Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Jaganshi Babies ❯ Baby Jin ( Chapter 12 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: ZinniaLunaJaganshi 
Touya brings baby Jin to Kurama's house. Now they got 3 babies to take care of. What mischeif awaits?
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.29.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 440 | Status: Completed
Touya brings baby Jin to Kurama's house. Now they got 3 babies to take care of. What mischeif awaits?
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.29.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 440 | Status: Completed
"Kurama.....did you fart?!"asked Yuske. Kurama was insulted by this comment. He held up Hiei.
"No......its him.....just for asking that question...you 2 can change his daiper..."commanded Kurama but Yuske and Kuwabara protested.
"No way! You cant make us!"complained Kuwabara. Kurama's eyes narrowed.
"Oh? Then I guess that I just wont pay for either of yours meals."
"Uh....like I said....where's the daipers?"asked Kuwabara.
The 2 teens entered the guys' bathroom. "Okay, let's hurry up and get this over with....."said Yuske pulling down the board to the changing station(you know that thing in the public bathrooms where people change their babies' daipers.) Yuske took a deep breath and unsnapped Hiei's daiper. The smell was even stronger now. The scent danced around their noses. Kuwabara put his hand on his head.
"I feel dizzy....." he began swaying....that is until a hot liquid squirted in his face. Yuske started cracking up. "H-he peed on me! Oh God it's burning! I cant see! I cant see!".
Back at the table the waitress Jenny had came to their table, delivered their food, hit on Kurama once again and was on her way. Zinnia and Hiei dug into their food. They were cherries, sauce, and whipped cream covered all over their tiny, little faces. Kurama took his time and cut his food into small pieces and ate one at a time. Kuwabara's pancakes and Yuske's waffles sat on the other end of the table undisturbed. Being a wolf demon Zinnia's food had disappeared in a heart beat. She let out a large belch which shook the whole resturaunt. Everyone looked up from their meals and over to their table. Kurama blushed. He looked over to the babies and then to everyone else. He laughed nervously.
"Um.....excuse me...."he said with a sweatdrop. Everyone stopped staring at the kitsune and went back to their lucnhes. Zinnia giggled in delight.
" 'rama!"she said happily. She gigglged. Kurama sighed and went back to his meal. Just then Kuwabara and Yuske returned to the table with several bruises and cuts. Kuwabara was carrying Hiei who was crying very loudly.
"What happened to you?"asked Kurama curiously. Hiei's crying didnt cease.
"I never wanna have kids....."said Yuske firmly.
Kurama sighed. "Just sit down and eat your food.........it's getting cold and if you dont hurry Zinnia will find a way to get to it."explained Kurama as Zinnia tried to break free from his grasp to eat the spirit detectives' meals. Kurama lifted up the demon wolf pup so that him and her come face to face. The kitsune smiled. "Zinnia.....if you behave I'll buy you a big dessert....."the ookami baby stopped struggling and stared at Kurama confused. She blinked. Kurama pointed to a picture of a rather large ice cream sundae on the menu that was laying open on the table. Zinnia's eyes sparkled when she saw the sweet dessert. Her wolf tail wagged in delight. Kurama sat her back in her booster seat and Hiei as well. Zinnia watched as Yuske and Kuwabara ate their meals. Her little mouth began to water. She began doing that panting thing that dogs do. You know...with the tongue hanging out and stuff. She looked around and saw other people eating their meals including a little kid eating the same sundae that Kurama showed her in the picture! She whimpered and sat her head down on the table. She looked over at her brother who was eating his food as well. She tugged onto Kurama's sleeve. Kurama looked down at the baby. She pointed to the picture of the sundae and began whimpering. Kurama stroked her head. "I know it's hard.....but please try to be paitient."the kitsune kissed her forehead.
"You did it again!"screamed Yuske. Kurama looked up at him.
"Did what?"asked Kurama confused. Yuske roll his eyes. Kurama was so naive sometimes.
