Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ I'm Not Sick ❯ Yusuke's 2nd Cousin 3 Times Removed ( Chapter 10 )
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By: inkheart 
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Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 11.01.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 196 | Status: Completed
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Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 11.01.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 196 | Status: Completed
Hello kiddies! I trust that ya'll are ready for the next installed chapter of "I'm Not Sick"?
Of course you are! And away we go!
WARNING: This fic should not be taken seriously under any circumstances. Ever. The author of this fic does not own any part of Yu Yu Hakusho and shall not be held responsible for any bashing of the above mentioned characters. Thank you and enjoy the fic.
Chapter 10:
Yusuke's 2nd Cousin 3 Times Removed
~With Sa and Na~
"Pants, pants! My kingdom for a pair of pants!" Sarah yells while she plops down on the bed.
"Sarah, you don't (*coughcough*) have a kingdom... unless there's something you're not telling me..." Dianna sniffles.
"I am... Yusuke's second cousin three times removed on his mother's side, and his third cousin twice removed on his father's side, if you follow me. And therefore, I get the kingdom first!!!" Sarah yells triumphantly and throws her fist into the air.
Dianna anime falls then stands up with a sweatdrop.
"That's not true, Sarah."
"Yea, I know... but, it sounds funny doesn't it?" Sarah giggles.
"Yea, (*sniff*) I guess it does." Dianna replies and they laugh together.
Suddenly there's a knock on the door and they fall into silence.
"May I come in?" Comes Fred's voice. (A.k.a. The servant from before if you don't remember.)
"No! You cannot come in! You are in league with the people who took me away from my foxy! And so you must be destroyed!" Dianna yells as she glares at the door. (A/N:: If you have read "The Bishie Party" by raindropsRteardrops(highly recommended) --it’s sorta like what happened with the pineapple thingies-heh. very funny).
"Oh, shut up Dianna," Sarah mumbles as she opens the door for the young boy.
Fred smiles at Sarah, "Thank you."
"Don’t mention it. But anyway, why are you here?" Sarah asks as she once again plops down on the bed. Fred's smile disappears as he looks incredibly nervous.
"I probably shouldn't be doing this but you just looked so hungry on the walk back to your room that I though maybe I could help." Fred shrugs as he motions for them to follow him.
They look at each other then Dianna turns and glares at Fred.
"I still don’t trust you, but..." She looks at her growling stomach, "I am very hungry." Dianna looks at Sarah sheepishly then they begin their uber long trek to the kitchen.
~At Kurama's house~
"And why aren't you two going to school?" Kurama asks as he looks down at Yusuke and Kuwabara who are lounging on his sofa.
"Well, I figured that since this whole big kidnapping thing happened that you guys could use our help in finding... and fighting of course." Yusuke explains as he stretches out.
"Detective, we need your help just about as much as I like hugs and puppies. So stay out of my way." Hiei remarks as he disappears outside.
"It seems like Hiei misses Sarah more than I thought," Kurama smiles sadly as he realizes his own weakness for Dianna.
"The twerp? No way." Kuwabara says, thoughtfully.
~3 hours later~
'Ping-ping' Yusuke's communicator rings from Kurama's pocket. Kurama opens it to see Koenma busily stamping away on papers.
"Koenma?" Kurama asks in slight agitation.
"One minute, Kurama." Koenma replies without looking up from his work. Suddenly Botan's happy face comes into view as she talks to Koenma.
"I have that file you asked for, Koenma-sir. Oh! hi, Kurama!" Botan hands the file to Koenma then smiles at Kurama.
"Hello Botan." Kurama smiles back.
"Move out of the way, Botan!" Koenma shouts and she quickly sidesteps out of view.
"I have found out that Medra and Tycho’s most recent place they were seen together was a, umm, cathedral." Koenma says, scratching his head.
"A cathedral?" Kurama repeats in surprise.
"Apparently, yes. But they weren't inside the cathedral, but, ah, underneath it." Koenma further explain.
"You mean they're in the catacombs?" Kurama asks knowing what the answer would be.
"It seems they are, and they have taken the girls with them." Koenma finishes, still stamping on the papers.
"Thank you Koenma." Kurama says with appreciation.
"Fine, now go save them before something happens! Oh, and that'll be 2,000 yen." Koenma says as the screen goes blank.
"Whoa, whoa! Wait a second! So we have to go into tombs with dead people and stuff? That is too creepy," Yusuke shivers after Kurama relays the message to everyone while leaving out the 2,000 yen part.
"You were dead once too, Yusuke, so I wouldn't say anything. And 'creepy' as it may be, Sarah and Dianna are still being held there and they need our help." Kurama remarks. Hiei nods his head in approval.
~And to our little kidnapped~
"FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!" Sarah and Dianna scream at the same time as they run into the kitchen and whip open the refrigerator.
Sarah looks on in disgust as Dianna grabs a gigantic turkey leg and bites into it, grinning like she just made the kill. Sarah looks at Fred and mentions that she's a vegetarian.
"Oh, umm, we have some fruit in the cupboard." Fred replies, pointing. Sarah jumps up and races to the cupboard to find canned goods and fruit.
"Mmmm... apple." Sarah mumbles as she bites into one.
As the girls gorge on the food, Fred watches with a smile and sometimes a laugh.
"Hey Fred?" Sarah asks, sitting down. "You wouldn't happen to have any chocolate, would ya?" She continues with a glint in her eye.
"Ah, well, we do have some ice cream in that freezer over there." Fred says and points to a large freezer in the corner.
In a flash, Sarah is gone and standing in front of a very open freezer with a pint of chocolate ice cream in hand.
Dianna and Fred sweat drop as she puts down the sweet snow and continues to look for a spoon.
"Spoon?! Oh spoooOOOooon?? Where are yoooooooou? ...ahha!!" Sarah shouts as she holds up a spoon triumphantly then races back over to her ice cream and eats.
"Great," Dianna sighs. "Now she's going to be hyper."
Fred looks at Dianna sheepishly then looks back to Sarah who has finished and is cleaning everything up.
"If you are done then I will escort you back to your room." Fred states as he opens the door to the hallway.
"Yea, back to that friggin cage where we can die of boredom!" Sarah yells in frustration.
"Is there any other places we can go where there might be entertainment?" Dianna asks ignoring Sarah's outburst.
"Well, there is a library." Fred answers thoughtfully.
Dianna and Sarah look at each other and shrug.
"It’s better than nothing I suppose." Sarah comments. They leave down the hall to the library.
~10 minutes later~
The huge doors open to reveal the biggest, most expensive library the two girls have ever seen.
"ECHO!!!" Sarah screams
"Echo...echo....echo...echo..." repeats the, um, echo. Sarah and Dianna jump up and down like it’s their birthday.
"So many... books." Dianna mutters in pure awe.
And there were. It looks as if every book ever made is in that room--that very, very big room. Sarah runs to a ladder and begins climbing while reading titles. Dianna walks around looking for a section on animals.
"Ooo," Sarah 'ooo's as she picks out a book and slowly descends. She sits down at a table and puts the book title cover up then smiles evilly.
~Dark Magic~
*And The Things It Brings*
Sarah laughs evilly in her head then begins reading.
Dianna on the other hand has found a book all about demonic animals. She sits down across from Sarah and also begins reading. Fred watches them then leaves for the room next door-his room.
"If you need me, I’ll be in my room, next door." He informs them.
"OKee-day. Come back in a century, I think I’ll have all these read by then." Dianna replies gesturing to the books covering the walls.
"Mmmhmm." Sarah murmurs as she continues reading.
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And we end there. They're reading- it may sound boring but wait til you read what happens next! So, until next time folks!
Same channel! Same computer! Bye bye!
Of course you are! And away we go!
WARNING: This fic should not be taken seriously under any circumstances. Ever. The author of this fic does not own any part of Yu Yu Hakusho and shall not be held responsible for any bashing of the above mentioned characters. Thank you and enjoy the fic.
Chapter 10:
Yusuke's 2nd Cousin 3 Times Removed
~With Sa and Na~
"Pants, pants! My kingdom for a pair of pants!" Sarah yells while she plops down on the bed.
"Sarah, you don't (*coughcough*) have a kingdom... unless there's something you're not telling me..." Dianna sniffles.
"I am... Yusuke's second cousin three times removed on his mother's side, and his third cousin twice removed on his father's side, if you follow me. And therefore, I get the kingdom first!!!" Sarah yells triumphantly and throws her fist into the air.
Dianna anime falls then stands up with a sweatdrop.
"That's not true, Sarah."
"Yea, I know... but, it sounds funny doesn't it?" Sarah giggles.
"Yea, (*sniff*) I guess it does." Dianna replies and they laugh together.
Suddenly there's a knock on the door and they fall into silence.
"May I come in?" Comes Fred's voice. (A.k.a. The servant from before if you don't remember.)
"No! You cannot come in! You are in league with the people who took me away from my foxy! And so you must be destroyed!" Dianna yells as she glares at the door. (A/N:: If you have read "The Bishie Party" by raindropsRteardrops(highly recommended) --it’s sorta like what happened with the pineapple thingies-heh. very funny).
"Oh, shut up Dianna," Sarah mumbles as she opens the door for the young boy.
Fred smiles at Sarah, "Thank you."
"Don’t mention it. But anyway, why are you here?" Sarah asks as she once again plops down on the bed. Fred's smile disappears as he looks incredibly nervous.
"I probably shouldn't be doing this but you just looked so hungry on the walk back to your room that I though maybe I could help." Fred shrugs as he motions for them to follow him.
They look at each other then Dianna turns and glares at Fred.
"I still don’t trust you, but..." She looks at her growling stomach, "I am very hungry." Dianna looks at Sarah sheepishly then they begin their uber long trek to the kitchen.
~At Kurama's house~
"And why aren't you two going to school?" Kurama asks as he looks down at Yusuke and Kuwabara who are lounging on his sofa.
"Well, I figured that since this whole big kidnapping thing happened that you guys could use our help in finding... and fighting of course." Yusuke explains as he stretches out.
"Detective, we need your help just about as much as I like hugs and puppies. So stay out of my way." Hiei remarks as he disappears outside.
"It seems like Hiei misses Sarah more than I thought," Kurama smiles sadly as he realizes his own weakness for Dianna.
"The twerp? No way." Kuwabara says, thoughtfully.
~3 hours later~
'Ping-ping' Yusuke's communicator rings from Kurama's pocket. Kurama opens it to see Koenma busily stamping away on papers.
"Koenma?" Kurama asks in slight agitation.
"One minute, Kurama." Koenma replies without looking up from his work. Suddenly Botan's happy face comes into view as she talks to Koenma.
"I have that file you asked for, Koenma-sir. Oh! hi, Kurama!" Botan hands the file to Koenma then smiles at Kurama.
"Hello Botan." Kurama smiles back.
"Move out of the way, Botan!" Koenma shouts and she quickly sidesteps out of view.
"I have found out that Medra and Tycho’s most recent place they were seen together was a, umm, cathedral." Koenma says, scratching his head.
"A cathedral?" Kurama repeats in surprise.
"Apparently, yes. But they weren't inside the cathedral, but, ah, underneath it." Koenma further explain.
"You mean they're in the catacombs?" Kurama asks knowing what the answer would be.
"It seems they are, and they have taken the girls with them." Koenma finishes, still stamping on the papers.
"Thank you Koenma." Kurama says with appreciation.
"Fine, now go save them before something happens! Oh, and that'll be 2,000 yen." Koenma says as the screen goes blank.
"Whoa, whoa! Wait a second! So we have to go into tombs with dead people and stuff? That is too creepy," Yusuke shivers after Kurama relays the message to everyone while leaving out the 2,000 yen part.
"You were dead once too, Yusuke, so I wouldn't say anything. And 'creepy' as it may be, Sarah and Dianna are still being held there and they need our help." Kurama remarks. Hiei nods his head in approval.
~And to our little kidnapped~
"FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!" Sarah and Dianna scream at the same time as they run into the kitchen and whip open the refrigerator.
Sarah looks on in disgust as Dianna grabs a gigantic turkey leg and bites into it, grinning like she just made the kill. Sarah looks at Fred and mentions that she's a vegetarian.
"Oh, umm, we have some fruit in the cupboard." Fred replies, pointing. Sarah jumps up and races to the cupboard to find canned goods and fruit.
"Mmmm... apple." Sarah mumbles as she bites into one.
As the girls gorge on the food, Fred watches with a smile and sometimes a laugh.
"Hey Fred?" Sarah asks, sitting down. "You wouldn't happen to have any chocolate, would ya?" She continues with a glint in her eye.
"Ah, well, we do have some ice cream in that freezer over there." Fred says and points to a large freezer in the corner.
In a flash, Sarah is gone and standing in front of a very open freezer with a pint of chocolate ice cream in hand.
Dianna and Fred sweat drop as she puts down the sweet snow and continues to look for a spoon.
"Spoon?! Oh spoooOOOooon?? Where are yoooooooou? ...ahha!!" Sarah shouts as she holds up a spoon triumphantly then races back over to her ice cream and eats.
"Great," Dianna sighs. "Now she's going to be hyper."
Fred looks at Dianna sheepishly then looks back to Sarah who has finished and is cleaning everything up.
"If you are done then I will escort you back to your room." Fred states as he opens the door to the hallway.
"Yea, back to that friggin cage where we can die of boredom!" Sarah yells in frustration.
"Is there any other places we can go where there might be entertainment?" Dianna asks ignoring Sarah's outburst.
"Well, there is a library." Fred answers thoughtfully.
Dianna and Sarah look at each other and shrug.
"It’s better than nothing I suppose." Sarah comments. They leave down the hall to the library.
~10 minutes later~
The huge doors open to reveal the biggest, most expensive library the two girls have ever seen.
"ECHO!!!" Sarah screams
"Echo...echo....echo...echo..." repeats the, um, echo. Sarah and Dianna jump up and down like it’s their birthday.
"So many... books." Dianna mutters in pure awe.
And there were. It looks as if every book ever made is in that room--that very, very big room. Sarah runs to a ladder and begins climbing while reading titles. Dianna walks around looking for a section on animals.
"Ooo," Sarah 'ooo's as she picks out a book and slowly descends. She sits down at a table and puts the book title cover up then smiles evilly.
~Dark Magic~
*And The Things It Brings*
Sarah laughs evilly in her head then begins reading.
Dianna on the other hand has found a book all about demonic animals. She sits down across from Sarah and also begins reading. Fred watches them then leaves for the room next door-his room.
"If you need me, I’ll be in my room, next door." He informs them.
"OKee-day. Come back in a century, I think I’ll have all these read by then." Dianna replies gesturing to the books covering the walls.
"Mmmhmm." Sarah murmurs as she continues reading.
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And we end there. They're reading- it may sound boring but wait til you read what happens next! So, until next time folks!
Same channel! Same computer! Bye bye!