Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Kill Your Friends ❯ Kill Your Friends ( Chapter 1 )

He was going to kill his friends.

"ID." The bouncer of the club said gruffly.

Sighing, he showed the bouncer his ID before proceeding inside.

"OK all you Dudes and dudets!" The DJ said in a surfer voice. "Naha! It's open mike night! And you know what that means! Go ahead and sign yourself right up!"

Kurama shook his head.

"OK! Cha! First up is a guy-Cha! Guess he was to embarrassed to put his real name! First up is-and we only have his alias folks! And boy is he cocky!- The Great Sex God Yoko Kurama!"

Kurama shook his head again before heading up the steps to the stage.

"DUDE!" The DJ shouted. "I thought you were a guy!"

"I am," Kurama said exasperated.

"Wait, don't I know you?"

"No, no you don't." Kurama said pointedly.

"Yeah, I think I do. Wait! You go to my school, don't you? Dude! You're that nerd! Shuichi Minamino! Didn't figure you as a `Sex God.'"

"Shut up and give me the mike!" Kurama growled out.

"Jeez, dude! Don't have to bite my head off…must be perpetual PMS."

"SHUT UP AND GIVE ME THE MIKE BEFORE I FEED YOU TO MY PLANTS!"

"…Plants?"

Fed up, Kurama grabbed the mike out of his hands and jabbed the `Play' button for his song.

"Baby, let's get together" He sang, quite nicely.

"Honey hush, me and you
And do the things
Ah, do the things
That we like to do
Oh..."

It took a moment for the crowd to realize what song he was singing, but when they did, they cheered.

"Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight
Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight

"Ba-by
I'll meet you
Same place, same time
Where we get
We get together
And please our mind (?)
Oh...

"Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight
Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight

"Baby... oww...

"Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight
Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight

"Baby...

"Get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down tonight, baby
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo
Get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down tonight, baby
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo

"Now now now...

"Get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down tonight, baby
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo
Get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down tonight, baby
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo
Get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down tonight, baby
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo

"Let's do it right

"Get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down tonight, baby
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo
Get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down tonight, baby
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo"

And then, as promised, he added his own line to the end of the song.

"ALL NIGHT!"

The crowed cheered.

"OK!" The DJ said. "You know the dri-"

"SHUICHI MINAMINO!"

Kurama paled. "M-Mother!"

Mrs. Minamino stormed up to the stage and dragged her son off it.

"Hey, kiddo," Someone said from next to him. He turned his head and saw Shizuru.

"I'm going to kill your brother!" Kurama hissed loudly at her.

"Be my guest," Shizuru said.

"Shuichi, I can't believe you just did that! Do you have no honor?"

"I wasn't about to back down from a dare."

"I mean, really, `Great Sex God?'"

"Hiei's idea," Kurama explained quickly.

"So your pride is more important to you than the honor of this family?"

"Really, where did it come from? Your not that good."

"Shuichi! Out of wedlock!"

"I didn't do anything, Mother!"

"Didn't do anything? I'm hurt!"

"You're not helping!"

"Whoever said I was trying to help?"

"I don't believe this, Shuichi!"

"Good, because its not true!"

"Not true? Don't just sit there and lie to your mother like that!"

"Shizuru, I'm a virgin!"

"In this body, maybe!"

"You're still not helping!"

"That's it young man, when we get home, you're grounded." Mrs. Minamino started pulling him out of the club.

Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei snickered from their place on the curb as Kurama was shoved in the backseat of his mothers car.

He flicked them off and mouthed `Fuck you!', fogging up the window.

His friends laughed harder.

That's it.

He was going to kill his friends.

He was going too make sure they died a slow and painful death.