"He means you kissed her again."stated Kuwabara squirting ketchup on his pancakes.(eeewww.......). Kurama made a disgusting face.
" Kurama and Zinnia sittin' in a tree! K-e-s-s-e-n-g! First comes love then comes marriage! Here comes Kurama with the baby carriage! That's not all! That's not a-"
"Yuske, that's enough!" shouted Kurama. "Just for that and for having terrible spelling you can push the baby carriage...."ordered the kitsune.
Later, they sat inside Kurama's house wondering what to spend the rest of the day doing. It was about noon and they had nothing to do all day. Kurama sitting on the couch holding baby Zinnia softly singing to her as she sucked on her bright red binkie. He was singing to both babies but Hiei had no interest in Kurama's musical voice. Hiei sat on the couch cushoin farthest away playing with a dragon plushie while sucking on a binkie.(awww....!) Yuske and Kuwabara were watching a Family Guy dvd. "Please, turn that off!"pleaded Kurama. The babies' minds are too young and innocent to hear such garbage!"he explained.
"Kurama......they use to be teens!"shouted Yuske.
"Yeah, they're only gonna be like this for 6 more days!"screamed Kuwabara. Kurama sighed. He continued singing to the precious infant. She yawned as her eye lids became heavy. She would of fallen asleep if it wasnt for the knock on the door.
"Now who could that be?"asked Kurama to himself. He looked over to the 2 spirit detectives. "Will one of you please answer the door while I hide Zinnia's wolf features?."he took out a red bandana and tied it around the baby's head. Being smaller than usual the end of the bandana reached down her little back.
"Whatever...."said Yuske getting up to answer the door. Kurama then tied the red sweater around her waist. Yuske opened the door. Standing in the doorway was a man with blue hair with green bangs in the front. "Hey Touya......."said Yuske dully.
"IceMan!"screamed Zinnia happily as the binkie fell out her mouth.
"Touya?"Kurama stood up. "What brings you here?"asked the kitsune. Touya sighed.
"I have a bit of a situation......"started the ice master.
"What's wrong, man?"asked Kuwabara. Touya sighed and stepped to the side. Standing behind him was a young toddler. His eyes were blue and he had crazy red hair. Yuske stared at the baby.
"Jin?" Touya nodded. "Touya, what happened to him?"asked Yuske.
"Genius here drank from a strange fountain yesterday not knowing it was the fountain of youth."explained Touya. Yuske went back over to Kuwbara and they continued playing cards having no interest in the situation.
"Oh yes, Jin wasnt with us when Koenma explained the fountain......"confirmed Kurama. The toddler Jin pulled on Touya's clothes. He looked down at him. "What is it?"
"Daddy, I want candy!"screamed the irish accent demon.Touya became aggravated.
"For the last time! I am not your father!"he shouted. Kurama sighed.
"Okay, so why'd you bring him here...."asked the fox curiously. Touya looked down.
"Well.....actually....I was kinda hoping that you'd watch after him for me...."he said hopfully. The baby Jin looked around inside the house.
"Ooh 'retty house!"he said happily.
"So......why dont you take care of him youself?"asked Kurama. Touya had a serious look on his face. Kurama patiently waited for his response. Touya looked down at the baby wind master who was playing with a catapillar. He looked back up at Kurama.
"I dont know how to take care of a baby..."he responded. Kurama did an anime fall. Back over at the card game. Yuske looked at his hand of cards and smirked.
"Hah! Check it out! A full house!"shouted the grease haired spirit detective laying out his hand. Laying on the floor was a full house of tens. Kuwabara began to laugh wildly. Yuske looked up at him. "What's so funny, Kuwabaka?!"he asked. Kuwabara finally got himself together. He layed out his cards.
"A royal flush!"he said happily. Yuske had a face of shock.
"oh great....Zinnia eats my money on the way to the resturaunt. Hiei throws up on me the way back from the resturaunt and now I lose a card game!"he complained. "This day couldnt get any worse!"he shouted.
