Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Karaoke! ❯ Billy Joel Songs! ( Chapter 2 )

Notes: Disclaimer in chapter one.

 

KARAOKE! 2

 

Portal-girl: Next up is Misty singing Big Shot by Billy Joel!

 

Misty: This is for a certain loudmouth I know.

 

Misty begins to sing.

 

You went uptown riding in your limousine

In your fine Park Avenue clothes

You had the Dom Perignon in your hand

And the spoon up your nose

And when you wake up in the morning

With your head on fire

And your eyes too bloody to see

Go on and cry in your coffee

But don't come cryin' to me

 

Because you had to be a big shot, didn't you

You had to open up your mouth

You had to be a big shot, didn't you

All your friends were so knocked out

You had to have the last word, last night

You know what everything's about

You had to have a white hot spotlight

You had to be a big shot last night

They were all impressed by your Halston dress

And the people you knew at Elaine's

And the story of your latest success

Kept `em so entertained

But now you just can't remember

All the things you said

And you're not sure you want to know

I'll give you one hint, honey

You sure did put on a show

 

Yes, yes you had to be a big shot, didn't you

You had to prove it to the crowd

You had to be a big shot, didn't you

All your friends were so knocked out

You had to have the last word, last night

You're so much fun to be around

You had to have the front page, bold type

You had to be a big shot last night

 

Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in

If you know when to leave it alone

But you went over the line

You couldn't see it was time to go home

No, no, no, no, no, no, you had to be a big shot, didn't you

You had to open up your mouth

You had to be a big shot, didn't you

All your friends were so knocked out

You had to have the last word, last night

So much fun to be around

You had to have the white hot spotlight

You had to be a big shot last night

 

Portal-girl: You go girl! Next we have Yamcha singing She's Always A Woman also by Billy Joel!

 

Yamcha: This is for a girl I loved.

 

Yamcha begins to sing.

 

She can kill with a smile

She can wound with her eyes

She can ruin your faith

With her casual lies

And she only reveals what she wants you to see

She hides like a child

But she's always a woman to me

 

She can lead you to love

She can take you or leave you

She can ask for the truth

But she'll never believe you

And she'll take what you give her as long as it's free

She steals like a thief

But she's always a woman to me

 

Oh-she takes care of herself

She can wait if she wants

She's ahead of her time

Oh-and she never gives out

And she never gives in

She just changes her mind

 

She will promise you more

Than the Garden of Eden

Then she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleeding

But she'll bring out the best

And the worst you can be

Blame it all on yourself

Cause she's always a woman to me

 

Oh-she takes care of herself

She can wait if she wants

She's ahead of her time

Oh-and she never gives out

And she never gives in

She just changes her mind

 

She is frequently kind

And she's suddenly cruel

She can do as she pleases

She's nobody's fool

But she can't be convicted

She's earned her degree

And the most she will do

Is throw shadows at you

But she's always a woman to me

 

Portal-girl: He sings good.

 

Wow! Two Billy Joel songs in one chapter. I hope you liked this chapter. Billy Joel owns She's Always A Woman and Big Shot. I had no idea he wrote She's Always A Woman! My dad likes to listen to Arrow. So I know a bit about songs as old as these ones. R/R! I'll post the next chapter later. I have to go watch Cyborg 009 and Yu Yu Hakusho. Ja ne!