Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ My show ❯ My Show ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Eminem, D 12, or yyh.

[Yusuke]

I don't know dude, I think everyone's all jealous and shit,

Coz I'm like the main charater of the show,

And I think everybody's got a fucken problem with me dude,

And they need to take it up with me after the show, because

[Chorus - Yusuke]

These chicks don't even know the name of my show

But they're all on me because they're stupid hoes

Coz once I act they know that I'm better than Moe

All because I'm the main character of my show

[Yusuke]

So I get off stage right, drop the mic

Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like

"Sup ladies, my names Yusuke, I'm the main charater of YuYuHakusho baby"

They're all like "Oh my God it's him!, Keiko oh my fucking God it's Yusuke!, I swear to fucking God that you fucking rock, please Yusuke please let me suck your cock"

Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous

Especially when I drop the crap and use my spiritgun

All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes

Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage

So like every single night they pick a fight with me

But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

Coz they're back on stage the next night with me

"Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me"

Yesterday Hiei tried to pull a knife on me

Coz I told him Yukina is my wife-to-be

This actor shit is the life for me

And all the other guys just despise me B coz

[Chorus - Yusuke]

These chicks don't even know the name of my show

But they're all on me because they're stupid hoes

Coz once I act they know that I'm better than Moe

All because I'm the main character of my show

[Bridge - Yusuke]

My show, my show, my show, my show, my show, my show, my show, my show, my shooooooooow, my show baby yea

[Kurama]

You just wanna see us backwards don't you?

Ain't that how come we don't go on pro tours

Smash these episodes and do a performance

But we in a van and he in a tour bus

You don't want my autograph youse a liar

And nah I'm kurama

(Oh I thought you were Hiei)

What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?

Cause our shit is smaller then like a decimal

See I know how to act, it's simple but

All I did is read a For dummies book

So I'm all in tact trying to get on the map

Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back

[?]

Look at him little punk-ass thinking he the shit

*Yea I know man by himself taking all the clicks

Ay I thought the whole crew had an interview

[Yusuke] No I had an interview, not you

You gon be late for sound-check

*Man I ain't going 2 sound-check

Our mics is screwed up

*And his always sound best

*You no what man, imma say something, aiyo Yu

[Yusuke] You got something to say?

*Man no

I thought you was about to tell him off man, whats up?

*Man imma tell him when I feel like man shutup

*And you aint even back me up we supposed to be crew

Man I was about to talk right after you

*Oh man whatever

I swear, I swear man

[Chorus - Yusuke]

These chicks don't even know the name of my show

But they're all on me because they're stupid hoes

Coz once I act they know that I'm better than Moe

All because I'm the main character of my show

[Ogre]

They say the main characters rock but the group does not

Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks

I'm gonna let the world know that Ogre is hot

I should cut his mic off when the show starts (Aiyo wh-)

Ready to snap on a dumb-ass shmo

Every time I hear "Hey dude I love your Show!"

We ain't a show bitch, we don't act with no comment

So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent

And these guys acting funny every area code

"Ogre carry my bag" bitch carry your own

Can't make it to the stage, security in the way

Who the fuck are you?

[Kuwabara]

Godammit I'm sick of this group

Time for me to go solo and make some loot

I told you I made the parts and wrote all the scripts

Till Kon Artist, slipped me some porn clips

"first" episode - I was in the back

"second" episode - I was in the back

For the media, I got some suggestions

Fuck Yusuke, ask us the questions

Like what's Yyh, how'd it get started

(But what about Yusuke?)

Bitch are you retarded?

Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group

Big ass hair, bitches think I'm cute

Koenma told me to do sit-ups to get buff

Did 2 and a half and couldn't get up

Fuck yyh, I'm outta this show

I'm bout to start a group with some other shmo

[Yusuke]

Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me

And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know that

You don't know my show

[Kuwabara]

These chicks don't even know the name of my show

But they're all on me because they're stupid hoes

Coz once I act they know that I'm better than Moe

All because I'm the new...... (Hahahah)

[Yusuke & Kuwabara]

My show, my show, our show, your show, our show , a shmo, a SHMO

[Yusuke - Mexican Accent]

I am the main character of my show I get all the girls and stupid hoes.

I am the main character of my show my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to see all my shows

My salsa

Look out for my next episode it's called "My Salsa"

My salsa salsa salsa salsa

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants

My salsa

Where did everybody go?