"Hey Yuske and Kuwabara guess what?!"announced the fox happily. He stepped aside to reveal the toddler wind master. "Jin's going to be staying with us! Now we have 3 babies!" he laughed. Yuske and Kuwabara's eyes were now like this O.O
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo!!!!!!!!"they screamed.
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"No......its him.....just for asking that question...you 2 can change his daiper..."commanded Kurama but Yuske and Kuwabara protested.
"No way! You cant make us!"complained Kuwabara. Kurama's eyes narrowed.
"Oh? Then I guess that I just wont pay for either of yours meals."
"Uh....like I said....where's the daipers?"asked Kuwabara.
The 2 teens entered the guys' bathroom. "Okay, let's hurry up and get this over with....."said Yuske pulling down the board to the changing station(you know that thing in the public bathrooms where people change their babies' daipers.) Yuske took a deep breath and unsnapped Hiei's daiper. The smell was even stronger now. The scent danced around their noses. Kuwabara put his hand on his head.
"I feel dizzy....." he began swaying....that is until a hot liquid squirted in his face. Yuske started cracking up. "H-he peed on me! Oh God it's burning! I cant see! I cant see!".
Back at the table the waitress Jenny had came to their table, delivered their food, hit on Kurama once again and was on her way. Zinnia and Hiei dug into their food. They were cherries, sauce, and whipped cream covered all over their tiny, little faces. Kurama took his time and cut his food into small pieces and ate one at a time. Kuwabara's pancakes and Yuske's waffles sat on the other end of the table undisturbed. Being a wolf demon Zinnia's food had disappeared in a heart beat. She let out a large belch which shook the whole resturaunt. Everyone looked up from their meals and over to their table. Kurama blushed. He looked over to the babies and then to everyone else. He laughed nervously.
"Um.....excuse me...."he said with a sweatdrop. Everyone stopped staring at the kitsune and went back to their lucnhes. Zinnia giggled in delight.
" 'rama!"she said happily. She gigglged. Kurama sighed and went back to his meal. Just then Kuwabara and Yuske returned to the table with several bruises and cuts. Kuwabara was carrying Hiei who was crying very loudly.
"What happened to you?"asked Kurama curiously. Hiei's crying didnt cease.
"I never wanna have kids....."said Yuske firmly.
Kurama sighed. "Just sit down and eat your food.........it's getting cold and if you dont hurry Zinnia will find a way to get to it."explained Kurama as Zinnia tried to break free from his grasp to eat the spirit detectives' meals. Kurama lifted up the demon wolf pup so that him and her come face to face. The kitsune smiled. "Zinnia.....if you behave I'll buy you a big dessert....."the ookami baby stopped struggling and stared at Kurama confused. She blinked. Kurama pointed to a picture of a rather large ice cream sundae on the menu that was laying open on the table. Zinnia's eyes sparkled when she saw the sweet dessert. Her wolf tail wagged in delight. Kurama sat her back in her booster seat and Hiei as well. Zinnia watched as Yuske and Kuwabara ate their meals. Her little mouth began to water. She began doing that panting thing that dogs do. You know...with the tongue hanging out and stuff. She looked around and saw other people eating their meals including a little kid eating the same sundae that Kurama showed her in the picture! She whimpered and sat her head down on the table. She looked over at her brother who was eating his food as well. She tugged onto Kurama's sleeve. Kurama looked down at the baby. She pointed to the picture of the sundae and began whimpering. Kurama stroked her head. "I know it's hard.....but please try to be paitient."the kitsune kissed her forehead.
"You did it again!"screamed Yuske. Kurama looked up at him.
"Did what?"asked Kurama confused. Yuske roll his eyes. Kurama was so naive sometimes.
"He means you kissed her again."stated Kuwabara squirting ketchup on his pancakes.(eeewww.......). Kurama made a disgusting face.
" Kurama and Zinnia sittin' in a tree! K-e-s-s-e-n-g! First comes love then comes marriage! Here comes Kurama with the baby carriage! That's not all! That's not a-"
"Yuske, that's enough!" shouted Kurama. "Just for that and for having terrible spelling you can push the baby carriage...."ordered the kitsune.
