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JTZ 3

First of all I wanna thank you people who gave me reviews. I never really had an intention on making a third JTZ. I do not own any of the YYH characters but I do own Zinnia.

Jin: Konnichiwa! This is Jin on 82.689 JTZ. Here are my friends Touya and Zinnia!

Zinnia: Wassup!!

Touya: Hey....

Jin: Uh.....what are we suppose to do again?

Touya: Answer phone calls...

Jin: Oh yeah!

All 3: Hey wassup, we're might fine so let's pick up the phone and see who's on the line!

Yukina*on phone*: Hello Zinnia, I wanna give a shout to Kazuma. Hi Kazuma!

Zinnia: Thanks for your call, Yukina! Next Caller!

All 3: Hey wassup we're mighty fine so let's pick up the phone and see who's on the line!

Miroku*on phone*: Zinnia.....you havent responded to my letter......

Zinnia: Who's this?!

Miroku: Miroku....

Zinnia: You're the one who sent that letter! You perv!

Miroku: Will you bare my chi-

Touya: Next Caller!

All 3: Hey wassup, we're might fine so let's pick up the phone and see who's on the line!

Some guy*on phone*: Zinnia, I love you! Will you sign my chest?

Zinnia: *frightened* Last Caller!

All 3: Hey wassup, we're mighty fine so let's pick up the phone and see who's on the line!

Fan Girl*on phone*: Jin I love you! You should come to my place! We'll have lots of "fun".

Jin: Oh goody! I love to play games! We can play monopoly!

Touya&Zinnia: *anime fall*

Jin: Zinnia says it's called a board game but I disagree! I think it's a lot of fun!

Touya&Zinnia: *anime fall again*

Fangirl: Thats not what I meant silly, I meant we could have-

Zinnia: Dont you ever call here again you whore!!! *turns off mic, pushes button*

*Dirt off your shoulders by Jay-Z plays*

Jin: Ahh.....Zinnia why'd you do that now? That girl said that we could of had fun. I wanted to play monopoly with her!

Touya: Thats not what she wanted to do with you , Jin.....

Jin: Oh....then what did she want to do? *scratches head*

Zinnia: Well.....um....she wanted to get in bed.....with you....

Jin: You mean she wanted us to take a nap together?

Touya&Zinnia: *anime fall*

Touya: No, Jin! She didnt wanna take a nap!

Jin: Then what did she wanna do?

Touya&Zinnia: *stammering*

Jin: *blinks* Im gonna go make me some of them ramen noodles....*goes into the other room*

Touya: He's hopeless....

Zinnia: I think he was dropped on his head as a child. *turns mic on*

Touya: Okay and we're back and now its time to answer fan mail. *thinking* Lord please give me the strength today.....

Zinnia: I'll open the first one*reads letter* "Dear Touya, do you have a-

*loud explosion from other room*

Jin: *comes out covered in ashes from the blast* Kitchen go boom........

Zinnia: Jin, what happened?

Jin: I was putting the ramen in the merry-go-round thingie and I set the time.

Zinnia: What time did you set it on?

Jin: Ahh.....let's see....I thought that 10 mins would be enough.....^_^

Touya: 10 mins?! Jin thats way to long!

*A large monster made of ramen noodles comes out*

All: Aaaaaaahhhh!!!!!

Ramen monster: You've demons have eaten us for a long time so now we're gonna eat you! Hahahahahahahaha*cough*hahahahaa

*Zinnia, Touya and Jin being chased around by ramen monster*

Touya: *runs to the mic* We're gonna play music all day again! There's a giant ramen monster trying to eat us! This has been Touya on JTZ peace ou- *grabbed by the monster* Aaaaaahhh!!! No!! Please!! Mommy!!!!!!!!

I hope you all liked it. By the way the merry-go-round Jin was talking about was the microwave in case you didnt know. Send all your questions, comments and blah blah blah blah to me at VIDEL7000@aol.com

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