Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Just somw fun with the gang ❯ TO the beach ( Chapter 1 )

Kata Hikari- For you losers out there...

Kras- Kata don't call your readers losers

Kata- Well, if their gonna read this they mightiest well know about the writer

Kras- What's there to know? Your a little blonde nut case

Kata- Am not! Padded cells are for fun, not for confinement

To the beach on a cruise

Alume- Okay were heeeeeerrrrrreeeee

Hiei- wha what?

Alume- I said were here you little sleepy head

Hiei- >_< Shut up. I was resting my eyes.

Alume- -_- Sure ya were

Touya- Finally!!!! Sitting next to Jin will drive you crazy after a while

Jin- Oh really Mr. Snores a lot, It's no picnic sittin next to the aussie (Points to a sleeping Chu)

Chu- Raaaaaaaaaaaaaa no I'm go *snort* I don't need a banana *Snores*

Jin and Touya with sweat drops- No comment

Yusuke steps out of the van along with Azural, Jai, Arkai, Aki, Raisi, Kurama, Kiba, Tsume, Hige, Katie, Amanda, and Teale. Arkai leaps out and scratches his head.

Bob- Where's Nai and Kuwabaka?

Yusuke walks over to the trunk and pops the door -Remember? We didn't have enough room for everyone so we stuffed them in the trunk.

He throws out the unconscious Nai and Kuwabara.

Arkai- To bad we had to knock them out

Alume- Yeah but wouldn't stop screaming. Man they were as loud as Sir Hiei Issues when he eats ice-cream

Hiei- Hn I have no issues but I've got a problem with you

Alume- Don't take life so seriously Hiei. It's not permanent or anything

Nai (In a daze)- You liar. I can't die, oh shit *WHACK*

(KH: For any of those who are reading and don't know who Nai is. He an arrogant Baka who prances around and says he can't die. Stupid worthless Baka! BAKA BAKA...)

Hiei while shacking his hand from hitting the baka- Hey Nai, why don't you practice random acts of intelligence for once.

Nai- @_@ OWWWWWWWWW

Jin- So it's ten o-clock at night

Touya- Aaaaaannnnnnnnnnnddddddd?

Jin and the rest- Lets get drunk!!! Yea!!!!!!!! ^-^

(Later that night)

Yusuke- Ummm Kiba what are you doing?

Kiba- Drinking Why? ?_?

Tsume- umm Kibster you don't lap up vodka with your toung

Kiba- *SLURP* really

Every one- *Sweat drop* yeah

Kiba- oh. Heh heh. +-+

Everyone- Go Hiei! Go GO go go go go go go go

Hiei tips back a bottle and slurps. -owwwwwww head ache!!!!!

Alume- Hey don't encourage the shrimp. He doesn't know your suppose to take one shot per time. Short people have feelings too.

Kuwabara- Yeah don't confuse the honorary Oompa Loompa! Hee Hee *WHAP*

Hiei- Shut it BAKA! >-<

Yukina- Yeez Hiei lighten up.

Hiei- Oh umm okay

Alume, Jai, And Bob waving their arms like whips.- Woopch woopch

Hiei smacks them all despite Yukina's words.

Alume- Jai and Bob- Owwwwww @_@ *-*

Hiei- ^-^

Alume- Hey everyone I got a surprize for you.

Everyone gathered excitedly around her -What? what?

Alume- This isn't the beach we are stayin at.

Jin- What are ya talking bout

Alume smiled and pointed to the sea. A boat was sailing towards them. -Were goin to Hawaii. And also, were goin on a cruise!

Everyone- 0o0, Yeah! A cruise a cruise!

Hiei- Uh a cruise? Hawaii?

Yukina- Um yeah what he said. What are these things?

Kuwabara- Well sweet tulip a cruise is when you are o a large luxurious boat and sail around, and Hawaii is an island that is awesome. You can surf,

Hiei-What's surf

Kuwabara- Its when you ride waves on a board, anyways you can scuba dive

Jin- What is scuba dive?

Kuwabara- >_< Its whe you stay under the water for a long time

Touya- How?

Kuwabara- With an air tank. Well, you can go parasailing,

Bob- What's that?

Kuwabara- Damn you demons don't you know anything? Eep!

*CRASH BANG SMASH CRACK*

Kuwabara- owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

A horn blared out as the boat came near. Once it arrived everyone's eyes widened. -WOW

Hiei- Hn it ain't that great. It's only a big boat with a lot of interesting shiny things on it.

(Once on the boat)

Hiei- And soft couches, really cool tall pole thingies, smaller boats, and even more SHINY THINGS!

Hige while still on the stairs- These stairs are too narrow for my paws

Tsume- Get over it. Hurry before

Toboe- Hey! Wait for me!

Trisen- And me!

Tsume- Great now we have to baby-sit

Hige- Whose the other one

Tsume- My niece, Trisen. She's a pain

Hige- She's cute!

Tsume- EWWWWW

Kiba- Are you two comin?

Hige- Yeah

Yusuke- Come on Kuwabara and Nai!

Nai- Well these bags are heavy. Their killing me

Jin- Well that's a good thing you can't die

Nai- >_< Shut up Jin

Alume- Is everyone onboard?

Everyone- Yep

Alume- Did a quick head count and gasped -Hold on Where's Katie, Teale and Amanda?

But before anyone could answer Boton showed up with her bags along with Keiko. -Oh hello everyone. We were almost late sorry

Aki- Did you see Katie or Amanda or Teale?

Boton- Why yes they were flirtin with some other boys.

Hiei grumbled- Sluts

Boton snorted- Hey you're the one with he crush on Katie

Kurama chuckled- Yeah Hiei

Hiei blushes madly- Jerks

Boton- Don't criticize him! You have the crush on Teale

Touya smirked- Hah Hah

Kurama and Hiei- Shut up baka you have the crush on Amanda!

Touya while flushed red- Well er NEE!

Hiei-NEE

Kurama-Nee

Touya- Nee nee

Hiei- Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Kurama- Nee nee nee nee nee nee

Touya sticks out his toung and snorts- it

Hiei and Kurama- Damn you.

Hiei- Well I guess we should get them

Touya and Kurama nod and then take off. But they both stop at the edge. Kurama scorches his head as Hiei comes up behind him. -Um how are we going to fine them?

Hiei smirks and jumps off the edge, landing on the water and with a spray off water he runs on the surface to the end.

Touya- Show off

Kurama- But how are we going to get there?

Touya- Watch this

Touya closes his eyes and whispered a chant, and with a final word a part of the sea froze including the part Hiei was running on. Hiei stumbled and stood with his feet frozen -stupid Touya!

Touya and Kurama ran by him- See ya later Hiei

Hiei grumbles and heats up the ice. The ice melts but the Hieis eyes widens -Holy hell!

And with that he fell into the hole. His head popped out of the water and he pulled his self out. He ran again drenched cursing Touya and Kurama.