Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ JTZ 4 ❯ JTZ 4 ( One-Shot )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho but I do own Zinnia and her hamster/spirit beast Yoko. Not the fox demon....


Zinnia: Hey wazzup! This is Zinnia on 82.689 JTZ saying Good Morning World!

Jin: Have a nice sleep, did ya?

Touya: ZzZzZzZz..........

Zinnia: *slams dictionary on the table* Touya!

Touya: aaaaaahh!

Jin: *whispers* Touya.....it be time to start the show.

Touya: huh? Oh yeah.....the show...

Zinnia: Anyway, now its time to listen to shout outs.

All 3: Hey, wassup! We're mighty fine, so let's pick up the phone and see who's on the line!

Hiei: Hello? Is this ningen contraption even working? Can someone hear me?!

Zinnia: Hi big brother!

Hiei: So this is working.......be back at the oak tree in a couple hours, Zinnia

Zinnia: Okay........*turns to Touya and Jin* I love my big brother. ^_^

Touya: *rolls eyes*

Jin: Next caller!

All 3: Hey, wassup! We're mighty fine so let's pick up the phone and see who's on the line!

Genkai: Hello, I would like to remind the dimwit Yuske that he was suppose to return my sword a week ago.

Touya:.........okay.....

Zinnia: I'll tell him Genkai. Next caller please.

All 3: Hey wassup! We're mighty fine, so lets pick up the phone and see whos on the line.

Kurama: Hello ^_^

Jin: What's up, Kurama!

Kurama: I'd like to give a shoutout to you 3 of course and all my other friends!

Touya: Thank you for your shoutout Kurama.

Zinnia: Yeah you're the best-est, Kurama! Oh yeah and tell Yoko I said hi.

Kurama: I sure will ^_^

Zinnia: Thanks! Last Caller!

All 3: Hey wassup! We're mighty fine, so let's pick up the phone and see who's on the line!

Yuske: Hey you guys I accidently bent Genkai's sword! What should I do?

Touya: Uh.....tell the truth, I guess.

Yuske: No not the truth! The truth is bad!

Zinnia: Sorry, Yuske. You're gonna have to pay the consequences. Bye. *turns off the mic, turns on music*

~~~~~Sex in the kitchen by R. Kelly plays~~~~~~~~

Jin: Im thirsty.....

Zinnia: Me too! *reaches in pocket, pulls inside of it out* Im broke until we get paid next week....*cries*

Jin: Me too.....*cries as well*

Touya: stop.......

Both: *still crying*

Touya: stop.....

Both:*still crying*

Touya: I said stop......

Both: *crying continues*

Touya: STOP!! *is now sitting in a row boat from all the tears* If you shut up, I'll buy you both a soda

Zinnia and Jin: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! *climb in row boat*

Touya: *paddle over to the vending machine, slips a dollar inside* Zinnia....what do you want?

Zinnia: Dr Pepper please! ^_^

Touya: *pushes button*

*all the cans fall out the machine*

Touya: O.O

Jin and Zinnia: Yay! *both take a can*

Touya: *turns the mic on* And we're back and ready to read some fanmail.

Zinnia: Bring in da fanmail! *chugs soda*

*another row boat floats in the room full of letters*

Jin: Whoo! That's 'lot of mail if ya ask me!

Touya: *sighs, takes a letter* Let's get started. *opens letter* Hmm...this one is to me. "Dear Touya, How come you're so much more serious than Jin and Zinnia?! From, Tigress Woman."

Jin: That's a good question! *drinks soda, burps*

Zinnia: *louder belch*

Jin: Are ya challenging me?

Zinnia: Maybe.....*another belch* ^_^

Touya: *talks as Jin and Zinnia belch in the background* To answer your question Tigress Woman, I have less energy than those two for I dont fill up on sweets and sugar such as SODA!*turns to Jin and Zinnia when he says soda*

Jin: Ooh! Ooh! Let me answer the next letter, Touya.

Touya: Go ahead......

Jin: *takes letter, opens it* "Dear JTZ, you gotta help me! I bent Genkai's sword, what should I do? From-"

Zinnia: *snatches the letter* Yuske we're not gonna help you! *crinkles it up*

Touya: *sighs*

Jin: *large belch* Hah beat that one, wolf girl!

Zinnia: Okay you asked for it! *chugs down 10 sodas*

Touya: O.O Zinnia! Wait!

Zinnia: *super duper loud belch*

*the whole building collapses*

All 3: O.O

Zinnia: *nervous laugh* oops....^_^

Jin: *turns to the mic* Hey ev'ryone! Guess what?! Zinnia won the contest! We should have this place fixed up by our next eh........

Touya: broadcast.....

Jin: ya what he said! This had been Jin on 82.689 JTZ and before we go I'd like to say Stay in School! ^_^

Touya: u.u


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