Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Lets Talk ❯ Chapter 1

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Note: this is a story of complete innocence minus a lot of sexual questions, please take no offense to any thing typed on this page.

Disclaimer: there will be a lot of OCC ness in this specific chapter, and I own no part of yu yu hakusho

Sex Talks: Chelly and Chrissahstyle!

Here we go team!!! We're ready to start our entertainment today! We will be digging through personal lives relationships and HABITS! This will strictly be a Q & A story, reviewers please submit any questions for yourselves to spice things up!!!!!

First round: Yusuke URAMESHI!! Wait….(ura-messy) pussy ..haha..

Chelly-Question 1: How is your sex life with your life partner and do you use any specific toys rather then your spirit cuffs if you know what I mean?

Yusuke: Well….I've not found a partner, keiko was sucky at that party 2 months ago personally she's a bad screw.. her tits are a bit ….err….small…. to tell the truth I think I have fallen into deep erotic passion for kurama. I've never used the spirit cuffs outside of the ring, toguro didn't like bondage. *cough*

Chrissah-Question 2: Ok… since you've already considered being gay with our foxy kurama, I must ask, have you been practicing with any others to amount to the experience that kurama has, such as involving small mammals perhaps?

Yusuke: Well I do admit that my line of work involves lots of demons and theirs one in particular that has been showing up a lot at my door step. Its been worrying me quite a bit for he's been stalking me everywhere whistling nastly little nipple twisters. His name is George, yes but I call him Ogre as my sex slave! I will one day amount to capture kurama!!!

Second round HIEI!

Chelly-Question1: I wonder since your very uptight and like it the hard way, have you ever considered takingit up the hard ass way with your buddy whose always around : kurama?

Human it is of no concern of yours what my interest in taking someone in that manner is. Are you so blind that you do not see my interest in Botan? She has the most vilupuous rounded breasts, and her silky well trimmed blue pubs

Chrissah-Qquestion2: As every one already knows you posses a fake jagan eye that can trace and see all, have you ever used it to see naked woman or more juicier, men?

I should rip your pubs out for saying such a vial thing like that. Of course I use my eye for the good of all, but to answer more of a way you would like to hear, I see straight through clothing and let me tell you Kurama has the hook up and let me tap that ass! Also if you really want to know I went to a club with one of your reporters( man) and ended up doing ecstasy with him in the bathroom all night.

Round 3: kurama

Chelly-Question1-Before we sat down for this interview I polled different people on what they think of you and the outcome was that they thought you were a transsexual doing it with your mother who you impregnated with yourself. Now did she have red pubs too like yourself? I know from experience with you that their red!

Actually in going in for surgery next month for that ^^ , as for my human mother she died giving birth to my daughter red fox, but she's so cute I say it was worth it. Let me just say I can tap it pretty good and that she wasn't complaining when I whipped my mojo out. And if you want to know how I keep my beautiful hair and pubs this gorgeous color call me later honey.

Chrissah-Question2: Kurama we all knowthat your trade mark move is the rose whip, it looks very painful, but it's so pretty, I was wondering do you use those sort of tools while your masterbating or having sexual intercourse with another? And doesn't your hair get in the way, and if you'rehaving surgery to become a woman does that mean you will officially become gay?

Well rather then pulling my rose whip out from behind my hair I pull it out of my ass and rap it around my genitals and give a rather naughty scream out of joy and pain. And to tell you the truth when I'm having intercourse I put my hair up in cum gel which works quite well by the way. My doctor tells me that I will officially become a woman so I pray it'll work out and for being gay when haven't I been a flamer?

Round 4: Kuwabara

Chelly-Question1: I heard from a anonymous viewer of your show that during breaks you were, well, using a dildo trying to fit it in the little hole up top of your anus crack where they found genital warts, while ejaculating into a sock. Is that true and why would you be doing that?

*blush* I had no idea any one found out about that…Well….errr…you know an actor has to um….. stretch… before a show as for the genital warts the doctor says they'll be gone in about a week or so, hey alcohol was involved in that one,I told urameshi to stay away from me, but he's to manly to resist. Course not as manly as me I was the one who dominated the positions not him! We use the dildo a lot too but only when we invite others over, that's why urameshi has crabs.

Chrissah-Qquestion2: Every one who watches the show can evenly agree that you're the under miner for all the other, like the cut comics, like krillan in dragon ball z, how do you feel being the lowest and most unappreciative character, does that slim your chances with yukina, or is she still a virgin?

Well I do admit that every once in awhile I get urges to just be like hey guys I'm a person to and I have feelings. I want to be cool and fit in and have oral sex and do raves with them. Just be one of the guys you know! And it still baffles me that the girl I'm in love with is Hiei's sister and I only found that out while having a threesome with them which was the best experience of my life! WOOT WOOT! HONK HONK! We made oragomies after wards too!

Roun5 Chu

Chelly-question1: I heard you wanted to spank that sexy kitty judge at the dark tournament. Did you guys ever hook up and was she everything you ever wanted during sexual rage?

Well to tell you mugs the truth, we did dance to the naughty and when the stadium was collapsin' that hot fish girl and that foxy announcer joined me for a quickey in the hall way, it was all rip and snort , it was the best drunken screw I ever had.

Chrissah-question2: When men talk about size, I;m sure you dominate the conversation being the pensive person that you are, How exactly would you respond to a male offering you oral sex, would you accept or would you brag about how big you are and skull fuck him to death, or reveal that you're actual size is that of a shrivled up banana.

To this day I still regret to say that my winky is a little bit slinky because them old chaps told me steroids were penis enlargements . Not until later did I find out that were my enemy's parents that just wanted to touch my little danger zones. And I would down right naughty slap spanky wanky any hot sizziling horny male who wants to give oral to this big Austrialian leopard lover.

Well that's it. Send in questions of your own, and if you want other cast members questioned just send in a review with your request! Till next time sayonara bye bye.