Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Insane Insomniacs ❯ Chapter One, that's it. ( Chapter 1 )

Chapter I;

Insomniacs

Konichiwa! This is the first chapter in a stupid fic Gina and I are writing because we can't sleep! The only characters we own in here are ourselves. It's stupid and so are we, get over it! Gina: Bwahaha! Kiku: Muahaha!

Kiku: I can't sleep!

Gina: Shut up.

Yusuke: Every time you have an issue or you're bored, you drag us into it.

Gina: Of course.

Kiku: We just love you all so much! *Clings to Hiei so tightly he can't breath and is turning blue.*

Hiei: Let go, you stupid B****!

Kiku: Every time you're rude, I squeeze tighter.

Kurama: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs from frantically obsessive Gina.*

Gina: Bwahaha! Get back here!

Touya: I want my Usagi. Where is she?

Kiku: I'm busy with Hiei right now, but feel free to leave a message.

Touya: You're sooooooooooooo cruel! I hate you! *Goes to pout in corner.*

Kiku: Poor Touya. He needs a hug.

Touya: *Gives her raspberries.*

Kiku: Sorry, Hiei. I have to go hug Touya now.

Touya: -_-

Kiku: Don't look at me like that, stupid.

Touya: I'm not stupid.

Kiku: I know, I'm just a pain.

Gina: Kurama! Get over here! Now!

Kurama: Never! Bwahaha!

Gina: My evil laugh! Mine! *Jumps on Kurama and starts beating him over the head with a miniature mallet.*

Kurama: OW! STOP! QUIT! THAT HURTS! KNOCK IT OFF!

*WHACK!*

Kiku: Get off!

Gina: That hurt!

Kiku: Suck it up.

Gina: *Starts beating Kiku over the head with miniature mallet.*

Touya: Hey! Get off my Usagi!

Gina: Never! Bwahaha!

Touya: Fine! *Freezes Gina.*

Kiku: Yay!

Touya: Stupid Gina.

Kiku: *Hugs Touya so tight he can't breath and turns blue in the face.*

Kurama: I have to thank you both. She's a lunatic.

Gina: *Defrosts.* Not nice!

End Chapter!

Sayoonara!