Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Karasu's Love, Or Not ❯ Karasu's Win, Or Not ( Chapter 4 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Karasu's Love, Or Not

Chapter the Fifth: Karasu's Win, Or Not

By: Happiness's Deceit

Fandom: Yu Yu Hakusho

Disclaimer: (Sobs) NO OWNIE! THE MEANIE WHO OWNS IT IS THE CREATOR AND THE PUBLISHERS!!!!!!

Warning: Perverted-ness, yaoi, dead guys being alive, bad language, obsessive behavior, and maybe a few limes?

Author Notes: I'm so sosorry this is so late! I just lost inspiration, and before I knew it…so much time had passed! And finally, our computer's fixed, so we're going to try and give you the longest chapter our attention span will allow!

Thismeans it's a flashback or a video. This means it's normal… `This' means it's implied. “This” means it's being said. Thisis just separators.

This is an invisible line…

There was an odd tension in the room…Broken, in the strangest sense, by the delightful sounds of Karasu screaming bloody murder.

“NOO! YOU CAN'T TAKE THOSE PICURES YOU BLOODY BAT `CAUSE THEY'RE MINE AND I LUFF THEM!”

Karasu whimpered… What to do? Face Kurama's wrath for killing the infernal tree…or lose his precious art! He pouted, and nearly fell out of the tree with shock when he heard a heaven sent voice coyly ask,

“Karasu? What are you doing in that tree? And why are you-“

“KURAMA!” Karasu shouted joyfully. “You hath come to save me! You really do love me!”

Kurama looked carefully at the crow. He appeared to be…uh? Attached to a tree with a splinter that could easily broken off? Kurama sighed. “Karasu…er, why haven't you…you know, blown up that tree yet?”

Karasu looked down at his (future) love. “Well,” he mumbled pitifully, “you'd kill for that wouldn't you?” The red headed boy blinked.

“Oh…is that it?” Kurama chuckled. “No, this tree, while it is very saddening, isn't mine. The government may be mad, though.” Karasu looked shocked. “Not…yours?” He looked at the tree.

“HOW DARE YOU YOU EVIL TREE FROM THIS PIECE OF LAND IN THIS AREA WHICH I HAVE SUDDENLY APPEARED IN NOT BE KURAMA'S BUT MAKE ME THINK IT IS! THAT MAKES ME SO MAD AND I DIDN'T GET MY POPSICLE TODAY!”

Karasu then proceeded to send bombs all over the tree. When he tried to move though, he realized with a jerk- He was still stuck to the splinter.

“Kurama,” he whispered, “I'MA GONNA GET BLOWN UP!” Kurama walked carefully towards the tree and pulled off the splinter. “Odd,” the kitsune said, “there seems to be something written on it…”

In tiny letters, was simple word, `die'.

Karasu grabbed the splinter before it could hurt his precious, and promptly screamed like a little girl as it dug its evil-ness within the depths of his skin. “Owwie! So mean! Meanie splinter that says `die' on it! UWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!”

Kurama sweatdropped. “I'll be going now…see you later Karasu.” Kurama walked away reflecting. `I really never thought I'd ever see Karasu in that state, let alone telling him `see you later'. The world is a place of cruel irony.'

This is an invisible line…

Kuronue sat down, looking at the pictures he had just stolen. He scrunched up his nose, managing to look almost like a child on Monday morning.

He sensed a tall, looming presence, just in time to turn and get nicked on the cheek. It was that really tall person with a lot of ears and he was being followed by a chibi!

Kuronue giggled. He pat the boy's head. `So cute…' His hand was slapped away. “Father, do we HAVE to let this filth into our home?” Kuronue balked. So mean! But then….

He pointed his finger triumphantly at..Yumi? Yuno? Yura? Er- that long haired guy! “Ha! You have offspring! This means that you have a mate and that means that you can't have `Kura!”

The man seemed to notice his confusion. “My NAME is Yomi, and Shura…Shura has already met Kurama. It's fine.”

Kuronue gasped. Yomi was the guy who was the partner of Kurama before him and so he was his rival! “Yomi! I challenge you! First of us who gets eliminated is to do a strip dance for the horniest demons around!”

Yomi glanced at him…uh…it looked like he glanced at him, anyway. “Agreed. However…” The blind demon walked towards him. “If the winner doesn't want the loser to do that, he can choose a suitable punishment.”

