Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ JTZ ❯ JTZ ( One-Shot )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

I dont own any of the Yu Yu Hakusho characters but I do own Zinnia.

Zinnia: Wassup!!!!! This is Zinnia on 82.689 JTZ saying hey to all the demons and humans out there today! Along with me are my friends Touya and Jin!

Jin: Ho!

Zinnia: Thats "yo", Jin.

Jin: Uh...yea. Yo!! Say something, Touya!

Touya: *sarcastic* Yo, what up homies......

Zinnia: It time to answer calls!

All: Hey, wassup we're mighty fine, so let's pick up the phone and see who's on the line!

Kazuma:*on the phone* Yo, yo, yo home skillet biscuits! I wanna give a shout out to my love Yukina!

Zinnia: "biscuits"?...uh....ya.....next caller!

All: Hey, wassup we're mighty fine, so let's pick up the phone and see who's on the line!

Fan Girl:*on the phone* Let me talk to Kurama!

Jin: Kurama is here? *looks around*

Touya & Zinnia: *sigh*Kurama isnt here. Do you have a shout out or something?

Fan Girl: I wanna give a shout out to Kurama! Doesnt he have the most beautiful eyes?!

Jin: Ya, I wish they were mine.

Touya & Zinnia: O.o

Zinnia: Uh....yea......okay.....next caller.

All: Hey, wassup we're mighty fine, so let's pick up the phone and see who's on the line!

Hiei:*on the phone* Zinnia, your rat gnawed on all the branches of my tree!

Zinnia: Hiei, he's a hamster and he needs to gnaw.

Hiei: Im so gonna come down there and kick your-

Zinnia: *frightened* Next caller!

All: Hey, wassup we're mighty fine so lets pick up the phone and see who's on the line!

Karasu: *on the phone* I wanna give a shout to my boo Kura-

Zinnia: Okay thats enough calls for today! *turns phone lines off*

Touya: Now let's go to the music. *turns mic off and pushes a button*
*Get Low by Lil Jon plays*

Zinnia: *sighs*I never knew having a radio station could be so dangerous....

Touya: I dont like saying that line when we take calls. It doesnt sound like me.

Zinnia: You'll say it and like it!! Deal with it!!

Touya: *sighs* okay....

Jin: *spinning in his chair* wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zinnia & Touya: *look at Jin, sigh*

*Song ends*

Zinnia: *turns mic on* And we're back and now it's time to read some fan mail! Touya open the first letter!

Jin: *spins faster* wheeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls off* Im okay!

Touya: *whispers* Jin, we're back!

Jin: Really? Hi welcome to JTZ, Im Jin!

Touya: *sighs, reads letter* "Dear Zinnia, why are your 2 radio hosts guys instead of other girls? Do you have a crush on them or something?!" from Brittany.

Zinnia: *sweat drop* Uh....no, Brittany, they're just 2 close friends. Jin, why dont you answer the next letter?

Jin: *reads letter, talks in a very strange language*

Zinnia: Jin, please read the letter correctly.

Jin: But lass thats what it says......

Touya: Let me see that letter. *takes it* You had it upside down, Jin. *gives it back right side up*

Jin: Golly, silly me! *ears wiggle, reads letter* "Oh Zinnia I long for you to bare me a child. I also would like to have the pleasure of touching you from head to toe and getting nasty with yo-

Zinnia: O.O Stooooooooppppppp!!!!!!

Jin: *sweat drop* But, thats what it says.

Zinnia: Who sent that letter?!

Jin: *reads name at the bottom* It says Miroku. ^_^

Touya: You know him?

Zinnia: No! I'll read the next letter. *reads letter* "Dear Kurama, I think about you every night and day and long for us to meet and get marri-"*angrily tears up the letter* Only send letters for us! Kurama is not a host at this station!

Touya: Um....thats it for now. I think we're gonna play music for the rest of day. It seems that Zinnia has lost her sanity right now. You got anything to say before we go, Jin?

Jin: Math is power!! ^_^

Touya: o.O Uh...yea this is Touya on 82.689 JTZ. Peace out!