Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Karaoke! ❯ Joey, Genocide, and Jareth ( Chapter 11 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Portal-girl 
Tristan, you ditcher! Huh? Oh, that's Magna-talk, you can ignore that.
Anyways, Tristan bailed, so we've got someone singing in his place. And Vash the stampede is singing his infamous 'Genocide Song'. Plus, there's a special surprise at the end of the chapter.
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 04.04.2005 | Pages: 5 | Words: 3.2K | Visits: 210 | Status: Completed
Tristan, you ditcher! Huh? Oh, that's Magna-talk, you can ignore that.
Anyways, Tristan bailed, so we've got someone singing in his place. And Vash the stampede is singing his infamous 'Genocide Song'. Plus, there's a special surprise at the end of the chapter.
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 04.04.2005 | Pages: 5 | Words: 3.2K | Visits: 210 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own any songs or anime characters used in this fic.
Alana-Star/SugarCat and Leo: Thanks for the first singer idea. Yeah, and these are just the people in my head. Try dealing with my 200+ OC's.
KARAOKE! 11
Portal-girl: Hey everyone, welcome back. First off, we'll have Joey singing Story of a Girl. Tristan was gonna, but he bailed at the last minute. Joey, you have the mic.
Joey: Alana gave me this great idea. So, this song is dedicated to our lovely author, who we all have to put up with until she runs out of ideas. This is for Portal-girl.
`This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looked so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her when she smiles
How many days in the year she woke up with hope
But she only found tears
Actin' so insincere
Making the promises never for real
As long as she stands there waiting
Wearing the holes in soles of her shoes
How many days disappear
You look in the mirror so how do you choose
Your clothes never wear as well the next day
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say
This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looked so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her when she smiles
How many lovers would stay
Just to put up with this shit day after day
How do we wind up this way
Watchin' the mouths for the words I would say
As long as we stand here waiting
Wearing the clothes of the soles I would chose
How do we get there today
If we're walkin' too far from the price of the shoes
Your clothes never wear as well the next day
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never run out of things to say
This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looked so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her when she smiles
And your clothes never wear as well the next day
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say
This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
This is the story of a girl
Who's pretty face she hid from the world
And while she looked so sad and lonely there
I absolutely love her
This is the story of a, girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looked so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her when she smiles
When she smiles'
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looked so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her when she smiles
How many days in the year she woke up with hope
But she only found tears
Actin' so insincere
Making the promises never for real
As long as she stands there waiting
Wearing the holes in soles of her shoes
How many days disappear
You look in the mirror so how do you choose
Your clothes never wear as well the next day
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say
This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looked so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her when she smiles
How many lovers would stay
Just to put up with this shit day after day
How do we wind up this way
Watchin' the mouths for the words I would say
As long as we stand here waiting
Wearing the clothes of the soles I would chose
How do we get there today
If we're walkin' too far from the price of the shoes
Your clothes never wear as well the next day
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never run out of things to say
This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looked so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her when she smiles
And your clothes never wear as well the next day
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say
This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
This is the story of a girl
Who's pretty face she hid from the world
And while she looked so sad and lonely there
I absolutely love her
This is the story of a, girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looked so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her when she smiles
When she smiles'
Portal-girl: *is beating the stuffing out of Miroku*
Jessica: This scene is kinda violent, and not quite suitable for children. Please wait for a few minutes.
*Chiyo-chan of Azumanga Diaoh appears and begins singing.
`Cooking is so fun,
Cooking is so fun,
Now it's time to take a bread and see what we have done.
Yay! It's ready!'
~For Lynnette and Alisha =^.^= *
*shows Miroku in a bloody heap on the floor*
Portal-girl: Okay, I'm back. If you don't know why I was beating the stuffing out of Miroku, then don't ask. Anyways, now we have Vash the Stampede singing the Genocide Song.
`Total Slaughter,
Total Slaughter.
I won't leave a single man alive.
La de da de dai,
Genocide.
La de da de duh,
An ocean of blood.
Let's begin the killing time'
Li: That was great!!!
Portal-girl: that was… interesting.
CJ: That was disturbing.
Sam: Vash! Can I have your autograph?
Portal-girl: Okay then. On to the next thing. We'll have Jareth and every other bishie here tonight, singing Dance Magic by David Bowie. Yes, that means you too Knight. Hajiro! Front and center! Yes, Yusuke, you're a bishie.
Li: Oh Hiei! I have a present for you!
CJ: Hey guys, will you please sing?
Jareth: `You remind me of the babe
Inuyasha: What babe?
Kurama: The babe with the power
Kouga: What power?
Hiei: The power of voodoo
Sesshoumaru: Who do?
Yoko: You do!
Hajiro: Do what?
Jareth: You remind me of the babe!
All: I saw my baby
Crying hard as babe could cry
What could I do?
My baby's love had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew
What kind of magic spell to use?
Slime and snails? Or puppy dog tails?
Thunder or lightning
Then baby said: "____"
Dance magic dance, magic dance
Magic dance, magic dance
Put that baby's spell on me
"___"
jump, magic jump,
jump magic, jump
put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him freak!
I saw my baby tryin hard as babe could try
What could I do?
My baby's fun had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew
What kind of magic spell to use?
Slime and snails? Or puppy dog tails?
Thunder or lightning
Then baby said: "___"
Dance magic dance, magic dance
Magic dance, magic dance
Put that baby's spell on me
Jump magic jump, magic jump
Magic jump, magic jump
Dance magic dance, dance magic dance
Jump, magic jump
Jump, magic jump
Put that magic spell on me
Slap that baby make him free!
Dance magic dance, magic dance
Magic dance, magic dance
Put that baby's spell on me
Slap that baby make him free!
"____" "____"
Jareth: `You remind me of the babe
Inuyasha: What babe?
Kurama: The babe with the power
Kouga: What power?
Hiei: The power of voodoo
Sesshoumaru: Who do?
Yoko: You do!
Hajiro: Do what?
Jareth: You remind me of the babe!
dance magic dance
dance magic
dance magic
dance magic
what kind of magic spell to use?
slime or snails or puppy dod tails.
thunder or lightening, something frightening?
dance magic dance, dance magic dance
put that babies spell on me
jump magic jump, jump magic jump
put that magic jump on me,
Slap that baby make him freak!
dance magic dance, dance magic dance
dance magic dance, dance magic dance
dance magic dance, dance magic dance
dance magic dance
jump magic jump, jump magic jump
jump magic jump, put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him freak!
"____" `
Portal-girl: That was kinda scary.
Li: Yeah, I agree.
CJ: Again! ^^
Sam: Ah, to be five again. *others nod in agreement*
Portal-girl: Well, that's it for now. And hey, it was actually entertaining. Anyone wanna sing, jut tell me what you're singing. Ja ne!