“FINE!” Kuronue grabbed the blind man's hand, shaking with much more force than necessary. …Then again, so was Yomi, and you could almost feel the sparks. Shura, the poor child, was stuck in the backround, whilst looking interestedly at Kuronue's pendant.

At least, that's what Kuronue thought he was thinking about…what Shura was really thinking about was quite different, and they were of a certain redhead…

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The contestants were all gathered into the impossibly large hall, and so were their bags. A small trickle of sweat ran down the weaker minded slaves. Youda, dressed in a strange suit and tie, held a microphone in his hand and smiled. Kurama fangirls watching everywhere shuddered in fright.

He read a cue card carefully that Botan had written out.

“Ahem- Welcome all guests to Yomi-sama's castle. Today we are hosting the first round of…er, the name's smudged… SO let's call it Kura-chan's Date- In this round, you will have five minutes in a room with the other minor players and you will answer trivia. But first, please follow Yomi-sama to your rooms so you can put down your luggage.”

Yomi brought the players to their respective rooms, and the group made their way into two adjoining rooms.

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The four youkai datees were sat in a room with two double couches. It was facing a clear panel, and Kurama sat through the thick glass. He smiled and waved.

Youda walked up again. “Alright- Let's start the first round of Kura-chan's Date! Here's how it works. Kurama will read off a random question and you will answer them. To answer the question, you will press the button in the hand rest. Each question is worth five points, and the youkai who has the highest point value will have half an hour before bed with Kurama…alone. Start!”

Kurama picked up a card… “Question 1: What is the first name of the former spirit detective Sensui, who went after Yusuke Urameshi after the Dark Tournament?”

Hiei flashed his hand at the buzzer. “Shinobu.” Kurama nodded. He pressed the button nex to Hiei's name, so it read: 1st Hiei: 5 2nd Kuronue, Yomi, Karasu

“Question 2: Please state the name of Kuwabara's `true love'.” Karasu slammed his hand on the buzzer…and slammed it again, and again, and again, and found to his displeasure it didn't work. “IT's YUKIMA!”

Hiei twitched. “Yukina you stupid twit! If you're going to say my sister's name, say right, nitwit!” Karasu blinked. “Sister? Really?” Hiei cursed. Yomi smirked. “Imagine what she would say if we told her THAT.”

“..What. Do. You. Want.” Hiei grit out. Yomi smirked. “You have to wait eight more questions before you can answer again.”

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“Question 4365: Hinageshi has what color hair?” Hiei softly pushed the buzzer, tired after the 100th hour of questions. “Hinageshi has red hair.” The fair fox clicked the button again. It now read: 1st Hiei: 5656 2nd Karasu:5450 3rd Yomi, Kuronue:5356

Youda walked towards Hiei. “Congratulation Hiei-san. Please follow Kurama-san do his bedroom for your half an hour. Enjoy.”

This is an invisible line…

Hiei walked, dazed, out of Kurama's bedroom, when he was assaulted by Kuronue, and Karasu.

“What was it like?”

“You better not have done anything!”

“Did he take a shower yet?”

“What kind of clothes did he bring?”

“Did you take a picture?”

Hiei turned glassy eyes on the pair. “All that silk…” He blushed.

The pair of taller youkai stopped. Hiei walked into his room. They turned to each other. “That pervert! He touched Kurama!” “We need to blow him up.”

“Or rip him to bits.”

Yomi walked down the hall. “What, may I ask, are you two doing?”

“That Kisama ravaged Kura-chan!”

“And made him not virgin!”

“He assaulted him!”

“And made him not virgin!”

“And touched him!”

“And made him not virgin!”

“And ripped his silk clothing!”

“And made him not virgin!”

“And touched him!”

“And made him not virgin!”

“You know, Karasu, Kuronue, I quite get the point. I'm sure your theory has no basis.” And, like magic, Kurama stumbled out with messy clothing. He moaned, his face flushed, and went into the hall bathroom, his pants held closed by his hands.

“…Or maybe they do.”

This is an invisible line…

Hiei was late to breakfast the next morning. Kurama looked confused, and the others were giving him saddened looks. “What? Is there something on my face? Did I kill someone's son? Why's everyone looking at me? And where's Hiei?”

