Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ Mobscene ( Chapter 15 )

Disclaimer: This is such a waste of time!! I could be reading that Harry Potter fic!!

Kuri: since when did you read fanfiction that wasn't for anime? And since when did you NOT want to write this fic?!?!?!

Ddc: No I wanna write the fic, I just don't like the disclaimer.

Kuri: Oh I know why you're crabby. You're swimming four events in a row at the swim meet tonight, right?

Ddc: ::growling:: yes. Stupid coach, trying to kill me ::wanders off grumbling::

Kuri: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; its so funny when she's pissed. Anyway, she doesn't own anything except me and Kenji. Who, lucky for you guys, I managed to capture! ^_^

Kenji: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; hi. Ok happy now?

Kuri: ^_^ yup!

Summary: Hi hi, it's Day 4!!!! And since Kitsune-of-darkness-flame aka ME!!!! is threatening to take away my dr. pepper, I'm using her idea! And also cus she's been reviewing me a lot to request it, and I just hadn't been getting around to using her idea, even though I liked it. ^_^;;;; sorry Kdf! I really was planning on using your fic for either this chapter or the next, I just wanted to get those last two chapters out of the way!! ^_^;;;;;; don't hate me. This is for you! ^_~

Seaman: Quick! Somebody say something before Yusuke or Kuwabara can!

Kurama: Um dude? You just did.

Seaman: Oh yeah huh. ^_^;;;; woops my bad.

Yusuke: o.0 dude! Kurama just said dude!

Kuwabara: Dude! That's messed up dude!

Kurama: ::raises eyebrow:: Do I want to know what's going on?

Yusuke: Dude, how come you're not calling us dudes, dude?

Kurama: Because I'm not a wannabe surfer, that's why not.

Kuwabara: Dude, that's so totally no cool dude. We're not wannabe surfers, dude.

Genkai: ::rubbing temples:: somebody PLEASE shut those two up.

Toguro: Right away, little lady.

Genkai: -_-;;;; don't call me little!

Toguro: Ummm...big lady?

Genkai: ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'M FAT!?!?!??!?!

Toguro: ^_^;;;;; no no no, of course not!!

Genkai: RRRAAAWWWWWWRRRRR!!!! ::starts beating up Toguro::

Toguro: Ow! Oh! Ow! Ow! Oooowwwwwwww

Karasu: ooo that one's gotta hurt.

Kuronue: You said it.

Karasu: Oh, I love it when you agree with me. ::makes out with Kuronue::

Kuwabara: -_-;;;; jeez how many times are they gonna do that already?! It's getting old. I mean, I'M not getting sick anymore.

Hiei and Kurama: ::flashing evil grins::

Kuwabara: ::sees evil grinningness on Kurama and Hiei:: Uh oh, don't get any ideas you two.

Hiei: ::licking his lips:: Oh, this should be fun

Kurama: Agreed.

Hiei and Kurama: ::force Kuwabara back into a corner::

Kuwabara: Um...guys? You're kinda creeping me out here. Guys?

Hiei: ::turns to Kurama and starts snaking his hand up his shirt:: Oh Kurama, what do you say to having another go round?

Kurama: ::moaning:: I'd love to.

Kuwabara: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! ::trying to run away but can't get around Hiei and Kurama cus he's trapped in a corner::

Itsuki and Jin: ::popping heads around corner::

Jin: Whatcha be thinkin be the cause of that there screamin? It's louder than a jack rabbit caught in a gopher hole!

Itsuki: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;; why can't you talk normally for once?

Jin: ^_^;;;; sorry, it's not in me nature to be normal. Cus I'm HHHYYYPPPPEEERRRR!!!!!

Itsuki: oh that's the surprise of the century. -_-;;;;;;;;;

Hiei and Kurama: ::still making out in front of Kuwabara::

Kuwabara: ::hyperventilating ::

Yusuke: Hahaha ok you guys, that's enough

Hiei: mmmm no it's not.

Kurama: we haven't oh! Even gotten started yet.

Koenma: ok ok that's enough. We aren't shooting a porn movie here, so either go upstairs or stop.

Kurama: ::pouting:: Fine, we'll wait until we find out whose going, and then we'll go upstairs.

Hiei: ::whining:: But I don't WANNA wait!!!!!

Kurama: ^_^;;;;; patience is a virtue Hiei.

Hiei: ::bouncing up and down:: Yeah, one that I don't have!!!!

Everyone: -_-;;;;;;

Yusuke: -_-;;;;;; takes a genius to figure that one out.

Kieko: Shut up Yusuke, you're not any better.

Everyone: oooooooooo o.0

Yusuke: What? What?

Kuwabara: Hahahaha!!!! Yusuke got it on with Kieko!!!!

Yusuke: o.0

Kieko: o.0

Shizuru: oh my god they really did!

Yusuke and Kieko: ::blushing::

Shizuru: Ok so how many people here actually HAVEN'T slept with each other?

Elder Toguro: ::holds hand up::

Kurama: -_-;;;;; big surprise there

Shizuru: Anyone else?

Botan: nope, that's about it I think.

