Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ Kidnap the Sandy Claws ( Chapter 7 )

Disclaimer: This again?!?! How boring. Zzzzzzzzzzz

Kuri: Wake up dammit!

Ddc: *drool coming out of corner of mouth * zzzzzzz

Kuri: -_-;;;;;; the human sloth doesn't own anything except me and her other muse Kenji.

Kenji: Other muse?!?! That's damn sexy muse to you thank you very much. ^_~

Ddc: *throws pillows at muses * Shaddup

Summary: Weeeee ok hi people! I'd just like to make a quick note to some reviews of the last chappie: I normally don't like fics with Kurama as a serious cross dresser, but I love to make fun of Kurama's girly looks, so I decided to make him Barbie. I do not think that Kurama is really a cross dresser or is a girl at all. Ok serious note over. WE ARE NOW OFFICIALLY TAKING A ONE CHAPTER BREAK FROM PERVERTED SONGS!!!! *runs away from demonandgoddess, who is throwing tomatoes at me * tehehe sorry dg, I just like this idea, and I'm kinda tired of writing perverted scenes 24/7. So for this chapter we have A COMPLETELY RANDOM SONG! Of my choosing of course. ^_~

Karasu: Ok my idea is so much better than everyone elses, so we have to use it! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Mukuro: Why should we listen to YOUR idea? What if I have a better one? What are you gonna do about that huh? Huh?

Karasu: You wanna piece of me robo-lady?

Mukuro: And what if I do?

Karasu: Well then I have a newsflash for you. *holds up sign saying Newsflash * THE ONLY PERSON WHO'S GETTING THAT PART OF ME IS KURAMA!!!!

Everyone: *anime fall *

Mukuro: YOU IDIOT!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!! AND YOU KNOW IT TOO!!!!

Karasu: tehehehehe *flashes peace/victory signs * v ^_^ v

Kurama: *peaks head around door * What's going on? I heard my name?

Kuwabara: Please tell me you have clothes on.

Kurama: Um ok I have clothes on.

Kuronue: 0.0 HE DOESN'T!!!!!

Karasu: WEEE!!!!

Karasu and Kuronue: *sprint to door *

Kurama: AHHHHH!!!!! *runs away *

Kuwabara: eeewwww please say those two are wrong. Please say they're wrong.

Karasu and Kuronue: WE WERE RIGHT!!!!!! *faint from sight of Kurama * x_x x_x

Kuwabara: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *faints from idea of Kurama in "that" state *

Everyone else: *laughing their asses off *

*1 hour later *

Yusuke: *yawning * Ok someone wake up the weirdo so we can hear what he wants to sing.

Sniper: Right-e-o mon capitan!

Yusuke: 0.0 Don't ever do that again.

Sniper: Hmph. You're no fun. I should shoot you.

Yusuke: Ah but you love me too much to do that. Right?

Sniper: Ew. No. Now I really should shoot you.

Yusuke: ^_^;;;;; just wake up Karasu already.

Sniper: *throws bucket of ice water on Karasu *

Karasu: AH! Ok who threw me into the ocean again?!?!?!?! *sees he's in Yusuke's house * Ok never mind then.

Genkai: -_-;;; I don't think we want to know.

Seaman: really. Sniper, you scare me.

*Ddc, Kit, Katie G, Jules, Shida, Wya, and Duo appear *

Ddc: Muhahaha!! The dynamic seven appear once again!

Katie G: And this time we have two new members!!

Koenma: 0.0 we're doomed.

Yomi: It's the end of the world as we know it.

Kit: No, just for you pervert. CUS WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU!!!!

Katie G: PLUSHIES!!! ATTACK YOMI!!!

*min yyh gang plushies jump out of bag *

Plushie Shishiwakumaru: I MUST BE FAMOUS!!! PLUSHIES!!! CCCHHHAAARRRGGGEEEEEE!!!!

Plushies: *jump onto Yomi and attack him *

Everyone: *pointing and laughing *

Plushies: *have pushed Yomi out of the window into the rose bush *

Yomi: OOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

Ddc: Hahaha ok that was fun. Anyway, this is Wya and her sis Duo. They wanted to cause chaos with us. So, we let em! ^_^

Shida: Chaos is good.

Jules: Chaos is great.

Kit: So everyone

Katie G: Do the

Ddc: Funky

All Seven: Chaos dance!!!! *flash peace signs as confetti flies through the air *

Everyone: *anime fall *

Yusuke: Nooooo!!!!! Not that AGAIN!!!!!

