Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ Dirrty ( Chapter 10 )

Disclaimer: Lalalalalallalalalalalalaalalalal I'm having fun singing.

*crickets chirping *

Ddc: Hmmmmm where's Kuri?

*crickets still chirping *

Ddc: *taps foot * Kuri! We're all waiting for your big entrance and your classic insults towards me! Even though you know I'm way cooler than you and everyone loves me more than they love you!

*crickets still chirping *

Ddc: -_- stupid crickets just shut up already. I don't own anything by the way.

*crickets still chirping *

Ddc: RAWR!!!! STOP THE DAMN CHIRPING ALREADY!!!! *runs around stomping on crickets *

Summary: Ah that was fun. Weeeee!!!! Everyone liked that chapter!!! With the exception of one person, that is. If you want to see what happens when you get in a fight with me in a chatroom, just scroll down. It's rather amusing, really. And seeing as my buddy DI (demonidentity) successfully made my entire week, I'm dedicating this chapter to her! Luv ya, DI! Hope you like it! ^_~

Sensui: WWWHHHHAAAA!!! WHERE IS ITSSSUUUKKIII?!?!?!?!

Sniper: Oh put a dead fish in your mouth already. You know where he is.

Sensui: Eeewwwwwww that would be gross! No way!

Seaman: It's better than a four day old decaying fetal pig that has been in a bucket for who knows how long.

Sensui: 0.0 toss the fish here.

Kuwabara: Where do you GET these ideas?!?!?!?! That was just plain nasty!

Botan: *evil grin * Not as nasty as this next song is going to be.

Kurama: *gulps * I hope that you weren't thinking of having ME do anything.

Botan: Actually, no, I wasn't. That would be funny though, but you've been hogging the mic too much, so you aren't singing any more for a while.

Kurama: Whew. Hey what do you mean "hogging"??!?!?!? YOU guys were the ones who made me sing!!!!!

Botan: Whatever, whatever, it's not important. The only thing that really matters is that...

Yusuke: Wait wait wait. Something's not right here.

Kieko: I know what it is!

Hiei: Ok what's missing if you're so smart?

Kieko: NO ONE IS LISTENING TO MY IDEAS!

Genkai: That doesn't count.

Yusuke: Hey! Grandma woke up!

Genkai: Can it half pint.

Yusuke: HEY!!!!! I'M NOT A HALF PINT!!! I'M TALLER THAN YOU!!! And besides, Hiei's the half pint.

Hiei: *towering over Yusuke * NOT ANYMORE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yusuke: *looks up at Hiei * Wow, Hiei, you had one hell of a growth spurt.

Shizuru: No, he just discovered my brother's stilts.

Hiei: WEE!!! I'M TALL!!!! I'M TALL!!! MUHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NO MORE BEING PICKED ON FOR BEING SHORT!!!! *runs around in stilts *

Kurama: ^_^;;;;; hehe Hiei, I don't think you should run around in those, you might...

Hiei: *runs right into a wall * @_@ ooowwwww my head.

Yomi: You're head hurts too? Wow! What a coincidence!

Karasu: *sees opportunity * Oh Kuuurrraaammmaaa! While you're lover boy on stilts is down, how about you, me, and Kuro go upstairs? I don't think we're singing next, are we Bubbles?

Botan: MY NAME IS BOTAN! NOT BUBBLES!!! BUBBLES IS A YELLOW FISH!

Karasu: Botan, Bubbles, same thing. Just answer the question.

Botan: *crosses arms and pouts * Hmph. No, you aren't. I don't like you anymore. We are never doing another song together again!

Karasu: Fine by me. I'll be too busy having fun with Kuro and Kurama. ^_^

Kurama: 0.0 LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

Hiei: *wakes up * No I won't leave you alone. Hey where'd these stick things come from? Wonder what happens if I stand in em. *stands up in stilts * WEEEE!!!!! I'M TALL!!! I'M TALL!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NO MORE BEING PICKED ON FOR BEING SHORT!!!!! *runs around in stilts *

Yusuke: You know, I'm beginning to see a pattern here. Let's test the theory, shall we Kuwabra?

Kuwabara: -_-;;;;;; don't call me that.

Yusuke: Kuwabra. Kuwabra. Kuwabra.

Kuwabara: -_-;;;;;;

Hiei: WEEE!!!!!! *runs into wall and passes out *

Yusuke: Yup. Definately a pattern. Hey Kurama! How long has he been doing that?

Kurama: *trying to fend off drooling Kuronue and Karasu with a pillow * Um...10 times? No, wait. 15. Sorry. Back! Back! Get BACK!

Yusuke: -_-;;;;; should have guessed.

Itsuki: *staggers into room with hair messed up * Guessed what?

Sensui: IITTSSSUUUKKIII!!! *glomps Itsuki *

Itsuki: That was horrible. Never let those freaky girls get me again please!!!!!!!!!

Sensui: Never! I will never let them attack you again!

Itsuki Fanclub: OOOOO IIITTTSSSUUUKKIII!!!!!!!

Itsuki: AHH!!! *jumps into Sensui's arms * Sensui!!! SAVE ME!!!!!

Sensui: Um, ok. *runs away from Itsuki Fanclub *

Itsuki Fanclub: CHARRRGGGEEE!!! *run after Sensui and Itsuki *

Itsuki: AH! SENSUI! RUN FASTER! THEY'RE GAINING ON US!

Yusuke: Hmmm this is interesting

Shizuru: Ok who wants to tell them that they're running in a circle around the couch?

Sniper: Nobody tell them. This is pure comedy.

Botan: NO THIS ISNT!!! *trips Sensui and the Itsuki Fanclub * PAY ATTENTION!!!!! The next pair to go will be Jin and Touya singing Dirty! And Touya gets to be Christina. ^_^

Touya: 0.0 WHY ME?!?!?!?!?!

Jin: That be because you never be a talking, that's why Icy! Weeee!!!! I get to sing again!!! I get to sing again!!! Woo wee zooom!!!!!

Touya: T.T I'm not going to like this.

*music starts *

Jin: *rapping * Ahh, dirrty

Touya: *singing sexily * Dirrty

Jin: Filthy, filthy

Nasty, Christina, you nasty

Touya: Yeeahh

Jin: Too dirrty to clean my act up

If you ain't dirrty

You ain't here to party!

Touya: Woo!

Ladies!

Jin: Move!

Touya: Gentlemen!

Jin: Move!

Somebody ring the alarm

A fire on the roof

Touya: Ring the alarm

Jin: And I'm throwin' elbows

Touya: Ring the alarm

Jin: And I'm throwin' elbows

Touya: Ring the alarm

Jin: And I'm throwin' elbows

Touya: Ring the alarm

Jin: And I'm throwin' elbows

Touya: Ring the alarm

Jin: And I'm throwin' elbows

Touya: Ring the alarm

Jin: And I'm throwin' elbows

Touya: Ring the alarm

Jin: And I'm throwin' elbows

Everyone: 0.0

Yusuke: Daaammmnnn those two are good

Kuwabara: At least they aren't all over each other like SOME PEOPLE WE KNOW! *glares at Kurama *

Kurama: ^_^;;;; I have no idea what you're talking about.

Touya: Oh, I'm overdue

Give me some room

I'm comin' through

Paid my dues

In the mood

Me and the girls gonna shake the room

*starts dancing suggestively in front of Jin * DJ's spinning

Show your hands

Let's get dirrty

That's my jam

I need that, uh, to get me off

Sweat until my clothes come off

Jin: 0.0

Everyone else except Kuwabara : *rolling around laughing again *

Kuwabara: *turning green * I thought that those two were better than Kurama and Hiei!!!

Kurama: *trying to wake Hiei up again * hahaha Hiei! This is great! Wake up!

Hiei: x_X

Touya: It's explosive, speakers are pumping

Oh

Still jumping, six in the morning

Table dancing, glasses are mashing

Oh

No question, time for some action

Temperature's up

Can you feel it?

About to erupt

Gonna get my girls

Get your boys

Gonna make some noise!

Jin: I like this song! *dancing behind Touya *

Kuwabara: MY EYES! MY EYES! *runs away *

Everyone else: *still laughing *

Hiei: Huh? Ooooo fun fun fun.

Kurama: Yay! You're awake!!

Hiei: ^_^ yup!

Touya: Wanna get rowdy

Gonna get a little unruly

Get it fired up in a hurry

Wanna get dirrty

It's about time that I came to start the party

Sweat dripping over my body

Dancing getting just a little naughty

Wanna get dirrty

It's about time for my arrival

Jin: I REALLY like this song

Kurama and Hiei: *making out *

Sensui: *blushing because Itsuki is sitting in his lap *

Karasu: *moving closer to Kuronue very sneakily *

Sniper: *looking around suspiciously *

Touya: Ah, heat is up

So ladies, fellas

Drop your cups

Body's hot

Front to back

Now move your ass

I like that

Tight hip huggers

Low for sure

Shake a little somethin'

On the floor

I need that, uh, to get me off

Sweat until my clothes come off

Let's get open, cause a commotion

Ooh oh

We're still going, eight in the morning

There's no stopping, we keep it popping

Oh

Hot rocking, everyone's talking

Give all you got

Give it to me

Just hit the spot

Gonna get my girls

Get your boys

Gonna make some noise!

Jin: 0.0

Touya: *smirking and dancing closer to Jin * Rowdy!

Gonna get a little unruly

Get it fired up in a hurry

Wanna get dirrty

It's about time that I came to start the party

Ooh sweat dripping over my body

Dancing getting just a little naughty

Wanna get dirrty

Oh, oh

It's about time for my arrival

Here it comes, it's the one

You've been waiting on

Get up, get it up

Yup, that's what's up

Giving just what you want

To the maximum

Uh oh, here we go

Here we go

You can tell when the music

Starts to drop

That's when we take it

To the parking lot

And I bet you somebody's

Gonna call the cops

Uh oh's, here we go's

Here we go

Ooh ooh ooh, yeah, yeah

Jin: Yay! My turn!

Touya: *smirking and dancing still with Jin *

Jin: Yo, hot damn, Doc a jam like a summer show

I keep my car lookinng like a crash dummy drove

My gear look like the bank got my money froze

For dead presidents I pimp like Huddy roll

Doc the one that excite ya divas

Touya: Ow!

If the media shine

I'm shining with both sleeves up

Yo Christina, better hop in here

My block live and in color, like Rodman hair

Touya: Yeah

The club is packed, the bar is filled

I'm waiting for sister to act, like Lauryn Hill

Frankly, it's a rap, no bargain deals

I drive a four wheel ride with foreign wheels

Throw it up

Baby it's brick city, you heard of that

We blessed, and hung low, like Bernie Mac

Dogs, let `em out, women, let `em in

It's like I'm ODB, the way I'm freaking

Touya: Wanna get rowdy

Rowdy, yeah

Gonna get a little unruly

Get it fired up in a hurry

Wanna get dirrty

It's about time that I came to start the party

Sweat dripping over my body

Wanna get dirrty

It's about time for my arrival

Rowdy!

Gonna get a little unruly

Ooh oh

Get it fired up in a hurry

Ooh oh

Wanna get dirty

It's about time that I came to start the party

Ooh sweat dripping over my body

Dancing getting just a little naughty

Wanna get dirrty

It's about time for my arrival

Rowdy!

Gonna get a little unruly

Get it fired up in a hurry

Wanna get dirty

It's about time that I came to start the party

Ooh sweat dripping over my body

Dancing getting just a little naughty

Wanna get dirrty

It's about time for my arrival

Uh, what?

*music ends *

Kuronue and Karasu: *making out *

Kurama and Hiei: *have gone from making out to the upstairs room AGAIN *

Itsuki and Sensui: *making out *

Seaman and Sniper: *making out *

Kuwabara: AHHH!!! EVERYONE'S MAKING OUT!!!!!

Botan: EXACTLY! ^_^ ok! Any ideas for the next song?

Koto: Oo! Oo! Pick me!!!

Darkdemonchild: Tehehehe sorry this was ended fast, I wanted to get it finished so I could post it Friday night. Hope you liked it! And don't forget, please review and send in any requests and I promise to consider them if not use them. ^_^

Review Responses:

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Kit: Tehehehehe yup!!! Gotta love moments. I know I do. Tehehe I know I think I scarred everyone for life with that part. Lol I will! Just not now. I'm booked for the next few chapters. ^_^;;;;; it's so hard to meet everyone's requests and get my own ideas in!

Devil's Wings: Yay! ^_^ I'm glad you liked it. OOO!! I LUV THE REASON! ^_^;;;; sorry, I've been a huge Hoobastank song for over two years now. I'll definately do either the Reason or another song by them before the end of this fic. I'm also going to do Roses sometime soon too, cus you're the second person to request that.

DynamicSniperLover: hahahahahahahaha I'm glad you liked it Wya. ^_~

Animebay-b: ^_^ yay! It's a hit! I'm glad you liked it too.

Klover414: ^_^ thanks! Yup, I have. My favorite songs by them are Carry On Dancing (I did a lemon fic to that song ^_^;;;;) You Can Still Be Free, Chained To You, Break Me Shake Me, and ummm...there was one more but I forget what it's called. ^_^;;;;;; my bad

MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!: Yay! You're back! ^_^ I promise I will use it! I pinky swear! I just can't use it right now cus I've had Kurama and Hiei sing a billion chapters in a row. I gotta have other people sing too, unfortunately. ^_^;;;;;; but I promise I haven't forgotten about your request. I even downloaded the song, which means I'm gonna use it. ^_^

Sagar Shah: *evil grin * I was waiting for someone to do this. Ok, time for my master skills at responding to flames. First things first, thank you so much for flaming me, flames always give me a good laugh, especially when it's people mindlessly swearing at me, and I wasn't feeling too happy when I got the review in my e-mail, so thanks. Second, I am perfectly straight, I have never once found another girl sexually appealing, and even if I did I would be a lesbian, not gay. Third, the show is spelled Yu Yu Hakusho, not YuYuHakashow. Get the spelling right at least if you're going to take the time to make a fool of yourself by flaming me. Fourth, I already said I wasn't gay or a lesbian, and bastards are fatherless sons, and I assure you that I am a girl and I do in fact have a father who is in the next room at this very moment. Fifth, I'm sorry, but my mother is not a transexual, so she does not have a dick. Also, it's impossible for her to be a transexual, because if she was then I wouldn't have been born. Sixth, sorry to break it to you, but we're in the U.S., and we get paid in American dollars, not yen. That's only in Asian countries like Japan and China. That's all I have to say, I hope you learn from this that before you go swearing at people and insulting them, at least be a little informed in spelling, the true meaning behind words, the physical capabilities of humans, and the currency in our country.

Demonidentity: Woohoo!!!!!!! DI, I'm going to love you for life for this review. ^_^ woohoo! I got a buddy dissing the flamer!!!!!! ^_^ I feel so loved. You made my day. You really did.

Sakura Harusame: Isn't Shrek 2 the best movie EVER?!?!?! ^_^ I wish my stories were that funny. WEEE!!! SODA!!!!!!!!! *glomps you * Thanks!!!!!!

Katroom: OOO!!!! I LOVE THAT SONG!!!! *singing * It's raining men. Hallejuah. It's raining men. Amen. Tehehehehe that song is the best. I'll definately use that song. Do you have any suggestions for the character?

Master sesshomaru: ^_^ thanks. @_@ wwwoooaaahhh. I'll definately have to use Roses and Yeah now, cus I'm starting to get a ton of requests for those songs. ^_^ I'll definately try to use at least one of your requests.

Mediaminer.org:

DemonandGoddess: WOOHOO!!! YOU MUST GO SEE SHREK 2!!!!!!! ^_^ I like Figured you out, I'm probably going to use that for the next chapter. I'm not so sure about Truly Madly Deeply though, I'm not a huge fan of that song. And I'm definately doing Hot in Herre. That's a classic perv song. ^_~ sorry I can't update as fast, once school ends (only 7 more days!!!! WOOHOO! Finals are hell though. I can definately wait for those) I'll try to update as fast as I did for the last chapter.

Koritsune Dragonrider: YAY! KD'S BACK AGAIN! ^_^ Yay!!! I've convinced another person to go see Shrek 2!!!! I feel like I've accomplished something now. ^_^

Sniperlover: Wya, you're stalking me!!! Tehehehe jk lol. I'll do Roses! I promise!

KatieGrrl1016: tehehe I was wondering when you'd review. Took ya long enough girl! ^_~ jk. Tehehehe didn't I tell you it'd be good?