Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Innocent phrases ❯ the only chappie!!! ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Little phrases taken the wrong way. (think about these for a while if you don't get them.)

by: Akuma, Chizu & Rieko

yusuke: how'd you do that?

yusuke: how'd that get there?

yusuke: damn!

yusuke: you have big melons.

yusuke: that was fun.

yusuke: hello!

yusuke: what the hell?!

yusuke: you missed.

yusuke: am I doing this right?

yusuke: insert the pole into the hole, how the hell do I do that?!

yusuke: I like it when you _____ my ______.

yusuke: suck this!

yusuke: that was wild!

yusuke: where are my pants?!

yusuke: try and stop me.

yusuke: got milk?

kuwabara: I want a lolly-pop.

kuwabara: you suck!

kuwabara: that's so huge!

kuwabara: pet my kitty.

kuwabara: it doesn't fit.

kuwabara: it shrinks?

kuwabara: look at my balls!

kuwabara: look at my nuts!

kuwabara: I'm going to f*** you up!

kuwabara: does this look infected?

hiei: can I have a rubber?

hiei: you can do that all by your self?

hiei: this doesn't taste good.

hiei: too salty!

hiei: is it okay to bite that?

hiei: bite me!

hiei: what's that white stuff?

hiei: hold my pole.

hiei: your thing got stuck in my thing and... yeah.

kurama: new or used?

kurama: not there!

kurama: I can tell by the way you walk that you're a homosapien!

kurama: I want a cocktail, please.

kurama: must you always be behind me?

kurama: not that fast!

kurama: catch your breath.

kurama: me next!

kurama: spooning leads to forking.

kurama: let's experiment.

shizuru: how'd it get so huge?

shizuru: that sucks!

shizuru: surprise me.

shizuru: you know you're nuts!

keiko: hey! no toung!

keiko: it's so big and heavy.

keiko: what do you think you're doing?

keiko: why the hell not?!

keiko: can we do it again?

keiko: I'm ready.

keiko: pretty big aren't they?

koenma: what am I supposed to do with this?

koenma: my daddy said not to.

koenma: oh great, I'm wet!

koenma: you touched that?

koenma: my monkey wants to hide in your bush.

koenma: this game is for 1-2 players.

yukina: oh! am I sitting on your... yeah!

yukina: can I play with your balls?

yukina: save a horse, ride a cowboy.

botan: not that way!

botan: one word: popsicle!

botan: stay safe.

botan: don't touch that!

botan: want a ride?

genkai: suck up!

genkai: you dipstick!

genkai: put that away.

kuronue: that took to long.

kuronue: do me!

kuronue: jump me.

jin: waiter, got a little wiener and tiny nuts?

jin: I think I stretched it out.

jin: super-size me!

jin: fudge!!

jin: how big do you like it?

jin: are you out of breath?

jin: do you have a sensitive head?

touya: can I get extra sauce?

touya: here, play with mine.

touya: how do you like your rides?

rieko: wow! you're talented.

rieko: you bet your sweet ass... per cream.

rieko: I want a sausage.

rieko: I want some coke.

akuma: can I have a lick?

akuma: hey, let me have a taste!

akuma: cream puff, Twinkies, ding dong, ho ho's, ha ha ha ha, you blow!

akuma: what would you like on your weenie?

akuma: I like doing it.

chizu: It has an adjustable pole?

rieko: are you playing with your monkey?

hiei: get that out of my face.

chizu: can I get my money back?

chizu: I need to get this fuzzy stuff off.

yukina: Ewww!! That's crustie!

chizu: Kool-e-O!

chizu: me too!