Yusuke: WHAT?! YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THE TODDLER BRAT OVER THERE GOT LAID?!?!?!?!?!?!

Koenma: ::big grin:: Yup. And it was fffuuuunnnn

Botan and Ogre: ::blushing::

Everyone: o.0

Yusuke: Ok I don't wanna know.

Koenma: Really? Oh come now. I KNOW you wanna know what happened. Ok, so one day at work...

Kurama: ::gags him with plants:: No, we REALLY don't wanna know.

Koenma: T_T

::Chaos Girls appear::

Kit: Guten tag!

Ddc: Las Chicas de Caos esta aqui!

Wya and Duo: Oui oui!

Jules and Shida: Hai hai. Konbawa!

Yusuke: -_-;;; why are you all speaking different languages?

Ddc: Because we can, that's why!

Jules: Baka.

Kit: idiota

Shida: ^_^;;;;; sorry guys I don't know how to say anything else.

Jules: That's alright

Wya: That's ok

Jules and Wya: We still love you anyway!

Duo Ddc and Kit: Yay! ^_^

Ddc: GROUP HUG!!!!

Chaos Girls: ::have a group hug while trying to drag in cute yyh boys but fail::

Kit: ::sighs:: It's just not the same without Katie G.

Jules: You know what sucks?

Duo: No, what?

Jules: As soon as Katie G comes back, I'm going away!

Chaos Girls: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Ddc: ::sniffs:: This is horrible!! Summer vacation is separating us and preventing us from achieving our true goals!

Shida: Wwhhhhaaaa it isn't fair!!!!!

Wya: Don't leave us Jules!!!!!!!

Genkai: Ok girls why don't you go have your sob fest somewhere else? We're trying to have a party here!

Ddc: Oh, ok, but only if I get to bring Kurama and Itsuki with me. ^_^

Kurama and Itsuki: NO!

Ddc: T_T you guys are no fun. YOKO would come with me.

Kurama: No he wouldn't, cus I'd be nagging him to death.

Ddc: Whatever. Ok girls, lets go to my house and watch movies and cry about our sorrows.

Chaos Girls: K!

::Chaos Girls disappear::

Yusuke: FINALLY!

Kuwabara: Ok, to continue with the pattern of telling our ideas right after the crazy girls disappear, my idea is that Kurama and Hiei sing mobscene by Marilyn Manson, just so they stop traumatizing me for life!!!!

Kurama: Oh, but it's so much FUN to do that!

Hiei: Yeah, your expression is priceless.

Kurama and Hiei: We are just too cool for school ::flash peace signs as confetti flies through the air::

Everyone: ::animefall::

Yusuke: Hey I was wondering.

Kurama: What?

Yusuke: Where does all that confetti come from?

Kurama: Hiei and I have a pact with the Confetti Gremlins from Confetti Land. Whenever we flash peace signs they throw up confetti!

Yusuke: Really. What do they get in exchange?

Kurama: A nice pat on the back and some anchovies. You'd have never guessed how much Confetti Gremlins like anchovies. You should see them! When they get really hungry after a while they go into this feeding frenzy, and if you're on a coach or a bed with pillows the feathers and stuffing fly everywhere! It's crazy!

Yusuke: -_-;;;;; sorry I asked.

Kurama: ^_^ Anytime Yusuke.

Kuwabara: -_-;;;;;;;;;;; just start the music already

::Music starts::

Hiei and Kurama: We are the things and shapes to come

Kurama: You're freedom's not free of dumb

Hiei: This depression is great

The deformation age

Kurama: They'll know my name

Waltz into scum, and base a marriage of the pain

Hiei: Pain

Kurama: They want it

Hiei: Pain

Kurama: They want it

Both: Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain

Yusuke: ...wow. They're actually doing a good job without jumping all over each other.

Kuwabara: I know. It's kinda scary.

Yukina: I think it's actually quite nice.

Kuwabara: Oh! Well, I think it's nice too, just in a kinda scary way.

Yukina: ^_^;;;;;;;

Hiei and Kurama: You came to see the mobscene

I know it isn't your scene

It's better than a sex scene

And it's so fucking obscene

Kurama: Obscene, yeah

Hiei: You want commitment

Put on your best suit

Get your arms around me

Now we're going down, down, down

Yusuke: Ah, there we go.

Kuwabara: ::eye twitching:: They aren't supposed to be doing that

Kurama: ::is getting his chest kissed by Hiei:: You want commitment

Put on your best suit

Get your arms around me

Now we're going down, down, down

Koto, Juri, and Ruka: ::dressed as cheerleaders:: Be obscene!

Be, be obscene!

Be obscene, baby

Not heard

Hiei: We take the love

Open your eyes

And watch the world end

Kurama: We have our places

But we have no friends

They told us it's not good

Both: We know it's great

We take all of the drugs

...take our place

Itsuki: You know, this is actually relating to their personalities

Sensui: I know. It's eery, isn't it?

Itsuki: A little, I suppose.

Yusuke: Who cares? It's cool!!!

