycho... but mostly Medra. Medra glares back.
"Don’t tell me you're still pissed about that thing back there with Kurama. Believe me, my dear, I don’t fancy people like him anymore." Medra sneers as Dianna growls at her.
"But if you truly want to know you can ask him when you meet him tomorrow. Fred?" She turns to the servant boy and he bows. "Take them back to their room." she orders.
"Yes mistress." Fred replies as he leads a glaring Dianna and a hiding Sarah back down the bloody long hallway.
~In their living quarters~
"That was freaky."
"Yes it was. And stop going through the dresser, you're unfolding everything."
"Damn the clothes and their damn fold-iness! And I will continue to look until I find a damn pair of pants!!"
"Sarah... there aren't any pants in there. You've looked 5 times." Dianna points out as she lies on the bed staring at the ceiling.
"Grrrr... well, whoever this boss guy is, I don’t wanna meet him." Sarah growls as she ker-plunks down onto the bed, too. They ly there contemplating their situation for a few minutes.
"Now what?" Sarah asks lazily.
"I dunno," Dianna sighs, "all I can think of is what the hell I’d be doing if I wasn't here."
"...and that would be?"
"Snuggling with Kura-kun."
"Of course." Sarah rolls her eyes. "Shouldn’t we think of some way to get out of here?" Sarah asks turning onto her stomach. Dianna turns over too and looks at her.
"Well, I did try the window before, and the door. But both were locked. Now we know that the door leads to a hallway that's a million miles long. And in saying that, we have no idea how big this place is and won't be able to estimate how much time it would take to get to the exit, if we did get a chance." Dianna deduces.
"Meaning, there's no point in trying to escape. Great! Now we have to wait for our boyfriends to rescue us!"
"I'm really growing tired of the whole damsel in distress thing."
"It's not so bad when you think about it... but... this is so boring!!" Sarah complains.
~Back with the Boys at the Arcade~
"Quiet for one second, you guys. I’m just about to beat the high score," Yusuke mumbles as he stares at the blinking videogame screen.
"Yusuke...?" Kurama asks, grinding his teeth in impatience.
"Damn, I lost. Oh well, what was it you wanted, Kurama?" Yusuke asks while swinging around on his swirly seat.
"Do you still have that communicator from Botan?" Kurama replies, hoping that Yusuke has some common sense.
"Yea, it’s at my house. What of it?" Yusuke raises an eyebrow in curiosity.
"I would like to use it." Kurama mutters as he glares at Hiei whose sending telepathic death threats to everyone who's staring at him.
"Fine, whatever. Let’s just head over to my house, already." Yusuke mumbles as he walks out of the arcade with Hiei and Kurama following.
~At Yusuke's house~
"Watch your step." Yusuke warns as they make their way through the debris to his room. They are all silent as Yusuke digs around in his room for the communicator.
"I hid it 'cause Botan wouldn't stop calling me for the most annoying resons..." Yuske says as he tosses stuff over his shoulder.
After 10 minutes, Yusuke finally finds it and hands it over to Kurama before he plops down on his bed. Hiei glances over at him then continues to stare out the window. Kurama opens the communicator and immediately gets a fuzzy screen. He presses the Botan button, which isn't really hard to miss, considering it's got her picture glued to it, and waits as it dials. She picks it up and her face comes into view.
"Alright! Yusuke I am so sick-- Oh, hi Kurama! Umm, why do you have Yusuke's communicator?" Botan asks looking slightly confused.
Kurama sighs. "I’d rather not get into that right now, Botan. It’s a very long story and I do need to talk to Koenma. So if you could patch me through, I would be very grateful," He hints as Botan debates this.
"Well, alright. But he's not in the brightest of moods right now," Botan warns then the screen goes fuzzy again and instantly a very pissed off Koenma appears.
"What do you want Kurama? I’m in the middle of something right now. --NO! Don’t put those there! Put them on the floor!" Koenma asks and ends up yelling at George (the ogre) who put something down wrong.
