Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Kuwabara's Advice Column ❯ Kuwa's First Article ( Chapter 1 )

C.B: Heh heh. Ok, this is a spin off of Hiei Advice column written by HieiFlyingShadow. Taking Hiei's advice, I have decided on asking Kuwa some questions…Here they are! (The ones with actuall P/N's are real people. O_O)

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Yu Hakusho…and that's probably a good thing.

Dear baka Kuwabara,

Who is smarter you or your sock?

Hiei-chan

Dear Hiei-chan,

Uhhhhhhh, lemme think. (goes to sock) Are you smarter then me?

Sock: …

Ok, take your time. This might take a while! I'll write you back when I get the answer!

Sincerely,

The "Great" Kazuma Kuwabara

P.S: I AM NOT A BAKA!!!

Dear Kazuma-kun,

I realize that your intellect is of a diminutive magnitude. So I have decided to inquire this question to you. Does your education level surpass that of a three year old?

Honestly,

A Random Smart Person on the Street

Dear Random Smart Person,

So many big words! It's not my fault I suffer from a phobia of really big words! (Gets dictionary and passes out trying to find the "big words.")

Random 3 year old: I do say, you are pathetic.

(Three year old just so happens to be Stewart from Family Guy)

Sincerely,

The confused Kazuma Kuwabara

YO WAZZUP MA HOMIE G!!!

I was like chillin' yo and dis guy comes up ta me ands all like " Dude ya on ma turf" and I'm like "No it's not" So I shoot da huy and he's like… "Ahh! I'm diying," then da cops came and I'm on da run.

What do I do.

Sincerely,

A Random Gangster who is on the run.

Dear Random Gangster,

AHHHH! DON'T ASK ME SUCH QUESTIONS!!!! I'M TOO FRAGILE (C.B in background: coughstupidcough) TO ANSWER THAT!!!!

Sincerely,

A freaked out Kuwabara

C.B: Hope you liked this chappie!

Kuwabara: Read and Review! (goes back to sock.) Ok, are you smarter then me or not.

Sock:…

Stewart: Neanderthal...