Hiei: Pain

Kurama: They want it

Hiei: Pain

Kurama: They want it

Both: pain, pain, pain, pain, pain

You came to see the mobscene

I know it isn't your scene

It's better than a sex scene

And it's so fucking obscene

Obscene, yeah

Hiei: You want commitment

Put on your best suit

Get your arms around me

Now we're going down, down, down

Kurama: You want commitment

Put on your best suit

Get your arms around me

Now we're going down, down, down

Koto Juri and Ruka: Be obscene!

Be, be obscene

Be obscene, baby

Not heard

Be obscene

Hiei: Not heard

You came to see the mobscene

I know it isn't your scene

Kurama: It's better than a sex scene

And it's so fucking obscene

Hiei: Obscene, yeah

Botan: OH MY GOD KURAMA SWORE AGAIN!!!!!!

Everyone: ::gasping::

Kurama: -_-;;;;;; ::thinking: not again.::

Hiei: You want commitment

Put on your best suit

Get your arms around me

Now we're going down, down, down

Kurama: You want commitment

Put on your best suit

Get your arms around me

Now we're going down, down,

Koto, Juri, Ruka, Hiei, and Kurama: Be obscene

Be, be obscene

Be obscene, baby

Not heard

Be obscene

Be, be obscene

Be obscene, baby

Not heard

::music ends::

Kurama and Hiei fanclubs: ::cheering:: woohoo!!!!!

Karasu and Kuronue: ::holding up banner saying "We Love You Kurama!"::

Mukuro: ::holding up banner saying "Hiei I Order You To Go Upstairs With Me"::

Koto Juri and Ruka: ::jumping up and down in cheerleader outfits::

Everyone else: ::laughing or in shock about the performance::

Kuwabara: daaammmnn that was actually GOOD! What's up with that?!

Yusuke: Yeah, I mean, come on. You guys are supposed to be good at rap and pop. Not heavy metal!

Botan: Well I thought that it was a truly smashing performance boys.

Kurama and Hiei: ::making out on couch, not listening::

Botan: Ok who has the next idea?

Kieko: I have an idea!

Botan: Hmmm I don't see anyone. Ok then, I'll just have to decide again!

Kieko: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Botan: =^_^= meow

Darkdemonchild: brrrr it's cold! I just got back from my killer swim meet, and let me tell ya. I may live in california, but the nights here aren't always warm. But, at least I broke my time in at least 2 our of 3 of my events, and my relay teams (I was in both of them there are only 2) both won, so all in all it was a good meet. Did I mention I won my Butterfly event? Woohoo!!!! GO ME! ^_^;;; ok enough of that. Man guys, I know that the last chapter was a scarring one, but the reviews for it could have been a little bit better. But oh well, at least I got some. And besides, this chapter will hopefully make up for it. ^_~

Review Responses

Fanfiction.net:

HieiSakeBaka: Tehehehehehehehehe yup retard question. ^_~ yay! Somebody likes that chapter! I'm so happy. ^_^ of course i'll send you gravi songs, but tomorrow though, cus i'm hella tired right now. ^_^;;;;;;;;;;; oooo POCKY!!!!!!!! ^_^ arigotou! I think i spelled that wrong. ^_^;;;;; woops my bad

Sakura Harusame: Tehehehe sorry, I just had to use that idea. But I didn't make him and Yomi sing the whole song, so that's ok, right? ^_^;;; I promise I won't ever have Kuwabara sing a good song. Oooo pocky!!!!!! ^_^ I pinky swear I won't!!!!

Kit: Tehehehehehe. O.o Kit...you're scaring me there. Don't ever do that again please.

Kitsune-of-darkness-flame: I told you I'd use your song this week!!!!!! You just gotta be patient. ^_^;;; though I must say I took a long time to use it. ^_^;;;; sorry!!! Ooo can I have Dr. Pepper now? Pppllleeaaassseee? ::anime puppy eyes::

DynamicSniperLover: Lol kk Wya. And yes I can send you I'm Too Sexy tomorrow on aim.

Fox Gal: Tehehehe yay! My mission has once again been successful! ^_^ kk! Hope this chapter was even better than the last few.

Mediaminer.org:

DemonandGoddess: Tehehehe I think so too. That's why I had Kurama and Hiei strip dance in Tis the Season. But I agree, making Kuwabara and Yomi strip would have been too nightmarish for ME! O.o Itsuki Fanclub: Ruka, Juri, and Koto. Koto's sure in a lot of fanclubs, isn't she? ^_^;;;;

The Almighty Elena: Wow, my aunt and uncle, cousins, and grandma live in Wisconsin. I was just there last weekend for my cuz's wedding! ^_^ updating! Updating!

Koritsune Dragonrider: tehehehe Itsuki rules the world, for more reasons than just saving people's ears. Lol I know, that's why I made em sing. Yeah, I think we are gonna argue every time we review each other, but I agree, fans should decide. ^_^ yeah I'll use your idea, you just gotta keep nagging me over and over again to use it ^_~. Lol I thought his voice was OK, but I once again agree, he did sound a little sadistic. But then again, I still think that he wouldn't sound horrible singing. Kuronue though would sound sssoooooo good. How come he doesn't have a song?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! T_T