Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Kira meets Hiei ❯ Chapter three ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Chapter three-

 

"And who are you and why are you staring at us so stupidly?" the short man asked almost smirking. Kira was seduced by his red eyes for the moment but then shook out of it. "No the question is who are you shrimpo?"

The man reached into his cloak threatening to attack with something. Kira smelled the air and gasped . "Hold on. You're a demon?" She turned to the red haired umm person. "And you? Whoa psycout." She grasped her head and noticed the strange look the red head was given her. She sneered, "What cha staring at punk? What are you a girl or a boy? If you're a boy I bet your name is Youko!"

The red head flushed. "My name is Kurama and my other name is Youko." Kira blushed. "Oh, I'm sorry."

Kurama smiled but then cocked his head. "For what?"

"Never mind."

Both groups chuckled except a confused Kurama. The girl with the blue hair stepped forward. "My name is Boton. Hello!!!! The black haired punk is Yusuke. The little man is Hiei."

Hiei glared up to her. "Hn."

Kira memorized the name dearly. But before she got lost in thought another cute demon came up with two others. His red-orange hair surrounded a horn in his forehead and pointed ears. He had a huge smile on his face. "Ai an who are these people?"

Boton turned to the man and then back to the group. "This is Jin and the other is Touya. The mow hawked on e is Chu."

Kira was stared into space for a moment and then jolted back to reality. "Oh um I am Kira, the boy is Arkai or Bob. The Ferret is Reilon, and the pointed eared one is Raven."

Yusuke smiled and stared at the three girls intently. "Hey!"

Kira lifted an eyebrow. "Girls just smile and nod while moving away slowly."

Touya cocked his head as he eyes the ears and tails. He and Jin walked over to Kira and Reilon and started to pull. SLAP!**** They both were on the ground and over them stood a very pissed off Kira and Reilon who stroked their tails. But Reilon quickly helped up Touya and smiled. "Sorry." He grinned back but rubbed his head. "Um yeah."

Raven made her way to Kurama. He looks bright...enough. But he must pass a test. A very complexed test. She edged closer to him. "SOOOOOO Kurama If a plane crashes on the border between Texas and New Mexico... Where do they bury the survivors? If there are three goldfish in a bowl and one drowns, how many are left? And in fall how many leaves fall off of a pine tree?"

Kurama smirks, "Survivors have no need to be buried, fish don't drown, and pine trees

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

don't have leaves."

Raven smiles and talks smart talk with him. (Yahoo smart talk!)

 

They all waited and talked and waited and talked and waited and talked some more... until (Bad a da da) It was their turn. The coaster seated twelve with three seats in a row. In the front Hiei took the liberty of sitting down, and Kira rushed over to join him as she pulled Jin next to her. In the next row Kurama sat down with Raven and Bob. In the next row came Touya, Reilon and Chu, while Yusuke, Boton, and Kuwabara sat in the back. (Sorry guys)

Hiei flinched when the ride started. "What the hell is going on?"

Kira looked at him strangely. "The ride is starting so hold onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!"

She screamed along with the others except for Hiei who tried desperately to get off until finally he slipped out and plummeted not so gracefully to the ground. (He landed on his ass.) Kira didn't even notice she was screaming so loud. Jin's eyes cringed at the noise, "Must you be so loud?" Kira stopped and peered at him. "Umm yeah... YEAHHHHHHHHH."

Once the ride was over Arkai smiled. "Do it again, do it again!"

Everyone got off and Kira looked around. "Umm where did Hiei go?" Everyone looks around until they see a little black blotch in the middle of the pukeing field. (Sorry again Hiei) He sat there with nothing on him in a free pukeing zone but as for the rest of the field... umm well. You get the point. Hiei rose and rubbed his butt. "Damn it stupid machine thing." He snorted and ran across the field kicking up puke. He reached the end and looked at the others. "I will never go on another one of those..."

Kira blurted "That one that one!" Everyone turned to a spinney coaster thingy. Kira grabbed Hiei and Jin and took off. Touya decided to show off. "I'll go! And I won't puke1" Jin turned and yelled, "You remember what happened last time!"

Touya snorted, "Shut up you Irish fool!"

He and Reilon ran after them. Everybody exchanged looks. "Ummm NO!"

 

Hiei yelled at Kira, "Where the hell are you taking me?"

Kira smiled, "To the spinney thingy."

"Well I don't want to. I expect it to be quite well unexpected like."

"But doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?"

"What? You idiot!"

"Hey I'm no idiot!"

"Yes you are. You bashed into us in the first place... Hn make it idiot proof and they will

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

make a better idiot."

Jin out of nowhere, "Ya know I finally figured out who let the dogs out... and no body seems to care anymore."

Kira stopped. "Umm Jin, I smell something burning have you been thinking?"

"Shut up"

"Down with negativity!"

"Spooter."

"Spot you."

Hiei yelled, "Well fuck you both so shut it!"

Kira and Jin stopped and kept quiet until Kira smiled. "Don't worry Hiei, It's al good."

Jin nodded. "Yes Tis all good. "Hiei sneered, "The next person to say it's all good gets their throat slit." He grasped his sword angrily.

Kira and Jin quickly stood straight and Kira muttered sarcastically "Yes o commander oompha Loopa."

"What was that?"

"I said yes sir!" she quickly saluted the small man who came up to her forehead.

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Kata- Yes I know that I am short. But I am taller than Hiei and Genkai

 

Kras- By the way where is the old Hag?

 

Kata- Behind you

 

Kras- Shit!

 

*****CRASH BANG POW SLICE N DICE******

 

Kras- @-@ OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

Kata- Yes well anywho The next chapter will be fun... I think. Well I umm

 

Kras- She hasn't decided who gets sick

 

Kata *Tear*- It's either Touya or Hiei

 

Kras- Maybe both you moron

 

Kata- Shut up.

 

Kras- In the next episode there well be something involving a Cat and a box of hammers

 

Kata- Be quiet this is my story. Keep it up and I will kill you

 

Kras- >_< I'm sure your quite charming over the internet