Wya: Muhahahahahhaha you thought you were safe from that didn't you?

Duo: YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE FROM THE PEACE SIGN AND CONFETTI POSE!

All seven: *cackling like witches *

Ddc: Ok, Karasu's gonna spill the beans on the song NOW, so we're leaving.

Kit: wwoohoo!!!! We caused chaos again!!!!!

Jules: Oh yeah! We rock!

*all seven disappear *

Yusuke: @_@ if that happens again we're gonna die!

Karasu: No we aren't. CUS ME KURONUE AND BOTAN ARE GONNA SING KIDNAP THE SANDY CLAWS TO KURAMA!!!

Botan: *squealing * I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!

*ddc appears *

Ddc: No you don't. I love that song. You are not allowed to love it.

Botan: T_T why not?1?!?!?!?!?!

Ddc: Because I say so that's why not!!! *disappears *

Kuronue: Why that song? It has nothing about confessions of love or getting down and dirty in a bedroom.

Karasu: *giggling like a 2 year old * You'll see! Wait, someone's gotta get Kurama.

Kuwabara: 0.0 NOT ME!!!!!

Kurama and Hiei: *walk in with hair messed up *

Hiei: That was fun, we should do that again later.

Kurama: But we wanted to hear the next song, so it had better be good!

Karasu: *squealing * YAY!!!!! NOW WE CAN START!!!!!!

Kurama: 0.0 somehow I get the feeling I'm not going to like this.

*music starts *

Karasu, Botan and Kuronue: Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws?

Karasu: I wanna do it!

Kuronue: Let's draw straws!

Botan: Jack said we should work together

Three of a kind

All three: Birds of a feather

Now and forever

WEEEEEEE!!!

La la la la la la la la la

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight

Throw away the key and then

Turn off all the lights

Kurama: *gulps * Who are they singing about?

Yusuke: You. Duh.

Kurama: T_T how'd I guess?

Botan: First we're going to set some bait

Inside a nasty trap and wait

When he comes a-sniffing we will

Snap the trap and close the gate

Karasu: Wait! I've got a better plan

To catch this big red lobster man

Let's pop him in a boiling pot

And when he's done we'll butter him up!

All three: Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Throw him in a box

Bury him for ninety years

Then see if he talks

Botan: Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man

Botan and Kuronue: Can take the whole thing over then

Karasu and Kuronue: He'll be so pleased I do declare

All three: That he will cook him rare!

Wheeee!

Karasu: I say that we take a cannon

Aim it at his door and then

Knock three times and when he answers

Sandy Claws will be no more!

Kurama: 0.0….I hope they don't mean what I think they mean.

Yomi: *crawls through window * Oh they mean what you think they mean.

Kurama: T_T

Botan: You're so stupid! Think now

If we blow him up to smithereens

We may lose some pieces

Botan and Kuronue: And then Jack will beat us black and green!

All three: Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Tie him in a bag

Throw him in the ocean

Then see if he is sad

Botan and Karasu: Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around

If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town.

Kurama: Ok who's Oogie Boogie?

Yomi: ME! ^_^

Everyone: *laughing their asses off *

Yusuke: Hahaha sucks for you Kurama!

Kurama: T_T I don't like this song anymore.

Kuronue: He'll be so pleased by our success

That he'll reward us too I bet!

Kuronue and Karasu: Perhaps he'll make his special brew!

Botan Kuronue and Karasu: Of snake and spider stew!

Kuronue: mmmmmmm

Botan Kuronue and Karasu: We're his little henchmen

And we take our job with pride

We do our best to please him

And stay on his good side!

Botan: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb!

Kuronue: I'm not the dumb one!

Karasu: You're no fun!

Botan: Shut up!!

Karasu: Make me!

Botan: I've got something, listen now

This one is real good, you'll see

We'll send a present to his door

Upon there'll be a note to read

Now in the box we'll wait and hide

Until his curiosity

Botan Karasu and Kuronue: Entices him to look inside

And then we'll have him

One, two, three!

Hiei: NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!!!!!!

Kurama: ^_^ yay! My knight in shining armor!

Hiei: *blush *

Yomi: *hits Hiei over the head with a Genbu plushie * teheheheheheh you mean sleeping night in shining armor.

Hiei: *has passed out * x_X

Kurama: Noooooo T_T

Botan Karasu and Kuronue: *encircling Kurama * Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Beat him with a stick

Lock him up for ninety years

See what makes him tick

Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Chop him into bits

Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks

Kidnap the Sandy Claws

See what we will

Lock him in a cage and then

Throw away the key!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

*music ends *

Karasu and Kuronue: *have thrown Kurama into a bag and are dragging him upstairs*

Yomi: YAY!!! WE GOT HIM!!! WE GOT HIM!!! *skips upstairs *

Kurama: *muffled from inside the bag * I thought you didn't like me anymore!!

Yomi: You should know, I have a thing for redheads. And besides, Ruka's getting boring. ^_^

Kurama: Haven't you ever heard of refrained urges and not screwing every on earth?

Yomi Karasu and Kuronue: NO! Tehehehehehehehe ^_^

Kurama: T_T

Hiei: *wakes up * mmmm lemon lollipops. Huh? Where's Kurama?

Kuwabara: *shakily points upstairs *

Kurama: *muffled wailing from upstairs * Heeeellllppp mmeeeeee!!!!

Hiei: AHHH!!!!! *flickers away *

*2 seconds later *

Hiei: *appears hugging Kurama while throwing beaten Yomi Karasu and Kuronue on the ground * Shhh it's ok Fox. It's over now.

Kurama: *sobbing into Hiei's chest *

Yomi Karasu and Kuronue: @_@ @_@ @_@

Kuronue: Oooowwwwww my head!!!

Karasu: Owww my back!

Yomi: Owwww my hamburger!

Everyone: *anime fall*

Shizuru: Baka, a hamburger is a food, not a part of your body!

Yomi: Oh. My bad. Oww my finger nails!

Everyone: -_-;;;;;;

Kieko: NOW can I say my idea?!?!?!?!?!

Everyone: NO!

Kieko: *pouts * Hmph. Fine. Be that way.

Touya: Ok we will.

Jin: That what you be getting for being a bossy lass.

Juri: Oooh!!! Ooh!! I have the best idea YET!

Darkdemonchild: Teheheheheheheheheehehehe ok that was very fun. I've been wanting to do that song since the moment I thought up this fic. ^_^ Gotta love the Nightmare Before Christmas. Oh and that part where Kurama says that stuff about not screwing everything and the fanclub saying no, well that's an altered version of a scene in NBC, which goes like this.

*dreamy swirl *

Santa Claus: *in a big bag on a walking bathtub * Haven't you ever heard good will towards man and peace on earth?

Lock, Shock, and Barrel: NO! *push Santa's head back in the back and walk off with the bathtub * Teheehehehehehehe

*end of dreamy swirl *

Ok! Now that that has been covered, here are my traditional ending lines. Please please PLEASE review, and submit any songs that you wish to have heard. And now to respond to some reviews. ^_^

On fanfiction.net:

Starfox: Tehehe I have! ^_~

Yusuke: *bows * Thank you, it may have been sick, but as long as it's funny then I have achieved my goal.

Sakura Harusame: ^_^;;;; I've kinda answered this in the forward note, but I don't like Kurama being called or depicted as a girl, but I just thought that it would be funny if I made him sing as Barbie. ^_^ I'm glad you liked it!

Raining Petals: ^_^ thank you! Yay!!! I have achieved my second and third goals of making Kuwabara be an idiot and Kieko to not be present in my fic! ^_^

Klover414: Oh yeah, yaoi definitely rules the world. ^_^ *blushes * Thanks.

Animebay-b: Thank you very much!

ME!!!!: Tehehehehehehe ^_^;;;; I'll use it!! I promise!!! I don't know when, but I will! ^_^;;;;;;;

BanditKingJing: Oooo that's a really funny idea. Lol, I'll definitely try to use it.

Angel's Tears: ^_^ thank you! I'm glad you like this story so far.

Kit: Maybe I will, maybe I won't. tehehehehehehehehehe ^_^;;; now kit, don't attack me, it's not good for you. And where have u been on aim lately?!?! I have a super gravitation music video to send u!!!!!

On Mediaminer.org:

Realdrawer80: As far as I know, Kuwabara doesn't through parties in the manga. ^_^;;; I just made that up cus I thought that it'd be funny. Sorry if this is confusing.

KatieGrrrl1016: Tehehehehe *bows * Thank you, I try I really do.

DemonandGoddess: Tehehehe I'm glad I didn't have Botan and Koenma sing that too. I agree, it's much funnier the way I did it, at least in my opinion. Lol ok maybe we don't REALLY need a break from them, but I really wanted to do this song. ^_~

The Almighty Elena: I think all Hiei fans would like to see him in that outfit. ^_^