Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Lads turned into Lasses ❯ Let the Insanity Begin! ( Chapter 3 )

PART III: Let the Insanity Begin!!!

Freaky Narrator Dude: Welcome back as you remember Yusuke was turned into a girl…

Yusuke runs to his house.

Yusuke: I can't believe she did that!

Some street kids: Hey foxy mama!

Yusuke: (thinks) Ew!!!!! This is disturbing. Okay, what can I do?

Street kids close around him.

Yusuke: *smiles* Hey!

The street kids stop.

Yusuke: *flashes her eyelashes* Go gentle now.

Street kids: *drool* O…okay.

Yusuke: Good. *slaps them until their face is beet red* *runs away*

Yusuke: Ha ha! Suckers! *bumps into Tusuami*

Tusuami: AHH!

Yusuke: Ow!

Tusuami: *comes back to her senses* I'm sorry. Did I hurt you?

Yusuke: Don't you notice me?

Tusuami: Well your clothes look familiar. Kinda like Yusuke. But you couldn't because you're a girl and Yusuke's a boy and you're a girl so….

Yusuke: *brings Tusuami ear close so he can whisper* I am Yusuke!

Tusuami: Oroooooo!?!

Yusuke: *straightens up* Where did that came from?

Tusuami: I watch R Kenshin!!

Yusuke: Oh Lord!

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Freaky Narrator Dude: At Yusuke's house.

Tusuami: First you need a whole new outfit!

Yusuke: If you dress me up in a skirt or a dress I'll kill you!!

Tusuami: I wouldn't do that to you! Now let's see… Ah I think I have something in my backpack just right for you!

Tusuami digs through her backpack and falls into it?

Tusuami: AHHHHHHHH! *lands on the bottom* OW!

Yusuke: Should I even ask?

Tusuami: Heh, Heh! My backpack is enchanted. It's like Kurama's hair; it can hold lots of things!

Yusuke walks to the backpack and stares into a dark hole.

Yusuke: Should I come down there?

Tusuami: No! No! I got it under control! Now where is that closet?! *pulls a tour book of the backpack out of a book shelf and the book shelf starts and avalanche* OROOOOOOOOO!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVE!!!

Yusuke: *hears rumbling and Tusuami*O.O Are you sure you don't need my help?!

Tusuami: *comes back with a girl fighting outfit* *sighs* No, I'm fine. *falls to the floor*

Yusuke: *picks up the outfit* This is okay I guess. *shoves Tusuami out of the room*

Tusuami: Humph! Men!

Yusuke comes out with it on.

Tusuami: Not to shabby.

Yusuke: Okay. Can you change me back now!?!

Tusuami: Say the magic word…

Yusuke: Pleeeeese?

Tusuami: That's not the magic word! It was galosh!

Yusuke: Can we get on with the process now!

Tusuami: No worries. I just need so help from Hiei, Kurama, and Kwabara.

Yusuke: Them! But I don't want them to know about this!

Tusuami: Fine! I'll just make them get ingredients.

Tusuami reaches into her backpack and picks up a book.

Tusuami: Ten Ways to Eat Eggs?

Yusuke: Save me!

Tusuami: *tries again* I Love Veggies, You Should Too! ?

Yusuke: Does this thing make me look fat?

Tusuami: O.o No. *tries again…* I Luv You! You Luv Me!

Yusuke: Where did you get these?

Tusuami: I didn't get this!!!

Yusuke: Then who did?

Tusuami: *Thinks* I have no idea.

Yusuke: Well it has to be someone!

Time freezes except for the exceptions.

Author: You annoy me with your stupid questions. I did!

Yusuke: Why in h*** did you get those?

Author: To make it more interesting!

Freaky Narrator Dude: Come on don't fight now!! We have to finish this today!

Yusuke: How do you always come here at the right time and stuff?

Author: Freaky Narrator Dude is my helper. I created it!

Yusuke: Is it a boy or a girl?

Author: Undecided… I guess I'll take a vote form people who read this.

Yusuke: Oh, My, God.

Time resumes… again.

Tusuami: *after 100 tries* Ahhaahhaahhaahha!!

Yusuke: Do you got it!?!

Tusuami: No! I found my sword!

Yusuke: Argggh!!

Tusuami: *digs through it again* Yes! The Book of Enchanted Beings Spells and Curses Book #3 Volume #9! Yeah!!

Yusuke: Finally! I need to go to the bathroom soon!

Tusuami: O.o Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay? Come we have to hurry!!!!!!

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Hiei: So why do we have to find… pantyhose?

Kurama: Because Yusuke and Tusuami said to and I don't want to get on Tusuami bad side.

Kwabara: I thought you were?

Kurama: Come on they said to hurry!

Hiei: So what else do we have to get?

Kurama: Toothpaste, dirty socks, marshmallows, pillows, sushi, liquid nitrogen, Makai heart eating seeds, maple syrup, broccoli ice cream, red ink, and sunny side up eggs!

Kwabara: And why do we have to get these, um, things?

Hiei: Because Tusuami wants us to be humiliated in front of everyone. Now that I think of it, why am I here? *starts to leave*

Kurama: *grabs his cloak* Hiei you are not leaving!!!!

Kwabara: Yea shrimp! What are you scared?! *pretends to be a chicken* Bhwook Bhwook!!

Hiei: *smirks* I guess you are as dumb as a chicken, even I didn't think you idiots could go that low.

Kwabara: Wait! I didn't mean that!!

Kurama: *shakes his head and walks away* I have to find these, right now!

Freaky Narrator Dude: Ohhhhhhhhh! Kurama is Buuuuuuuusted!!

Kurama: *stops and looks at Freaky Narrator Dude with, um, an unpleasant, expression*

What, did you say!

Freaky Narrator Dude: Tusuami and Kurama sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! First comes love, then come marriea…

Kurama: *Makes a cold expression* We will not ever do that!

Freaky Narrator Dude: Uh huh. *pauses* Then comes marriage! Then comes the baby in the baby carriage!!!

Kurama: Why do I even try? *walks into a store*

Hiei and Kwabara: What for me!