Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ INSANE SUGAR HIGH ROAD TRIP! ❯ Get on the Road! ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH. But I do own a big TV that lets me watch anime at will! ^___~

Kumi: Yay! Another story! This one's about all the stuff the YYH characters do behind our backs! (Yes, you will learn some rather disturbing things.)

Kurama: You're not just going to lie are you?

Kumi: Now would I do a thing like that?

Minna (YYH): HAI!

Kumi: Oh, well. I was going to go easy on you guys, but now, I'll just have to tell every single detail!

Hiei: So, exactly what are you going to tell all those baka ningens out there?

Kumi: About that road trip you took to Osaka that one time.

Yusuke: Ah! Good times.

Kurama: Good times ne? I remember a certain someone who had a few embarrassing moments out there.

Kumi: Yeah, and I recall everything that happened! So if all y'all don't damare, I'll just have to lie a little and make things more interesting.

Minna (YYH): IIE! We'll be quiet!

Kumi: No, I think I'll need some assistance. OH MR. WUGGLES!

Mr. Wuggles: KON'NICHIWA PICKLE PEOPLE!

Hiei: Oh no, it's the crazed girl from my dreams!

Mr. Wuggles: *Runs to Hiei and gives him a squeezy hug* Hiei KAWAII!

Hiei: GET………….HER……….OFF……& #8230;…..ME! CAN'T.............BREATHE!

Kumi: Mr. Wuggles! Wanna start the story now?

Mr. Wuggles: *Pretending to be Ed off Cowboy Bebop* Story good for Edward!

Hiei: She's INSANE!

JULY 15, 2003

*We find the YYH gang at DQ newly built in Tokyo*

Hiei: Ahh! Good sweet snow!

*The gang had gotten him a small cone to make sure the little hi youkai didn't get sugar high, although of course he'd already had 30 large cones before without anyone knowing.*

Kurama: So tell me again Yusuke, how did you get your Kasan to let you have the new RV for a whole month?

Yusuke: I stole it! Who said anything about my Kasan saying it was ok? She's probably getting too drunk to notice right now anyway.

Kurama: *Rolls eyes* *Thinking* When will he learn……………………probably never.

Hiei: *Slowly getting sugar high* You look as though you think it's a bad thing Kurama. Considering all the things you stole, I thought you'd think this was a good idea.

Kurama: *Eats ice-cream and smiles* *Thinking* He's right. I do want to steal something. The urge has been killing me! But I don't want something else on my criminal record so I'll just stand here and eat my ice-cream like a good little ningen boy. How fun.

Yusuke: So who's this new girl you wanted to come with us Kurama?

Kurama: Actually two more girls. One I invited, and one of her friends.

Kuwabara: Cool! More girls are coming!?

Kumi: Gomen ne! I know we're really late! If SOMEONE'S little sister wasn't ranting about Kuwabaka we would've been on time!

Mr. Wuggles: It's not my fault my little sis likes HIM!

Kumi: I bet you're lying and you think he's cute!

Mr. Wuggles: EWWWWWWWWW! So not! I like Hiei!

Kumi: *Notices everyone staring* Oh, gomen ne guys.

Mr. Wuggles: Yeah sorry.

Kurama: Now that that's over, let's go.

Mr. Wuggles: OK PICKLE BOY!

Kurama: Pickle Boy? O__O

Kumi: She's a little sugar high right now.

Mr. Wuggles: Yepper Doodles Pickle!

Kurama: I've never seen her this high before. What exactly did she have?

Kumi: Well let's see…………………………&# 8230;……………pixie stix, syrup, 56 different kinds of chocolate, lemonade, 3 different bags of sugar, 200 different kinds of cookies, 300 sweet snow cones, 3 frosties, 99 popsicles, and 5 bottles of honey.

Minna: O___O

Kumi: Hai, it is a lot.

Mr. Wuggles: When are we gonna go pickles!?

Yusuke: Now.

Mr. Wuggles: Oh, OK!

Kurama: Demo, before we go, Kumi, did you have any sugar?

Kumi: No.

Kurama: What about vodka?

Kumi: No.

Kurama: So you're not high in the least bit?

Kumi: Not yet.

Kurama: Good. Ok, we're good to go.

Yusuke: Alright, everyone get in and let's go!

*Everyone loads on in 5 minutes and they're on their way!*

Keiko: You know, there's a water park 25 miles away. Should we go?

Kumi: HAI! I LOVE WATER! Oh, and Mr. Wuggles over there has to burn off some energy.

Mr. Wuggles: Let's go! Let's go!

Yusuke: Fine! We're going!

Mr. Wuggles: YAYYAYYAYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYAYYAYAY!

Kumi: Edward Calm Down!

Mr. Wuggles: OK!

Kumi: She's a handful! She won't sit the fuck down!

Kurama: Let's just be thankful that Hiei isn't high right now.

Yukina: I think you spoke too soon Kurama.

Kurama: Oh no.

Kumi: Not another insane person! ONEGAI KAMI-SAMA!

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