Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ New Girls and the Fun Things They Do ❯ Old Friends New Rivals part two ( Chapter 17 )

Kristen: ok first off I'd like to say a BIG super sorry to Helcat805 for saying that no one reviewed when you did and it was on MM.org too! How can I make it up to you? Cuz I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry! /tear begins to form/

Yusuke: cry baby!

Inuyasha: I agree, STOP CRYING! /everyone looks at Inuyasha funny for his outburst/ /mumbles to self/ I don't like it when women cry. (he said that in this one episode)

Hiei: yeah I mean c'mon it's not that big of a deal.

Kristen: IS SO! Time out for everyone!

Kurama: hey I didn't do anything.

Sesshomaru: and neither did I, at least not yet…where's that story with me and Kagome?

Kristen: /avoids question/ would you look at that sky! What I really do have a poster on my wall in front of my computer that has a blue sky and clouds and it's good the cutest little kitty with tiger stripes and is looking up into the sky and sees this big mighty tiger and that poster says "Dream Big!" it's so cool.

Hiei: ok this has gone on forever, can I just read the disclaimer and get on with the story I want to see Serenity get REALLY mad at Kurama!

Kurama: hey!

Kristen: ok after I give my other shout out to VashnKnives and LoneShikonKitsune…to LSK (that's what I'm going to call you your name is too long) I know you never see bunny Kitsunes that's why I did it! And to VashnKnives that so cool how you thought of your name, and I like your other name too…for reviewing, and I THINK that's all the people who have reviewed for NOW! And if someone else reviews before I finish writing this then I'll give them a shout out at the end…ok Hiei

Hiei: Kristen does not own any of the YYH characters, don't sue! /as a side note/ or I'll KILL you with my Katana. (^.^ hehe I finally found out that's what Hiei's sword was called)

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"Well now that I've gotten us some breakfast I best be heading back, Kurama might've woken up already and be wondering where I am," Serenity said as she made her way back to where they were staying with two dead rabbits. "I could've sworn that we were around here somewhere," she muttered, but then she heard some people talking and decided to check it out.

"You're not excited," Serenity heard a woman's voice.

Then she heard some mumbling that sounded like Kurama and, "I do-"(see now this is what people get for eaves dropping o.O)

When it finally registered in Serenity's mind that it was Kurama's voice that she heard she stepped out of the bushed to see something she never expected to see, a bunny Kitsune on top of Kurama _kissing_ him and Kurama's shirt off. Serenity dropped the two rabbits (lol that's funny now that I think about it how the person who's making out with Kurama is a bunny Kitsune and Serenity just went out and killed some bunnies to eat, but I guess Kurama's already had his fill ;))

Julia was taken by surprise by two thing, 1. the noise behind her, 2. the smell of DEAD bunnies!! She sat up letting go of Kurama's hands and turned around to see Serenity standing in shock with two dead bunnies at her feat. She made a funny squeak noise (my bunny made I funny squeak noise when it saw my cat for the first time) and then jumped off Kurama and crouched down ready to pounce Serenity if she came any closer. "You killed those innocent bunnies!" she stammered.

Serenity looked back at Julia in disgust, while Kurama scrambled to put his shirt back on. "I killed them so Kurama and I could _eat_ them, but I see that he's already had his fill bunny this morning. Isn't that right?" she said, turning to look at Kurama with his shirt on his head.

Once Kurama had his shirt on fully he tried to explain. "But she just tackled me and then she pinned me down, and then-"

Serenity put a hand in Kurama's face, "Save it." Tears were welling up in her eyes. She immediately looks over to Julia and glares at her. (O.O do I sense I fight coming on??) "And who might you be?" she asked.

"The name's Julia," she says not coming out of her weird stance. (ok she kinda looks like we do when we try to imitate a frog <^^>ribit) She began to look you up and down, not in a perverted way, and she stops at the nape of your neck. "What's that I see on your neck?" she asks, finally standing up and walking over to Serenity.

Serenity put a hand to the bite mark, she had completely forgotten about it. "What business is it of yours?"

"Well it's my business because it looks like Yoko's mark, and he'd only mark someone that he loves. I happen to have one myself," she says, showing Serenity her bite mark that surprisingly looks a lot like the one of Serenity's (dun, dun, duuuuuuun).

