Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ If Kurama Gets A Pizza ❯ Chapter 1

When Kurama Gets a Pizza…

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Hope you like it. ^_^

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You find a nice, almost complete pepperoni pizza in the fridge.

You take it out, and are about to get the whole thing cold, but Kurama walks into the kitchen.

You say hi, and offer him a piece, but he turns you down, and rummages through the fridge himself.

You just shrug and go back to eating the rest of the almost complete pepperoni pizza cold.

In a couple of minutes, when your on your 3rd piece, Kurama's head comes out of the fridge, declaring that there is nothing to eat.

He takes a look at your pizza, and you look at him, your mouth full of pizza.

Suddenly, you pick up the pizza box and all its contents and you run. You run out of the kitchen and into the living room and hid behind the couch.

Open the box and start eating again.

You hear very quiet, but still very noticeable panting behind and above you.

You tilt your head back and come face to face with…Kurama!!! O.o

While your still in shock, he grabbes your pizza, turns around on the couch, and starts to eat it!!!

You are shocked. Kurama is never rude, but then again, you are the crazy person who lives in the same house as him.

After getting over the shock, you walk around the couch, and are about to strangle Kurama to death, but suddenly he says, very calmly and collected, "Don't touch the pizza, or you will be touched by my Rose Whip." You are baffled. O.o

Right as Kurama is finishing off the last piece of pizza, Yusuke walks in. "Is that the pizza that was in the fridge?" "mff!" (Translation: "Yeah!")

"What?! Hey, Kurama, I was saving that pizza for myself you idiot." Kurama stops chewing, and then, drops the pizza, and runs out the door back into the kitchen.

Yusuke chases after him. You are left behind with the pizza. You pick it up and finish it off. All the while, listening to the yells and screams that you are sure come from Kurama. But you shrug it off and enjoy your pizza.

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This story is dedicated to all the people who read, "If you give Hiei a cookie…" and wanted more. Hope you liked it. Please review. ^_^

-The Resident Psychopath

11-16-03