Later, they sat inside Kurama's house wondering what to spend the rest of the day doing. It was about noon and they had nothing to do all day. Kurama sitting on the couch holding baby Zinnia softly singing to her as she sucked on her bright red binkie. He was singing to both babies but Hiei had no interest in Kurama's musical voice. Hiei sat on the couch cushoin farthest away playing with a dragon plushie while sucking on a binkie.(awww....!) Yuske and Kuwabara were watching a Family Guy dvd. "Please, turn that off!"pleaded Kurama. The babies' minds are too young and innocent to hear such garbage!"he explained.
"Kurama......they use to be teens!"shouted Yuske.
"Yeah, they're only gonna be like this for 6 more days!"screamed Kuwabara. Kurama sighed. He continued singing to the precious infant. She yawned as her eye lids became heavy. She would of fallen asleep if it wasnt for the knock on the door.
"Now who could that be?"asked Kurama to himself. He looked over to the 2 spirit detectives. "Will one of you please answer the door while I hide Zinnia's wolf features?."he took out a red bandana and tied it around the baby's head. Being smaller than usual the end of the bandana reached down her little back.
"Whatever...."said Yuske getting up to answer the door. Kurama then tied the red sweater around her waist. Yuske opened the door. Standing in the doorway was a man with blue hair with green bangs in the front. "Hey Touya......."said Yuske dully.
"IceMan!"screamed Zinnia happily as the binkie fell out her mouth.
"Touya?"Kurama stood up. "What brings you here?"asked the kitsune. Touya sighed.
"I have a bit of a situation......"started the ice master.
"What's wrong, man?"asked Kuwabara. Touya sighed and stepped to the side. Standing behind him was a young toddler. His eyes were blue and he had crazy red hair. Yuske stared at the baby.
"Jin?" Touya nodded. "Touya, what happened to him?"asked Yuske.
"Genius here drank from a strange fountain yesterday not knowing it was the fountain of youth."explained Touya. Yuske went back over to Kuwbara and they continued playing cards having no interest in the situation.
"Oh yes, Jin wasnt with us when Koenma explained the fountain......"confirmed Kurama. The toddler Jin pulled on Touya's clothes. He looked down at him. "What is it?"
"Daddy, I want candy!"screamed the irish accent demon.Touya became aggravated.
"For the last time! I am not your father!"he shouted. Kurama sighed.
"Okay, so why'd you bring him here...."asked the fox curiously. Touya looked down.
"Well.....actually....I was kinda hoping that you'd watch after him for me...."he said hopfully. The baby Jin looked around inside the house.
"Ooh 'retty house!"he said happily.
"So......why dont you take care of him youself?"asked Kurama. Touya had a serious look on his face. Kurama patiently waited for his response. Touya looked down at the baby wind master who was playing with a catapillar. He looked back up at Kurama.
"I dont know how to take care of a baby..."he responded. Kurama did an anime fall. Back over at the card game. Yuske looked at his hand of cards and smirked.
"Hah! Check it out! A full house!"shouted the grease haired spirit detective laying out his hand. Laying on the floor was a full house of tens. Kuwabara began to laugh wildly. Yuske looked up at him. "What's so funny, Kuwabaka?!"he asked. Kuwabara finally got himself together. He layed out his cards.
"A royal flush!"he said happily. Yuske had a face of shock.
"oh great....Zinnia eats my money on the way to the resturaunt. Hiei throws up on me the way back from the resturaunt and now I lose a card game!"he complained. "This day couldnt get any worse!"he shouted.
"Hey Yuske and Kuwabara guess what?!"announced the fox happily. He stepped aside to reveal the toddler wind master. "Jin's going to be staying with us! Now we have 3 babies!" he laughed. Yuske and Kuwabara's eyes were now like this O.O
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo!!!!!!!!"they screamed.
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