The two Kitsunes look at Kurama furiously. Kurama got a look of pure innocence on his face, and took a step backwards. "Right well you know when I was still Yoko Kurama he loved another women, Julia," he explained pointing at Julia (duh!), "and well umm I'm not technically Yoko so see I'm allowed to love someone different right? I mean I'm just a 16 year old teenaged boy who fell in love with another woman, I mean what just because I've got Yoko's spirit and powers inside me I'm supposed to love the same women?"

Julia thought about that for a second and then came to her conclusion, "Ok well let me think about this Yoko gave me this mark with HIS teeth and see the mark on Serenity's neck looks a lot like Yoko's teeth marks, so explain to me how you, a 16 year old teenager who's not Yoko Kurama, can give this girl the very same bite marks as Yoko Kurama can?"

At this point Serenity stepped in. "It's because he came out of Kurama and then marked me, and then Kurama came back after Yoko was done," Serenity said, kinda defending Kurama.

"Yeah that's right," Kurama agreed.

"I don't think that this concerns you anymore Kurama," Julia said, sounding slightly pissed, "I mean I understand that you're a different person than Yoko, technically, but you're not the one who marked either of us. Yoko was, so the person we need to talk to is Yoko and why he jumped the gun so quickly as to mark Serenity."

Serenity took a moment for what Julia just said and finally agreed with her. (HeyI guess Julia's not so stupid after all, I mean she couldn't have just been some brainless slut)The two of them huddled up, leaving out Kurama. (Aww, poor Kurama >.<) "So how are we going to get Yoko out?" Serenity asked, peeking over at Kurama, who was now sitting down dumbfounded.

"Umm well I'm not totally sure, what made him come out of Kurama when he gave you that mark?" Julia asked back.

"Well he said that my scent was driving him up the wall, so I suppose the smell of me being turned on brought him out., but I had been turned on before that and he didn't come out."

Julia took a moment to think. "Well maybe you were REALLY horny, instead of just horny." (I know confusing @_@)

"Okay, so if we get ourselves REALLY horny, then Yoko will come out?"

"Yes, and besides I know Yoko and he could never keep himself away when he smelled someone who was horny, let alone REALLY horny. He barged in on so many of his friends having sex with girls too many times to count cuz the smell drove him nuts," Julia exclaimed.

Serenity nodded her head in agreement, "But how are we supposed to get ourselves really horny?"

"Care for a three-some?" she asked looking over at Kurama evilly. "And even if it doesn't work it won't be a total waste of time." Serenity sighs, but agrees (reluctantly) so the two of them walk over to Kurama…

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Kristen: well I'm not sure if I'm going to be going into depth about what happens.

Everyone: THANK YOU!

Kristen: but of course I'm going to make Helcat805 happy and have Yoko in the next chapter for sure! Which, if you all already figured, Yoko's going to regret coming out of Kurama

Yoko: hey that's not cool! You can't use my weaknesses against me like that, I can't help it if someone may need "taken care".

Kurama: you know sometimes I'm ashamed that I used to be you.

Kristen: Yoko, Yoko, Yoko /shakes head/ what was I going to say?...OH YEAH!...you truly are a fox Kitsune aren't you? I mean you act like such a fox running around with all these girls.

Yoko: /sticks nose up in the air/ you're just jealous.

Kristen: Hn, you wish.

Hiei: HEY! "Hn" is MY line.

Kristen: ok I can't take this anymore! Yoko in that corner, Hiei in that corner…and Inuyasha

Inuyasha: hm?

Kristen: SIT!

Inuyasha: shit, what'd you do that for?

Kristen: I felt like it.

Sesshomaru: /laughing at Inuyasha/

Kristen: ok that earned you a corner too little mister.

Yusuke: /whispers/ I think I've been a bad boy and I need a spanking. (sorry I was watching this one movie)

Kristen: Yusuke that's just sick, but I've got a nice little corner over there with your name on it for getting fresh with me.

Kurama: how many corners do you have?

Kristen: that's for me to know and you to never find out…

Kurama: ….ok

Kristen: /dead silence/ /taps fingers on desk/ I wonder when their parents will be here to pick them up.

Sesshomaru: hey umm Inuyasha and I don't have any parents.

Kristen: ok so that'd be NEVER, great I'm stuck with the children forever…unless /gets evil smirk on faces and runs out of the room with an idea/

Hiei: is she gone?

Yusuke: I think so.

Inuyasha: GREAT! Iron Reaver Soul Stealer! /slashes up computer/ /fuz…………………………& #8230;………………………… ;…………………………R 30;…………………………/< /div>