Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Karasu's Love, Or Not ❯ Karasu's Hiei, Or Not ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer: See first chapter.

Warning: Perverted-ness, yaoi, dead guys being alive, bad language, obsessive behavior, and maybe a few limes? AND…(squeals) I got two reviews! Two! TWO! Read `em and WEEP Kai! And YOU said, and I quote, “no one will review that stupid crap you call a fanfic”. In your face!

And now, the newest installment, Karasu's Hiei, Or Not! …(Taps foot impatiently) Well, what are you waiting for?

Karasu's Hiei…Or Not

Karasu calmly turned his head to the furious fire demon beside him. He gestured impatiently to the seat next to him, blatantly trying to ignore Hiei as long as possible. The said demon sat in the chair…and a large farting sound erupted through the air. And Karasu managed to keep a straight face…

For about 10 seconds. He burst out laughing as the flushed fire demon pulled a whoopee cushion from under his rear. “Seriously! I didn't think you would be one to fall for tricks, Hiei-kun.” He spat the last word out… It pained him to know that his Kura-chan had given someone else the same title as he. Hiei snorted. And it wasn't one of those, `You're just saying that `cuz you know I'll kick your ass' snorts. One of those: Well…Let's venture into the mind of our darling Kara-kun, shall we, and see how he sees it.

Karasu raised on his hackles when he heard the deadly snort, coming from the evil dragon Hiei. This evil dragon had stolen his darling Kura-chan just before they were about to confess- well, Kura-chan was going to confess- their deepest love for each other. He galloped slashing through the evil Hiei's thick, scaly coat like it was butter. And then he took back Kura-chan, riding into the night while he looked in his darling Kura-chan's evergreen eyes…and smacked into a tree. Silly, Kara-kun. You won't get Kura-kun until you actually talk to him, normally.

…But that was no branch he rode into. It was Hiei. Hiei hissed. “What the hell do you think you're doing Karasu!” Karasu's name came out more like a grumble. Karasu's eyes darted around drunkenly before he sat down dazed. “Kura-chan's are so pretty…so green.” Hiei blinked, confused, before nodding. “I know…sometimes I wonder…how does he do that? Because even though Kuwabaka has an unusual hair color too, humans are supposed to have black/brown hair! I mean, what's up with that?”

Karasu also nodded, and their conversation was from then on very much like a fangirl's. “Right! I mean, even though it looks gorgeous, how does he do it! `Cuz c'mon Kura-chan, you're not fooling anyone when you say that its just like that! Or…maybe it is?” “Pfft! Well, Karasu, you obviously don't know. You haven't been stalking him since junior high like I have.”

Karasu's eyes widened. “Really! Ooh, c'mon you've must tell…. is Kurama a boxers kind of guy, or is still in whity-tighties? Or when did he revert?” Hiei scoffed. “Ch. You think to lowly of my abilities. What do you think I am, a pervert?” “…Yes.” Hiei raised an eyebrow at his quick reply. “Fine. He wore whity-tighties when I first met him, and he reverted at age 13. Happy now?” Karasu smiled. And Hiei…Hiei freaked out. “OH MY KOENMA! YOU SMILED! SOMETHING'S GONE WRONG WITH THE WORLD!”

He ran out the door before pausing, “I'll never let you have Kurama. Oh, btw, we should do this again sometime!” And so, showing none of his aggressiveness from earlier, he sauntered out the door. Karasu blinked, before letting out a laugh. If he had only reverted two years ago, that meant his darling Kura-chan was still a virgin! Ooh… He liked the sound of that…yes, yes, he did…Karasu tipped his graceful head back before letting out an evil laugh.

Due TO Karasu's ignorance, three blocks away, one pretty, red headed bishounen was walking down the street. Kurama smiled, and softly rearranged the groceries he had on his arm. He slowly hummed a lullaby, and neatly walked down the lane as he turned into another grocery store.

And now, back with Karasu, he raised his head…he smelt a bishounen. Not any bishounen. A red-haired bishounen. And not just any red-haired bishounen either. It was…Kura-chan! He was in too much of a daze to be with Kura-chan again, he didn't even notice as Kura-chan's scent drifted away.

A/N: …Geez, that sucked, didn't it? R&R, if you'd be so kind.