Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Mission: Stupidity ❯ Club Squeegee ( Chapter 2 )

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Disclaimer drama- Me- I'm listening Mr. Puppet! *get's closer*

Mr. Puppet- *Trying to recover from getting hit again* I……

Me- Yes?

Mr. Puppet- I……am…so mean to you be…cause…..I…….LOVE YOU!

Me- …….

*soap opera music goes on*

Mr. Puppet- YOU DON'T LOVE ME DO YOU?!?!?

Me- No! No, it's not that! Well, maybe that's most of it…..

Mr. Puppet- *Sighs and looks sad*

Me- Wait! It's not that I'm not attracted to you!!

Mr. Puppet- *Looks hopeful* Re-really?

Me- Suuuure! You are one sexeh puppet.

Mr. Puppet- So then….will you marry me?

Me-Uh……

To be continued!!!
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Chapter 2- Club Sqeegee!

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It wasn't long until Yusuke's pant's started to ring, causing him to jump about 50 feet in the air and scream like a distressed puffin.

”YAAAIIIIKIIKIIYAII!!!!! WHY ARE MY PANTS RINGING?!?!”

”Uh, Yusuke, I believe that would be your communicator.” Kurama told him.

Kuwabara started laughing. “HAHAHA! URAMESHI SCREAMS LIKE A PANSY!!!”

”SHUT UP KUWABARA BEFORE I TELL EVERYONE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE AROUND GOLDFISH TOO LONG!!” Yusuke shouted back. Kuwabara's face turned all red and he shut up. Yusuke hastily tore out the communicator from his pocket and flipped it open. He wasn't exactly ready for what he saw.

“Bo….tan….?” The ferry girl's blue hair was a mess and her nose was all red, along with her face. She snorted and laughed like a moron.

“Hily-ho there um, uh…….whas waz yer n-name `gen?” She slurred. Botan then turned her head so the side of it was to Yusuke. “Hey there……” She seemed to fall asleep for a second or two when she woke back up. “Oh! Hey um, Kokoenmak? Whas dis guy's over here's name?”

”Thas Uuuuusuke-wait! Yuken-no! Aw yea, he name Boopy.” Koenma's voice was kinda garbled as well. “Bootytan, tell him where tha cloob is be!” Botan giggled. Now Koenma was laughing too, but trying to keep quiet. Botan whipped her head back to face Yusuke.

“Okeeday. Boopy. The fun placey place you wants ta goo to issa……cwlub squeegee!”

”Sqee….gee…..?” Yusuke repeated confuzzledly. Suddenly, Botan gasped.

“Who said that?!”

”That was me.” Answered Yusuke.

“Hey!” She put her face real close to the screen. “I can see you in there!” She smiled oddly and began kissing and tapping the screen. “Hiiiii yooooou!” She squeaked.

Yusuke looked at the others, and then back at her. “Uh, Botan…..I think you're a little-“

”Whazzaaaaat?! I is not…….” *snore* She woke up again. “Not! Not, drrrrrruuuunkah!” She protested. “Exacuse a me fer jusa sec.” The sounds of a bottle being opened and her chuggling the beer down could be heard along with Koenma still giggling and burping. “Aaahhhh……..Yummy nummy…….”

“Yeah, uh, Botan, I'm just gonna go now `k? Don't sleep with Koenma in all your drunkness.” He hung up and put the device back in his pocket.

“I hope she heard that last part……” Hiei said.

“Me too. So three eyes, think ya can get where that club is?” Yusuke asked slapping Hiei on the back.

“Yeah, I can do that.”

”Great!”

”Yusuke?”
”Yeah what?”

”You ever call me that or touch me again, I'll castrate you.” He warned. Yusuke backed off holding up two hands. Hiei took off the bandana and scanned the area. “This way.” He pointed straight ahead. “We just have to keep going ahead.” The others nodded and began walking.

“Good job three-er, threhiei, I MEAN HIEI!” He shouted when the spikey one glared daggers at him.

“Just keep walking detective.” He sighed.

