Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ JTZ 2 ❯ JTZ 2 ( One-Shot )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

I do not own any of the yu yu hakusho characters but I do own Zinnia.


Zinnia: Wassup!!! This is Zinnia on 82.689 JTZ. I've gotten back my sanity and hopefully things'll go better than yesterday. These are my friends Touya and Ji........hey where's Jin?

Touya: He seems to be running late.....usually he's usually first to get here because he's so excited about doing this.....

Zinnia: Uh...Okay....uh....let's go to a song! *turns off mic, pushes a button*

*Gigolo by Nick Cannon plays*

Zinnia: Where could Jin be? Bet ya 10 bucks he doesnt come in the next 5 mins!

Touya: You're on!

~~~~4 mins and 50 secs later~~~

Zinnia: 10.......9...........8..........7.......6...........5...........4........3. .......2........

Jin: *comes in* Hey guys!

Zinnia: I lose......*gives Touya the money*

Touya: Jin, where have you been?

Jin: *scratches head* Uh.......at that big place where you buy things.

Zinnia: You mean the mall?

Jin: Uh...yea!

Touya & Zinnia: What were you doing at the mall?!

Jin: Buying our lunch! *takes out like 100 cases of shrimp ramen noodles*

Zinnia: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Touya: *sighs*

Zinnia:*turns on the mic* And we're back and now it's time to answer calls!

All: Hey wassup we're mighty fine so let's pick up the phone and see who's on the line!

Yuske:*on the phone* Hey wassup Zinnia!!!

Zinnia: Hey Yuske wassup, man!

Jin: Ho Urameshi!

Zinnia: Thats "yo", Jin.

Touya: Do you have a shout out?

Yuske: uh.......no....I just wanted to say hi to Zinn-

Touya: Next caller!

All: Hey wassup we're mighty fine so let's pick up the phone and see who's on the line!

Karasu:*on the phone* I wanna give a shout out to-

Zinnia: Oh no! Not you again! Next caller!

All: Hey wassup we're mighty fine so let's pick up the phone and see who's on the line!

Kurama:*on the phone* Hello Zinnia. I wanna give a shout to my mother! I love you mom!

Touya: Finally, a decent call.......

Jin: I wanna talk now! Uh...okay......last caller!

All: Hey wassup we're mighty fine so let's pick up the phone and see who's on the line!

Shizuru:*on the phone* Hey Zinnia! I wanna give a shout out to Keiko, Botan, Yukina and you of course! You guys are great!

Zinnia: Thanks Shizuru!

Touya: Now let's go to a-

Jin: Touya can I say it?

Touya: No.

Jin: Please?

Touya: No.

Jin: Pretty please?

Touya: *sighs* Okay....

Jin: Yay! Let's go to a song!! *turns off the mic, pushes a button*

*Stand up by Ludacris plays*

Zinnia: This is my jam!

*Zinnia and Jin dancing*

Touya: *sighs* Those 2 are so goofy......

*Song Ends*

Touya: *turns on the mic* Okay we're back! Now its time to announce the winner of our contest! One lucky person gets to come down to the station and recieve a million dollars and we're all looking forward to it right, guys?

Jin & Zinnia: *eating ramen noodles, look at Touya with noodles dangling out of their mouths, nod rapidly*

Zinnia: *slurps noodles into her mouth* Okay we'll randomly select a postcard and who ever it belongs to wins!

Jin:* takes out a large mail bag* Here are the entrees, lass.

Zinnia: Thank you, Jin *reaches inside, pulls out a postcard* and the winner is.....

Zinnia: *sweat drop*.....uh.........

Touya: Whats wrong, Zinnia? *takes postcard off her, reads, sweat drop* Uh....can you believe it, its blank! *throws postcard over shoulder, nervous laugh*

Zinnia: *nervous laugh* Uh....yea so let's pick someone else! *reaches in the bag*

Jin: *picks postcard up off the floor* Hey you guys, this one isnt blank. The winner is Karasu!

Touya & Zinnia: Jin!!

Zinnia: *turns off mic, pushes a button*

*Many songs play*

Zinnia: Jin, we dont want that faggot here!

Jin: Faggot? You mean a bundle of sticks now dont ya?

Touya & Zinnia: *anime fall*

Touya: *gets up* Thats not what she meant, Jin!

Zinnia: *also gets up* I meant faggot as in gay. Karasu is a faggot!!

Jin: Ahh.....thats not very nice of you.

Touya: *sigh* He's hopeless....

Zinnia: Maybe we can leave the station before Karasu gets here.

~~~~Karasu steps in~~~~

Zinnia: *whispers* Too late......*thinks* Hey wait a sec.....Karasu is gay so being a girl Im safe!

Karasu: I have no need for the prize money........*points to Zinnia* You, wolf girl, tell me where
Kurama is and I'll be on my way. Like heck I wanna be around you fools.

Jin: Ahhhh..... what fools is he talking 'bout now? *looks around*

Zinnia: I wont tell! You cant make me!! *pulls down eye lid, sticks tongue out*

Karasu: Let's try this again....*takes out deleterious bomb* Where is Kurama?

Jin: I still dont see any fools! *still looking around*

Zinnia: *sweat drop* I wont tell!

Karasu: *throws bomb, blows up all the ramen noodles*

Zinnia: Not the noodles!!! *growls, bites Karasu's arm, locks teeth*

Karasu: *shakes arm franticly* Get off me you mutt!

Touya: *sweat drop, turns on mic* Well.....um......we're back and our winner has arrived and we're having some difficulties so we're gonna once again play music for the rest of the day. Zinnia's lost her sanity...........again.....

Jin: I still dont see any fools! *still looking around*

Touya: *sighs* This has been Touya on 82.689 JTZ.

*Touya runs over to Karasu to pull the now insanity Zinnia off his arm*

*Zinnia's teeth still locked on Karasu's arm, growling*

*Jin still searching for the "fools" *