Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Leocan's interview ❯ interview 2two ( Chapter 2 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Hello Welcome Back to leocan's Interview where your Question will be answer .

now welcome your bad ass host Leocannn!!!

fans: yeahhhhhhh !!!!!

Leocan : Hello everyone my name is Leocan and today we are going to have Yusuke ,Kuwabara & Boton
Let'ss bring them outttt!!!

Fan girl 1: Oh my god look at Kawabara big ass head !?

Fan Boy 1: Not only that the fucker is competely stupid.

Fan boy2: I think his ass is sexy and smart .

Fan Boy 1: Hell don't come any closer . I have a cross ( hands in the sign of a cross)

Leocan: welcome welcome how are you all ?

Yusuke: Doing great kiss and hugs to you too .yada ya just get to the Questions

Boton: Yusuke she was nice enough to interview us when she could be interviewing people who are on air be nice to her you Jerkface !!!!

Leocan: Or we could ALWAYS go one on one to see who the best Asshole ? ( jumping up and down while swinging her fist)

Kuwabara : She pretty wanna go out ?

Leocan : Pass but you and Yusuke can answer my question ....Do you like Boton ?

Kuwabara : No it never came across my mind to like her.

Boton: Oh really . I didn't know you had a brain and if I do recall a certain someone had crush on me in the begining ?!?

Fans" ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Yusuke: Yeah I like that ass alot !! ( smiles)

Boton: I am not a donkey stupid!! I am a woman with pretty blue eyes and pink shiny eyes !!!

Yusuke: Are you sure ?! I could of sworn your hsir and eyes were fake just like you . ( Yusuke starts laughing)

Leocan : while that was good was a good way to impress a woman . Your sure to win her heart dumb ass .... NOT!!!!!

Kuwabara: hey Yusuke you have a woman . Kieko ....So be a man and respect the honor code becaues boton will have me only . SUCKER !!!

Yusuke: you aren't even sure you are a man .

Kuwabara: I know I am a man because i have something.

Yusuke : Yeah something small short and scary .
Kuwabara: yeah well I don't have ....ah ah hair !!

Yusuke: yeah cause thiers nothig there>

Leocan : ok people this stupid so I am moving on .

Kuwabara: I like her .

YUsuke : no I like her .

Kuwabara : your ugly and......( interruption)

Leocan : dumb ass's I would like Boton to speak more . Not you two ahhhhh!!!!! Boton do you like either one of these geeks ?

Boton: Look I don't like either of them . I like ummm Hiei (smiles) OH my I just said that out loud and I'm still talking .

Yusuke/Kuwabara: Hiei!!!!

Yusuke: short stuff Hiei ..

Kuwabara : you mean the half short not so tall boy ? Your cary !!

Leocan: You really like Hiei ?!? But I thought you like'd Kurama?

Boton: I did but we broke up of course.

Leocan: Oh well just life moves ......(interruption)

Kieko: YUSUKEEE!!!! How could you like HERR OF ALL THE OTHER HOES . I've known you more than this blue hair ,pink eye'd bitch you you you , I don't know what you are ask me later on you jerk.

Leocan : Seem's were heatin up boyfriend vs girlfriend . Who will win .

Fans 1: Yusuke fool

fan 2: Kieko stupid .

Yusuke: Baby listen ..... I was....just playing ....yeah playing . I don't like her I love you boo.

Keiko: you filthy bastard !!!! You like her and the bitch ain't gonna have you .

Keiko push Boton on the floor and continuesly punch Boton in the face .

Kuwabara grabs Kieko by the hair and throws her to the side next to Leocan .

Leocan : you...laugh ....ok ......laugh

Keiko: Just heartbroken

Yusuke: Kuwabara you made her cry .

Kuwabara : No you did Loser ( looks sad) You alright Boton ?

Boton: My hero

Botons face is bloody

Kuwabara: That right cause I'm Kuwabara and I have a sword !!!

Leocan: Hey here a question . Why are you so stupid Kuwabara ?

Kuwabara: I am not stupid nor simple minded . I'm Kuwabara and I have a sword .

Leocan:(sweatdrops) You didn't answer my question stupid.

Yusuke: Oh Kuwabara !!!I'm Yusuke and I have a spirit gun say bye bye Kuwabara ..Spirit Gun!!!!

Kuwabara: UNCLE!!!AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

The room becomes blue with Yusuke spirit energy thanks to his gun.

Leocan: I think Kuwabara is dead and plus that he gave me an stupid answer meaning he's truely stupid .

Boton/Keiko: Yusuke how could you kill your team mate ?!?

Yusuke : Like this SPIRIR GUN ?????

Leocan: AHHH their dead everyone is dead except for again...me

Yusuke : Your going to bring Kurama & Hiei and now !!

Leocan: Sure son boy but we have to do that next time dumb ass.....