“I meant Hiei.” Yusuke said quietly. Kurama signaled for him to drop it.

Finally, they all got there. The club had large black tinted windows and the door was made of black tinted glass as well. Kurama opened up the door and held it open for his friends. Kuwabara was the last one in and kept on slamming into the door.

“Hey genius, your gonna break it!” Yusuke hissed. Kuwabara rubbed his head, even though he banged his ribs on the door, and walked in. Kurama rolled his eyes at his back and went in too.

It was still the middle of the day, so nobody except people who worked there was in. They were fixing up the decorations and checking out the sound systems for when it opened up tonight. It turned out to be a bigger club than Yusuke imagined. There were two bars on either side of the room, and speakers so big you wouldn't believe! Not to mention a stage for live entertainment, Yusuke and Kuwabara grinned like a couple of pervs. There was a rail along a walkway that leads to an enormous dance floor. The decorations were cool too. There was a large disco ball that was shaped like the sun and moon, and then hanging all over the ceiling were these gold and silver star cut-outs, ranging in size. Just then, a man in a black suit and dark sunglasses walked over to them.

“Yo.” He said. His slick black hair was pulled back into a ponytail. “What is it Takkun can be doing for you?”

”Well, I'd like to work here. Ya know, earn some extra money and all that.” Yusuke explained.

“Good, good. That's very good.” He spoke with a fake Italian gangster accent. (A/N- like on the simpsons, Tony the leader of the mafia) “Who's you people?” He asked looking behind Yusuke.

“Oh, these are my friends Kurama, Hiei and Kuwabara. They wanna work here too.”

”Very good……very good indeed.” He said kind of to himself.

”When can we start?” Asked Kuwabara.

“Taday. The name's Takkun Shimo.”

“Okay Takkun-“

”Mr. Shimo. You work for me now, so it's Mr. Shimo.” He corrected. Then he looked at his shiny silver watch. Its 4:30 now, the bar opens at 5:30, and the club part opens at 7:00. Yous got a while, so Ima introduce yous to the place. Follow me.” He lead them to the stage, and then pointed to them. “We're runnin real low on performers. That's where yous all come in.” All the guys paled.

”L-live…..ENTERTAINMENT?!?! US?!!?!?!?!” Shouted Yusuke. Kuwabara looked pretty happy though. He flipped his tube like hair, and smiled largely.

“I have a great stage presence Mr. Shimo, you made the right choice putting me up there!”

“Uh….sure….” Takkun said backing away from Kuwabara. “You got a while now. Go tru that there door, it'll lead yous to a dressing room. Yous'll find some costumes there. When yous finish changing, come and find me.” He finished walking away to go and hang up some more stars.

“That is one messed up freak….” Yusuke commented. I hope my mom doesn't come here and see me dancing like a fool.”

”Yusuke, there is probably no need for worrying.” Said Kurama putting a hand on his shoulder.

“Why is that?” Yusuke snapped.

“Think of the club name. Club Squeeqee? I mean, who would ever go to a club with that name?” He stated in his usual calm tone.

“Kurama has a point.” Said Hiei. “Let's go and get it done with.” Then, they went through the door and to the dressing room.

“Here it is I guess….” Said Yusuke. “ Wait.” He noticed they were short one person. “KUWABARA!!!!”

They rushed back through the door to find him on the stage dancing and singing.

“AND ALL THAT JAAAZZ!!”

“OI KUWABAKA!!” Yusuke yelled at him.

“What?” He looked around and found his friends. “Oh, hi guys.” When no one said anything, he looked down to see his hand was still on his crotch in a Michael Jackson pose. He took it off quickly. “I was just practicing meh moves…..ya know….” He received odd looks from his friends, and jumped off the stage grunting. Then, back through the door they went to the dressing room.

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There ya have it! Sorry it took so long to update, my little sister had to type up a science report. I had no usage on the computer!! Oh, THANK YOU SAKURA-CHAN90 AND KURAMAS GURL!!! My two first reviewers!! *Huggles them and throws them plushies* I'll try to update the third chappy sooner, since she's done with her project. THANKS!!!