Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Momentary Insanity ❯ SMOD Attacks ( Chapter 1 )

Okay, yeah. Don't ask. I had about 45 minutes of free time, and somehow managed to get hyper. And yeah…this came out. This has happened at various stages of time, but not all at one time, which my friends are thankful for. So, prepare for insanity.

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**Opens on an empty warehouse somewhere from chapter 3 or 4 of CoT. A fire portal shows, and in flies a girl with white wings and shoulder length red-gold hair dressed in an anime shirt and flair jeans. A door opens below her and in walks Reia, Narisuki, and Isashi. Tomoko had homework to do. **

Phoenix: As we all know, many people can be easily annoyed or distracted while writing fanfiction. I am one of those people. Therefore, I have found a way to deal with said annoyance….**Pulls out a mallet from behind her back** BEHOLD!!! THE SQUEAKY MALLET OF DOOM!!!!!!!!

Reia: What are you doing?

Narisuki: The Mallet! **giggles**

Phoenix: **Mumbles** Someone shall be smote at this time….. **looks at door**

Isashi: Wait, aren't the boys supposed to be coming?....Uh oh. **Puts hand over face** Oh God…

**In walks Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, Hiei, Keiko, Botan.**

Phoenix: **still mumbling** My prey have arrived…..

Isashi: **runs over to the new arrived victims** Run away quickly!!

Yusuke: Why? We just got here.

Narisuki: Yes, but Phoenix has gone psycho, well, more so than normal.

Phoenix: **sneaks up behind Kuwabara**

Botan: Uh, Kuwabara?

Kuwabara: What?

Phoenix: DIE!!! **Whacks Kuwabara upside the head with the Squeaky Mallet of Doom**

SMOD: Squeak-ie!!

Kuwabara: What the hell was that for?

Phoenix: You annoy me. **Whack!!** You're difficult to write. **Whack!!** And….you're fun to beat up on!! **Whack!! Whack!!**

Yusuke: **cracking up** Kuwabara being attacked by a girl!! Hahahahaha!!!

Phoenix: **stops, glares at Yusuke** Don't worry. You're NEXT!! **pounces on Yusuke, and beats him about the head with the SMOD**

**Kuwabara bolts. Yusuke bolts. Phoenix flies after them, beating on them with SMOD when one gets close enough.**

Hiei: Fools. They should know by now Phoenix is not someone to annoy.

Kurama: Indeed. **Sweatdrop**

Everyone not being beat on with SMOD: **sweatdrop**

Botan: Why did Phoenix want us here in the first place?

Reia: So she could beat up on Kuwabara and Yusuke outside of Chains of Time.

Isashi: Yeah, that's about it….

Narisuki: She's weird like that. She uses SMOD whenever she can.

Phoenix: ALL HAIL THE SQUEAKY MALLET OF DOOM!!! **Catches up to Kuwabara. Whack!!**

Kuwabara: QUIT HITTING ME, YOU FREAK!!! **waving arms around, trying to hit Phoenix**

Phoenix: Thanks for the compliment!! DIE!!!! **Whack!!**

Kurama: **turns to Reia, Suki, and Isa** Is she always like this?

R, S, I: YES!!

Isashi: Particularly when sugar-high….

Keiko: Oh. I guess that would explain this, neh? **Holds up empty carton of Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream**

Isashi: Oh god…**Hides behind hands**

Hiei: …is there any left?

Keiko: I don't think so.

Hiei: **sulks** Okay.

Narisuki: Awww….some one wants sweet snow….kawaii.

Hiei: **pops back up** What?

Narisuki: Nevermind.

Reia: Well, while Phoenix is going crazy and trying to kill Yusuke and Kuwabara, I guess we have to entertain ourselves.

Botan: Can't we just leave?

Isashi: Phoenix locked the door.

Reia: And unless we want a Fire demon to fry us or whack us with SMOD, I suggest we stay here. No picking the lock, Kurama.

Botan: Reia, you too.

Reia: Damn! You remembered….

Narisuki: So that's how you knew about my date. You picked my journal lock!

Reia: Well, don't get a cheap journal lock. Anyways, what now?

**In the back of the warehouse, yells and squeaks are still heard.**

Phoenix: Bwahahahahaha!! No one can…shit!!

Yusuke: Spirit Gun!! **Phoenix dodges, Yusuke misses**

Kuwabara: Nice shot, Urameshi. You singed her wing.

Phoenix: **lands and looks at wing** So he did. **tackles Yusuke**

Yusuke: Gaaah!! **tries to push her off, but gets hit with SMOD instead.**

Reia: Yeah, Phoenix is still busy…**turns to Phoenix and her victims** Hey! Just give up already!! It's less painful!!

Yusuke, Kuwabara: We give! We give!!!

Phoenix: Damn you, Reia. **whacks Yusuke and Kuwabara once more for good measure, then flies back to the others.** Happy?

Reia: Very. Give me that.

Phoenix: **Wraps arms around SMOD, and whines** Nooo!!! My Squeaky Mallet of Doom!! Is mine!!!

Reia: Phoenix…don't make me hurt you. Or better yet, let Hiei hurt you.

Phoenix: **looks at Hiei, sticks out tongue** Fine. **Hangs over SMOD**

Reia: Good psycho FireCat. **Pats Phoenix on the head.**

Kurama: Congratulations. You tamed an author.

Reia: Hardly.

Phoenix: **beams** Yeah! She knows I'm just gonna wait until CoT starts annoying me again, then who knows who my victim will be!! **giggles**

Isashi: Umm…can we go now? Please?

Phoenix: **sigh** I guess…**waves hand and the door unlocks.**

**Everyone runs out.**

Phoenix: **sulks** Damn it. Playtime's over…**flame portal opens and Phoenix flies through to find a computer to continue CoT on.**

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I TOLD you it was insane. So, yeah. Review, please!!