Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Karaoke! ❯ Totally Random! ( Chapter 8 )

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters except the OC's. I don't own any of the songs I use.

 

KARAOKE! 8

 

Portal-girl: Hey everyone, welcome back to KARAOKE! First up this chapter is *looks at clipboard* Uh-oh. Li, Jessica, BIG problem. Uh, we're having some difficulties right now, so please, bear with us.

 

Li: What's wrong?

 

Portal-girl: There's no one else listed!

 

Jessica: That's not good.

 

Chibi Jessica: What are we supposed to do now?

 

Jessica: We'll just wing it.

 

Li: You've got to be kidding.

 

Jessica: Nope. Let's see what songs we have. *looks through a very long list* I've got it!

 

Chibi Jessica: What is it?

 

Portal-girl: *takes list* Oh, I see. Marik, Bakura, Hiei, Sesshoumaru, and Kouga will be singing Poisoning Pigeons in the Park.

 

`Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes ev'ry Sunday a treat for me.

All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.

When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,

Ev'rything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

Lalaalaalalaladoodiedieedoodoodoo

We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon society
With our games.
They call it impiety,
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon.

So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In a squirrel or two,
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment.
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strychnine
We feed to a pigeon.
It just takes a smidgin!
To poison a pigeon in the park'

 

Samantha: That was disturbing. But they're so cute! ^^

 

Portal-girl: You're the disturbing one.

 

Jessica: You're all disturbing.

 

Li: I love that song. ^^

 

Chibi Jessica: She's scary.

 

Portal-girl: Yes she is. Well, during that last song, we got more people to sign up. We have a whole new list!

 

Jessica: And there was much rejoicing.

 

Everyone: *boredly* Yay.

 

Jessica: ^^'

 

Portal-girl: Okay, moving on. We will now have a few OCs. No, they did not come from Jessica's mind, like the rest of us. They came from her fics. So you might recognize them. First up, Harmony, from Hateshinai Gem, singing Stop.

 

`You just walk in, I make you smile

It's cool but you don't even know me

You take an inch, I run a mile

Can't win you're always right behind me

 

And we know that you could go and find some other

Take or leave it or just don't even bother

Caught in a craze, it's just a phase

Or will this be around forever

 

Don't you know it's going too fast

Racing so hard you know it won't last

Don't you know, what can't you see

Slow it down, read the sign,

So you know just where you are going

 

Stop Right Now, thank you very much

I need somebody with a human touch

Hey you always on the run

Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun

 

Do Do Do Do Do

Do Do Do Do Do

Do Do Do Do Do - always be together

Ba da Ba Ba

Ba da Ba Ba

Ba da Ba Ba - stay that way forever

 

And we know that you could go and find some other

Take or leave it cos we've always got each other

You know who you are and yes, you're gonna breakdown

You've crossed the line so you're gonna have to turnaround

 

Don't you know it's going too fast

Racing so hard you know it won't last

Don't you know, what can't you see

Slow it down, read the sign,

So you know just where you are going

 

Stop Right Now, thank you very much

I need somebody with a human touch

Hey you always on the run

Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun

 

Gotta keep it down honey, lay your back on the line

Cos I don't care about the money, don't be wasting my time

You need less speed, get off my case

You gotta slow it down baby, just get out of my face

 

Stop Right Now, thank you very much

I need somebody with a human touch

Hey you always on the run

Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun

 

Stop Right Now, thank you very much

I need somebody with a human touch

Hey you always on the run

Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun

 

Stop Right Now, thank you very much

I need somebody with a human touch

Hey you always on the run

Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun

 

Stop Right Now, we wanna thank you

Stop Right Now, thank you very much'

 

Portal-girl: Thank you Harmony. That was great. Now, the final act this chapter, we have a newbie! Her name is Jade, and she's from the comic that I'm writing. She'll be singing Don't Say You Love Me.

 

`Got introduced to you by a friend

You were cute and all that

Baby you set the trend

Yes you did!

The next thing I know

We're down at the cinema

We're sitting there

You said you love me, what's that about?

 

You're moving to fast, don't understand you!

I'm not ready yet, baby I can't pretend

No I can't

Best I can do is tell you to talk to me

It's possible eventual love will find a way!

 

Don't say you love me

You don't even know me

If you really want me

Then give me some time

Don't go there baby

Not before I'm ready

Don't say your hearts in a hurry

It's not like we're gonna get married!

Give Me Give Me Some Time!

 

Here's how to play, Here's how I stand!

Here what's to prove to get any further then where it's been

I'll make it clear, Not gonna tell you twice

Take it slow, quit pushing me, you're pushing me away!

 

Don't say you love me

You don't even know me

If you really want me

Then give me some time

Don't go there baby

Not before I'm ready

Don't say your hearts in a hurry

It's not like we're gonna get married!

Give Me Give Me Some Time!

 

Don't say you love me

You don't even know me

Baby

Baby don't you love me baby, baby

Give me some time!

 

Don't say you love me

You don't even know me

If you really want me

Then give me some time

Don't go there baby

Not before I'm ready

Don't say your hearts in a hurry

It's not like we're gonna get married!

Give Me Give Me

 

Don't say you love me

You don't even know me

If you really want me

Then give me some time

Don't go there baby

Not before I'm ready

Don't say your hearts in a hurry

It's not like we're gonna get married!

Give Me Give Me Some Time!

 

Don't say you love me

You don't even know me

If you really want me

Then give me some time

Don't go there baby

Not before I'm ready

Don't say your hearts in a hurry

It's not like we're gonna get married!

Give Me Give Me Some Time!'

 

Jessica: Great! Well, that's it for today. Ja ne!