Hiei stepped in…er, I men, Hiei crawled in.

Kurama gasped. “What happened Hiei? Who did this to you? You were fine last night after the…” The fox turned a bright red. “Well, moving on…who did this?”

Hiei looked up. Soft flowers filled in the backround, and a romantic music started playing. At least that was before Yomi went and turned it off, and Kuronue and Karasu started destroying the flowers. “See, the funny thing is…I can't remember what happened…they probably did it when I was asleep, but I have no clue who did it…”

“Well, did you run into anyone last night?” Kurama questioned softly. `No…well, those two, but not really…” Kurama moved over and Youda came over with a medical kit. “Now don't worry Hiei-san. You'll be better in a jiffy.”

This is an invisible line…

“All right! It is finally time for ROUND 2! In this round, you will each be pit against each other in a drinking contest. The winner will have Kurama serve him red wine, and sleep in the same room as him…”

Kurama sat in a closed box, whilst the others where almost in ballots. Kuronue was in Ballot 1, Karasu in 2, Yomi in 3, and Hiei stumbled into Ballot 2634355653. Just kidding! Hiei was in Ballot 4.

Youda was ready to shout the start, but was pushed aside at the last minute by an over-excited fangirl. “KURAMA! WANT KURAMA!” Almost immediately, she was attacked, by three of the four demons in the booths.

Only three, being because Hiei was going straight to Kurama. He patted his head. “Ignore the scary fangirl…she'll be gone soon…” Kurama nodded, and snuggled into the fire demon's chest.

Meanwhile, the others had returned and were now in the process of trying to decide whether to kill Hiei or picture themselves in that position. In the end, Youda called off the PDA, and sat them dow. Surprisingly, they didn't have to be told to start drinking.

The four demons sat and drank, each having their own methods of doing so. Yomi, for example, would take a cup, drink it, look at Kurama, put down the glass, then get another. Kuronue just drank, drank and drank and drank. Like a fish. Hiei sipped his cups slowly, swirling the alcohol in his mouth before swallowing. Karasu just tried to keep up with Kuronue. For every cups Kuronue had, Karasu grabbed two and attempted to swallow them, not realizing that by the time he swallowed, Kuronue was on a third cup.

Kurama was just drinking tea, and lots of it, trying to see if drinking more would encourage them.

This is an invisible line…

One hour and a half later, there was no winner, but four very drunk demons, one toad stuck in a broom closet, and a kitsune hiding under a desk.

“Ku—laaaaaaaaa-mmmmmaaaa! Hee, I said, `llama'…hee hee…” Kuronue giggled. “C' out C' out wheereeeveeeeeeerrr you arreeeeee!”

Karasu hugged Kuronue. “GIMME A HUG! BWAUHAHAHAHA!” He hopped around, giving hugs, while chanting, “I LLLIIIIIIKEE LUUUUUUUCCCYY! DIIIIIDD YOUUU KNOOOOWWW! AND HUGGIES, AND CHOCOLATE, AND BEER! BUT I REAAALLY LIKE KURA-CHAN!”

Yomi proved to be a very quiet drunk. He sat in his seat, but once in a while, he qould slam his head into the desk, then promptly turn scarlet. Like, for instance- THUNK! Finally, last but not least, Hiei.

Hiei was probably the most surprising drunk. He had stolen Kuronue's hat, and was now a stirring rendition of `I'm a Little Teapot' while stomping on the desk above Kurama's head. Kurama shuddered, trying to stabilize the desk.

He had to admit, though, that it was cute to see Hiei singing and Karasu and Kuronue thinking he was a stripper. The two dark, long haired demons kept hooting and jeering towards the pyro. THUNK! Youda sat up in the closet. He opened THE DOOR.

“SHUT THE H-LL UP! GO TO SLEEP!”

Kurama bolted for his room. Well, he would return at a later hour, to show them the pictures he had taken of them, preferably when they sober.

This is an invisible line…

I hate it. But its long…XP

(rolls eyes) S-ure Sorry again for not updating sooner, and forgive the mistakes.

Well here's a teaser:

Kuronue pointed at Hiei in shock. “Y-you mean…you and he…” Hiei nodded. Kuronue wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry.

That's it! Hope you liked this chapter. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERBODY!