Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Jaganshi Babies ❯ I aint yo daddy! And I aint havin it! ( Chapter 6 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Yuske quickly opened the closet door and looked inside. They were Kurama's magenta school uniforms and some regular clothes and many pairs of shoes but no babies.

"Darn it! Where could they possibly be?!"yelled Yuske slamming the closet door shut. Suddenly there was a crash. Yuske ran into the hallway and Kuwabara came running upstairs.

"Hey Urameshi, did you hear that?!"he asked.

"Yeah, it sounded like it came from the other bed room."they both ran into Kurama's mother's room and laying on the floor was a shattered vase and Hiei was climbing the drapes on the window.

"Oh my gosh, Kurama's gonna kill us! I sure hope he got that sand out his vagina!"said Kuwabara scraping up the shattered pieces into one big pile. Yuske was struggling with getting Hiei off the drapes.

"Let go, you little brat!"he pulled harder and harder.

"No! Stop! Nooooooo!!!!"shouted the infant. Yuske finally pulled Hiei down and the drapes with him. The drapes fell over them both. They were both wrestling under the drapes.

"Hold still you, little brat!"yelled Yuske. Hiei unknowingly crawled from under the drapes and ran out of the room leaving Yuske still wrestling under the drapes.

"Ow!"shouted Kuwabara! Yuske finally emerged from under the drapes.

"What happened?!"

"I cut myself on the broken glass! I think I got a boo-boo!"cried Kuwabara. He began to cry. Yuske scoffed.

"Big baby........"

Just then Zinnia ran past the door way with a long strip of toliet paper in her hand. Yuske quickly ran into the hallway. The long strip of toilet paper went through the hallway and into the bathroom still connect to the toilet paper tube and Hiei was now climbing the shower drapes!

"What is with this kid and curtains?!"Yuske quickly ran into the bathroom after Hiei. "Let go, Hiei!"he tried to pull the baby demon down once again just as he did in the bedroom. Hiei wasnt giving up with a fight. He held on as tight as he could. Finally, Yuske pulled Hiei down and the curtains along with him just like before. "Aha! I caught you! Ow! Why you little..........." Hiei emerged from under the curtains and ran out of the bathroom. He climbed up on the stairs railing and slid down Yuske quickly came from under the curtains with a bite mark on his arm.

Kuwabara came from out of the bedroom sniffling. "Hey Urameshi, do you have a bandaid?"he asked.

"Suck it up and help me stop these little rugrats!" he got up and went to search for Zinnia. Just then the phone in the bedroom rang. Yuske's heart sank. "Oh my gosh, we're dead!" the phone rang again. "Kuwabara, you get it!"

"No way, Urameshi, you get it!"yelled Kuwabara. The phone rang again. "I'll take care of the brats!". He fell and tumbled down the stairs. "Waahhh! Mommy! I got a boo-boo!" the phone rang again.

"Big baby......" Yuske ran into the bedroom and quickly picked up the phone. "Hello?"

"Hello? Shuichi?" it was Kurama's mother Shiori. Yuske sweat dropped.

"Uh...hello mother."said Yuske in his best Kurama imitation voice.

"Son, are you okay? You sound strange."she sounded a bit worried about her "son".

"Im fine, mom its just a bad connection. After all you are all the way in America right now."

"Are you keeping the house tidy?"

"Yes, its...uh.....sparkling!"said Yuske trying to say something that he'd think Kurama'd say to his mother.

"Sweetheart, did you take your constipation medicine?". Yuske was now trying not to laugh.

"Y-y-yes....mother......"he replied stifling a chuckle. There was a strange sound heard from downstairs. It sounded like some kind of machinery.

"What was that?!"asked Shiori. Yuske became nervous.

"Um....it was just the television...mother."

"Oh, okay, I'll be home in a couple weeks, Shuichi"

"Okay bye." he hung up the phone and ran downstairs. Hiei was chasing Kuwabara around the house with a chain saw.

"Urameshi, do something!"yelled Kuwabara jumping behind the couch. Yuske was about to run to help Kuwabara but just then he felt his feet getting wet. He turned around and water was rushing down the steps.

"Zinnia!!!"yelled Yuske running upstairs. He saw that the water was coming from the bathroom. He quickly ran inside. The bathroom has toilet paper everywhere! The toilet was clogged with entire rolls of toilet paper. Tubes and all! Zinnia was kneeling on the toilet seat flushing over and over.

"Paper go down the hole............"said Zinnia as more water spilled out the toilet bowl. He quickly picked up Zinnia and began to run the stairs to help Kuwabara for he had just heard another crash. He tripped on his way to the stairs. Zinnia went flying in the air and landed on his back. Yuske's body suddnely began sliding down the stairs. Zinnia enjoy this bumpy ride.

"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,"said Yuske with each bump. Once he got to the bottom Zinnia cheered.

"Yuske! Fun!!"she hopped off his back and ran into the living room. The coffee table was cut in half, there was a large hole in the wall, the tv was knocked onto the floor, and the lamp that was on the coffee table was broken on the floor. She looked around. She looked at Hiei. "Where baka at?"she asked. He pointed over to the couch. Zinnia walked over to the couch. There was Kuwabara sitting behind the couch with his knees to his chin rocking back and forth. "Hi!!"shouted Zinnia. Kuwabara instantly got up and ran away. He crashed into Yuske who had just gotten up from his "ride" down the stairs.

"Urameshi, I cant take it anymore! We gotta do something about 'Bebe's Kids' (in case you dont know thats a movie. It's prononced bay-bay).