Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Kuwabara's Day #1 ❯ Jokes 4 ( Chapter 3 )

******************** At doctor's office**************

 

Kuwabara: Guys, for the bizzilionth time, I are not sick!!!

 

Kurama: Kuwabara, its: I am not sick. And bizzilionth isn't a number.

 

Kuwabara: *mutters* Mr. Perfect.

 

Kurama: *vain* What was that?!

 

Kuwabara: Nuthin. *mutters* Girly man.

 

Kurama: *more vains* Grrrrrrrrrr!

 

Kuwabara: *laughs softly* This is kinda fun. *turns away from Kurama and mutters* Momma's boy.

 

Kurama: *even more vains* I'm gonna……….*doctors walks in*

 

Doctor: So, Kuwabara, that's your name, right?

 

Kuwabara: Actually, that's my last name, but you can call me that. *mutters* Kurama used improper English. It's going, not gonna. *chuckles*

 

Kurama is just about to punch Kuwabara, but can't since the doctor is in the room.

 

Kurama: *mutters* Shut up.

 

Doctor: How about I call you, sonny?

 

Kuwabara: Huh?

 

Doctor: Alright now sonny, you just tell me what's wrong.

 

Kuwabara: Well, let's see……*thinks* oh yes I have this slight headache. Do you have any medicine for it.

 

Doctor: Sure, why do you got a headache, sonny?

 

Kuwabara: Ummm, because I …….. *shrugs* I just do, but when you asked my why I think you mean how? Right?

 

Doctor: *sits down* Yah, that's what I meant.

 

Kuwabara: I got me headache from a bit of yelling me friends did. *smirks and looks at Kurama*

 

Kurama: It's not Me!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! It's My!!!!! Danmit, danmit, danmit!!! *pulls on hair*

 

Everyone but Kurama: *sweatdrops*

 

Yuske: Okay, I think our friend here had a little too much sugar today. I'll take him out side.

 

Both walk outside, and Kuwabara, Hiei, and Doctor hear random yelling from Kurama.

 

Kuwabara: How much for that medicine, doc?

 

Doctor: 10 bucks, and don't call me doc, sonny.

 

Kuwabara: *sweatdrops*

 

Hiei: Pay the man so we can leave. *mutters* I want to continue raiding your fridge.

 

Kuwabara: Just make sure there's somethin left for me and my sis' for breakfast tomorrow.

 

Hiei: Hnn. Baka.

 

Kuwabara pays the doctor and the gang goes back to his house. Kurama is still mad.

 

 

Kuwabara: Kurama, I said I was sorry a hundred times already.

 

Hiei: Hundred and one.

 

Yuske: I thought we counted 99?

 

Hiei: *sweatsdrops*

 

Kurama: Hnn. Baka.

 

Kuwabara: Just what I need, another Hiei.

 

Hiei: *vain*

 

Kuwabara: What do I have to do so you'll forgive me?

 

Kurama: *being sarcastic* Hang from your toes.

 

Kuwabara: Alright.

Gets a long, thick piece of string and ties it to his toes. Ties himself upside down and hangs for door.

 

Kuwabara: For how long?

 

Kurama and Yuske: Get down from there!!!

 

Hiei: *smirks and chuckles*

 

Kuwabara gets down and laughs at their expressions.

 

Kuwabara: What?! I've had a lot of free time recently. I guys got to do something when he's bored. *smiles*

 

Guys look guilty.

 

Yuske: Kuwabara, we've got something to tell you. *sighs* We haven't been taking you on are resent missions. We weren't really busy those days we were gone. It's just Koenma said you are too weak for these missions; and if we took you we would be putting your life on the line. *bites lip*

 

Kuwabara: It's alright. I already knew you guys were leaving me behind. I know you guys, except for Hiei, would do what's best for the team; so it's okay.

 

Yuske: So you knew all this time!!!

 

Kurama: And didn't get mad!!!????

 

Kuwabara: Yup. But, I got news of my own. I've been training myself and I'm getting stronger. But I still won't go with you guys. Hey, someone's got to make sure our turf doesn't get taken over by some low rank punks. *smiles and laughs*

 

Yuske, Hiei, and Kurama: Good.

 

Hiei: That's the main reason we came here, since they felt guilty about not telling you *points to Yuske and Kurama* *mutters* …and for free food.

 

Kuwabara: Alright, and thanks. Really I don't mind. I've had a lot more free time; and spending more time with my other friends.

 

Hiei: You have other friends?

 

Kuwabara: Yup, sure do. What?! You thought I didn't have friends till you showed up?

I've got three others; we've been buddies since Kindergarten. They have been wondering were I've been for awhile. I'll visit them tomorrow. Since you guys will probably have another mission.

 

Yuske: Are you sure your okay with this?

 

Kuwabara: Why wouldn't I be?

 

Kurama: It might make you feel left out; we don't want to hurt you.

 

Kuwabara: Nah, besides I'm going to a …….

 

Hiei: What?

 

Kuwabara: ROCK CONCERT!!!!

 

Everyone but Kuwabara: *anime fall*

 

End of Chapter

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