Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Learning Christmas ❯ Chapter 5

X-Mas song 3

Genkai got run over by a reindeer

Walking to her temple Christmas Eve.

Some people say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me and my friends we believe.

She'd been drinking too much sake

And we begged her not to go.

But she forgot her medication

And she staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning

At the scene of the attack

She had hoof prints on her forehead

And incriminating Claus marks on her back.

Now we're all so proud of Kuwabara

He's been taking it so well

See him watching football.

And drinking root beer and

Playing cards with Hiei.

It's not Christmas with out Genkai

All the gang is dressed in black.

And we just can't help but wonder:

Should we open her gifts,

Or send them back.

Now the goose is on the table

And the pudding made of fig

And the white and pink candles

That would have matched

The hair in Genkai's wig.

I've warned all my

Friends and neighbors

Better watch out for yourselves.

They should never give a license

To a man who drives a sleigh

And plays with elves.