Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Koenma's revenge ❯ Bright red ( Chapter 4 )

Jade: well I won't say much except supercalafragicexpialladocous!

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With the audience at Koenma's office

Hey I wonder what Kurama is up too said George who got a smelly gym sock that sadly belonged to Yusuke

Koenma: hey let's check up on Kurama!

Everyone: yay

With Kurama

All you see is Kurama, Mr. Calm and cool, in a little shaking pile sucking his thumb for dear life

Hey I wonder what happened REWIND!!!

Kurama had just walked through a door and was in dundundun the science club immediately he was corned and was being asked a million questions and then it happened a teacher screamed stop!!

He can't be in the science club!

Why!!???

Yeah why??? I mean why can I not said Kurama

Because have received Fs a bizillion…

Kurama NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO huuh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo then he fell and said

Ow my head and lungs and a lot of other places at least it was only a b b bizillion

Teacher dude: actually you didn't let me finish

Kurama huh

Td: you really got a bizillion.5 F's

Kurama starts crying and all the girls in the school come running and beating up the teacher then Kurama disappears and reappears in his closet where the group currently sees him in

Group wow so that's what happened

Keiko: ha I knew I was smarter them the snooty.. Little… tall… jerk… yeah

Koenma: actually Keiko this is only his worst nightmare that's where all of them are in a place where you can only leave once you've defeated your worst nightmare or reached the max amount they can be scared but if you don't have a worst nightmare then it annoys you to death!!

Keiko in a little ball feeling stupid and bawling.

Shizeru: let's go back to my baby bro

All: sure!!

With Kuwabara

Ahh ahhh ahhh stop it please

Giant Hiei clone things are eating lunch which in Kuwabara's worst nightmare is KITTENS!!!

Then they ran out of kittens and Kuwabara was squeaking and crying and then since no kittens were left one hungry big/little Hiei picked him up and started to drool then spit him out.

Unfortunately for those watching Kuwabara just reached his max and when he was spit out a slobbery Kuwabara flew out at the audience and landed on just about everyone but Jade and Yukina because Yukina used George as a shield and Jade used Koenma

Kuwabara's nightmare faded off the screen but was indeed recorded on a tape for later.

Kuwabara: hey what happened?

Jade: you were just ea…peh meudjd edj

Koenma: what she means is you just had a nightmare that's all!!

Kuwabara: okay. Hey what are you guys watching?

Koenma: *takes a deep breathe* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhowe

Jade: you deserved that anyway we're just watching everyone's nightmares but then you got to weak to finish and were taken out. *cough weakling cough*

Kuwabara: what why you..

Jade: shut up we're watchin Yusuke now

Kuwabara: Urameshi alright what I miss.

Jade: a lot

Kuwabara: really??!!?? What happened

Jaded: Yusuke was at a bar with a lot of beautiful "women" * insert finger thing* and found out he was really at a gay bar and now is to drunk to tell and now is in his own sick little heaven!

Kuwabara: makes sense!

Jade: why don't we see what's going on with Kurama first!

All: sure!

Jade: yay I rule you all!

All: *sweat drop*

With Kurama!

Girl: oh Kurama don't worry we'll make all better! Mhehe

Kurama: *with a clueless look on his face*

Then suddenly all the girls start stripping slowly

Kurama: * all red in the face with a horrified face* no stop what are you doing!

In Kurama's head "no what the hell is wrong with you noooo don't leave where are you going" said Youko.

Kurama is now in Koenma's office with a really red face and it's not from embarrassment.

Koenma: hehe Kurama how are you? Umm I… can explain…

Kurama: don't bother I figured it all out!

By now Koenma's office had a buffet tabkle punch and for some odd reason a DJ was there too!

Kurama: You guys are throwing me a birthday party aren't you but it's not my birthday! Kurama said happily and confused.

Koenma : you got us right guys

All: yup!

Jade: okay let's watch Hiei now we haven't checked on him at all!

Kurama: checked on Hiei? Wait a sec you guys were using a nightmare thing aren't you!

Koenma: we're sorry but …

Kurama: forget it I want to see Hiei was nightmare… what ever will annoy him!

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Ja de: well now I know people want to know what happens to Yusuke and Hiei! R+R