"I’m dreadfully sorry to have interrupted you, Koenma, but this is about Dianna and Sarah." Kurama persists and at the mention of Dianna and Sarah, Koenma stops looking mad and disbelief crosses his face.
"Do not tell me they got kidnapped again! That’s the third time in two months!!" Koenma rages as he looks about ready to rip his hat to pieces. "Honestly Kurama, I'm gonna have to start making you pay for this."
Kurama sweatdrops and nods his head in the affirmative. "Yes, they have been kidnapped."
Hiei 'hn's' from his window sill as the conversation continues. 'Baka onnas always causing so much trouble,' he complains in his head. As he thinks, his eyes soften for but a moment then harden once again.
"Gah!! Alright, fine. Who’s done it this time" Koenma continues.
"Some old..." Kurama glances at Hiei then back, "friends actually. I believe you should remember them: Medra and Tycho." Kurama reveals to a surprised Koenma.
"Hmm, yes, I do remember them, but if I am correct, they disappeared at the same exact time, too." Koenma ponders.
"Yes and now they are working together against us." Kurama sighs. Koenma stays silent for a moment while deciding what to do.
"Well, I will find out what I can about them, although, you probably know more than I, but, I will search nevertheless. And I will also try to see where they have frequented lately so we can tell where they are keeping the girls. It should take me at the most, a few hours. See you then and keep this communicator with you!" Koenma finishes as the connection is cut off before Kurama can reply.
Kurama looks at Hiei then says his goodbyes to Yusuke before they leave for Kurama's house once again.
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And, cut!
That's a wrap people! Until the next shoot, go home!
(*people leave to their respected dressing rooms*)
Thank you for reading and I hope you can wait for the next chapter.
Sorry about the delay for this chapter, I've been very busy with life lately- school, funerals, annoying boys asking me out, stalkers, and so on and so forth. (Not exactly in that order.) Please forgive me in your review and also be sure to comment on how my writing was in this chapter- I would love some feedback!
Love you guys! Bye!
(Psst! Remeber this chapter begins directly after the last ended, so if you didn't read the last chapter you will get confused!)
WARNING: Sue this one and my wrath shall be momental for I do not own YYH and I think we all know that by now.
Chapter 9:
Where are the PANTS?!!
~Back with Hiei and Kurama~
Hiei has woken up to something very bad... a headache. He touches his head and feels the bandages then remembers everything that happened up until he was knocked out, of course. He then notices footsteps on the stairs and looks up to see Kurama yawning on the stairs.
"Good morning Hiei," Kurama smiles at him.
"What happened to Sarah...and Dianna, fox?" Hiei asks with a hint of urgency in his voice.
"They were kidnapped and I fear we might have to talk to Koenma." Kurama remarks with a grim expression.
"Who?" Hiei asks with a grim expression as well. "Who took them?"
"Tycho and... Medra. And if I’m not mistaken, they are from both of our pasts." Kurama reveals their connections as he moves to sit down.
Hiei looks sharply at Kurama, then smirks.
"Well, I guess you do know everything," Hiei says moving towards the door.
"I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult," Kurama mutters as he grabs his coat and follows Hiei outside.
~Back with Sa and Na~
"Argh... how the hell much longer is this friggin hallway gonna be?!" Sarah growls while marching next to Dianna who's walking next to the young boy (who's name is now Fred).
"Well, Fred?" Dianna looks at the boy expectantly as he stops beside the two largest doors (next to King Yama's) they have ever seen. The doors open and Sarah and Dianna gawk at the scene laid out before them.
"Are you fuckin' kidding me?!" Sarah swears as she stares at the ginormous amount of food laid out on the dining table.
"Damn." Dianna mutters as she approaches the food.
Sarah looks about ready to attack when Dianna stops her.
"Think for a second. We're on enemy territory and they're giving us food. What do you think would probably be in it?" Dianna, the oh-so-logical-one, suggests.
"Ummm... oh!" Sarah snaps her fingers. "It's either poison or dosed with some sort of drug. My guess-paralysis or sleeping draunt." Sarah also replies, logically.
"Then, I guess, we shouldn't eat any of it."
Dianna and Sarah sigh as they look on at the wondrous food.
'Clap, clap, clap...'
Clapping sounds in the background and Sarah and Dianna turn around to see... Medra and Tycho. (How unexpected!)
Medra smiles at them and Tycho sneers.
"Well done girls. You have passed the first test." Medra comments as she sips from a wine glass.
"Whoa, whoa, wait a sec. Are you saying that you kidnapped us and brought us all the way here just to test us?!" Sarah yells, way beyond pissed off.
Medra and Tycho glare at them.
"Don’t insult us. What would we want with you worthless, pathetic ningens?" Tycho sneers.
"We aren't calling the shots. Our boss wants to test you for some reason. Why he wanted to kidnap you is beyond us! But we have to comply because he's our boss. Get it?!" Medra screams.
Sarah and Dianna nod.
"Good." She sighs and sips her wine.
"Someone needs anger management." Dianna whispers to Sarah.
"Ah, excuse me, but, why the hell does he keep staring at me?!" Sarah asks, completely weirded out pointing to Tycho.
Medra gives a look to Tycho and he gives a slight nod in her direction, then she smiles evilly.
"It seems, my dear, Tycho has taken a liking to you. But of course, in obeying with our master's orders, the goods will not be touched," Medra snickers.
"Eep!" Sarah squeaks, and then hides behind Dianna only peeping her head out to glance at Tycho. Dianna takes a step back, pushing Sarah closer to the door in case of immediate escape.
"Do you have any idea what-so-ever of why this 'boss' of yours would want us?" Dianna asks as she glares at Medra and Tycho... but mostly Medra. Medra glares back.
"Don’t tell me you're still pissed about that thing back there with Kurama. Believe me, my dear, I don’t fancy people like him anymore." Medra sneers as Dianna growls at her.
"But if you truly want to know you can ask him when you meet him tomorrow. Fred?" She turns to the servant boy and he bows. "Take them back to their room." she orders.
"Yes mistress." Fred replies as he leads a glaring Dianna and a hiding Sarah back down the bloody long hallway.
~In their living quarters~
"That was freaky."
"Yes it was. And stop going through the dresser, you're unfolding everything."
"Damn the clothes and their damn fold-iness! And I will continue to look until I find a damn pair of pants!!"
"Sarah... there aren't any pants in there. You've looked 5 times." Dianna points out as she lies on the bed staring at the ceiling.
"Grrrr... well, whoever this boss guy is, I don’t wanna meet him." Sarah growls as she ker-plunks down onto the bed, too. They ly there contemplating their situation for a few minutes.
"Now what?" Sarah asks lazily.
"I dunno," Dianna sighs, "all I can think of is what the hell I’d be doing if I wasn't here."
"...and that would be?"
"Snuggling with Kura-kun."
"Of course." Sarah rolls her eyes. "Shouldn’t we think of some way to get out of here?" Sarah asks turning onto her stomach. Dianna turns over too and looks at her.
"Well, I did try the window before, and the door. But both were locked. Now we know that the door leads to a hallway that's a million miles long. And in saying that, we have no idea how big this place is and won't be able to estimate how much time it would take to get to the exit, if we did get a chance." Dianna deduces.
"Meaning, there's no point in trying to escape. Great! Now we have to wait for our boyfriends to rescue us!"
"I'm really growing tired of the whole damsel in distress thing."
"It's not so bad when you think about it... but... this is so boring!!" Sarah complains.
~Back with the Boys at the Arcade~
"Quiet for one second, you guys. I’m just about to beat the high score," Yusuke mumbles as he stares at the blinking videogame screen.
"Yusuke...?" Kurama asks, grinding his teeth in impatience.
"Damn, I lost. Oh well, what was it you wanted, Kurama?" Yusuke asks while swinging around on his swirly seat.
"Do you still have that communicator from Botan?" Kurama replies, hoping that Yusuke has some common sense.
"Yea, it’s at my house. What of it?" Yusuke raises an eyebrow in curiosity.
"I would like to use it." Kurama mutters as he glares at Hiei whose sending telepathic death threats to everyone who's staring at him.
"Fine, whatever. Let’s just head over to my house, already." Yusuke mumbles as he walks out of the arcade with Hiei and Kurama following.
~At Yusuke's house~
"Watch your step." Yusuke warns as they make their way through the debris to his room. They are all silent as Yusuke digs around in his room for the communicator.
"I hid it 'cause Botan wouldn't stop calling me for the most annoying resons..." Yuske says as he tosses stuff over his shoulder.
After 10 minutes, Yusuke finally finds it and hands it over to Kurama before he plops down on his bed. Hiei glances over at him then continues to stare out the window. Kurama opens the communicator and immediately gets a fuzzy screen. He presses the Botan button, which isn't really hard to miss, considering it's got her picture glued to it, and waits as it dials. She picks it up and her face comes into view.
"Alright! Yusuke I am so sick-- Oh, hi Kurama! Umm, why do you have Yusuke's communicator?" Botan asks looking slightly confused.
Kurama sighs. "I’d rather not get into that right now, Botan. It’s a very long story and I do need to talk to Koenma. So if you could patch me through, I would be very grateful," He hints as Botan debates this.
"Well, alright. But he's not in the brightest of moods right now," Botan warns then the screen goes fuzzy again and instantly a very pissed off Koenma appears.
"What do you want Kurama? I’m in the middle of something right now. --NO! Don’t put those there! Put them on the floor!" Koenma asks and ends up yelling at George (the ogre) who put something down wrong.
"I’m dreadfully sorry to have interrupted you, Koenma, but this is about Dianna and Sarah." Kurama persists and at the mention of Dianna and Sarah, Koenma stops looking mad and disbelief crosses his face.
"Do not tell me they got kidnapped again! That’s the third time in two months!!" Koenma rages as he looks about ready to rip his hat to pieces. "Honestly Kurama, I'm gonna have to start making you pay for this."
Kurama sweatdrops and nods his head in the affirmative. "Yes, they have been kidnapped."
Hiei 'hn's' from his window sill as the conversation continues. 'Baka onnas always causing so much trouble,' he complains in his head. As he thinks, his eyes soften for but a moment then harden once again.
"Gah!! Alright, fine. Who’s done it this time" Koenma continues.
"Some old..." Kurama glances at Hiei then back, "friends actually. I believe you should remember them: Medra and Tycho." Kurama reveals to a surprised Koenma.
"Hmm, yes, I do remember them, but if I am correct, they disappeared at the same exact time, too." Koenma ponders.
"Yes and now they are working together against us." Kurama sighs. Koenma stays silent for a moment while deciding what to do.
"Well, I will find out what I can about them, although, you probably know more than I, but, I will search nevertheless. And I will also try to see where they have frequented lately so we can tell where they are keeping the girls. It should take me at the most, a few hours. See you then and keep this communicator with you!" Koenma finishes as the connection is cut off before Kurama can reply.
Kurama looks at Hiei then says his goodbyes to Yusuke before they leave for Kurama's house once again.
------
And, cut!
That's a wrap people! Until the next shoot, go home!
(*people leave to their respected dressing rooms*)
Thank you for reading and I hope you can wait for the next chapter.
Sorry about the delay for this chapter, I've been very busy with life lately- school, funerals, annoying boys asking me out, stalkers, and so on and so forth. (Not exactly in that order.) Please forgive me in your review and also be sure to comment on how my writing was in this chapter- I would love some feedback!
Love you guys! Bye!