Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ Dangerous Game ( Chapter 16 )

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Kuri: What are you, Gollum?

Ddc: No that's Nikki's cousin Martin.

Kuri: -_-;;;;;;;;;;; ok why are you talking like him then?

Ddc: Cus it's fun! ^_^ and they over chlorinated our pool and the chlorine's burning my skin!!!! IT BURNS'!!!!!!

Kuri: -_-;;;;;;; shut up already. Ddc doesn't own anything except me and Kenji.

Kenji: Hi!! ^_^ yay someone likes me and said hi to me.

Kuri: -_-;;; shut up you stupid vampire.

Kenji: Hey! Don't call me stupid! You're the stupid youko thing.

Kuri: You mean BEAUTIFUL youko, right?

Kenji: No I mean stupid.

Kuri: ::pulls out two katanas:: TAKE THAT BACK KENJI!!!!!

Kenji: ::assumes battle stance:: Make me!

Ddc: ok you two that's enough. No muse fights in the story.

Kuri and Kenji: ::glaring at each other:: >_< >_<

Summary: ^_^;;; gotta love muses. Anyway, it's already Thursday! No! I'm running out of days!!!! T_T only 3 more days after today of everyday updates. Oh well, I could use a break so I could work on my other fics I guess. ^_^;;;;;;;;;; thank you guys for reviewing again!!!! ^_^ I wasn't really mad at you guys for not reviewing, lol I was just teasing!! Silly billies. O.o can't believe i just said silly billies. That's so...1st grade! O.o I think I just scared myself. Oh well, that's ok. Anyway, enough of my babbling. ON WITH THE FICCY!!!! And don't forget, 200 reviews and you guys get 2 weeks of updates everyday assuming that it's summer still. ^_~

Hiei: Lalala I can get you!

Kurama: Lalalala you can get me!

Yusuke: Huh?

Hiei and Kurama: ::singing:: We do more than speak words when we are eye to eye.

Everyone: ::animefall::

Itsuki: They trying to relive their duet or something?

Kuwabara: No, moron. They're singing Eye To Eye, except in English. No idea why.

Kurama: Oh, ok we'll do it in Japanese.

Hiei: ::singing:: I can get you

Kurama: ::singing:: You can get me

Hiei and Kurama: Kotoba nado naku te mo eye to eye.

Everyone: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;

Genkai: Somebody make them stop.

Hiei: Never!

Kurama: Cus we're

Both: Hiei and Kurama!!! ::flash peace signs as confetti flies through the air via Confetti gremlins::

Kuwabara: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; stop it!!!!!!

Kurama: Fine. ::singing:: Koori no naifu o daite

Yusuke and Kuwabara: STOP SINGING YOUR THEME SONGS AND GROUP SONGS!!!!!!

Kurama: ::pouting:: But it's so much fun!

Hiei: Yeah. You guys are spoil sports. ::crossing arms and pouting::

Kurama and Hiei: ::pouting in corner together::

Kuwabara: ::shivering:: That corner is an evil, evil place.

Yusuke: -_-;;; yeah what else is new.

Kuwabara: I'm serious!!! That corner has got to have been made by the devil!

Koenma: Ah hem! You know I make everything, right?

Kuwabara: ah HAH! It was YOU! WHY DID YOU MAKE THAT EVIL CORNER?!? WHHHYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Koenma: -_-;;;; I think he's a lost cause.

Yusuke: As I said before, what else is new?

Botan: Oh! Oh! I know what else is new!

Yusuke: Ok enlighten me Botan, what else is new?

Botan: I got new shoes!!!!!!

Kieko: Really?!? Let me see!!

Yusuke: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; girls are hopeless.

Hiei: Duh. That's why I'm going out with Kurama.

Yusuke: How is HE any better than a girl!?

Kurama: ::sitting in corner brushing hair while humming::

Hiei: Don't make me hurt you Detective.

Kurama: Huh?

Yusuke: ^_^;;;; sorry sorry forget I ever said anything.

Hiei: good answer.

Kurama: Hiei, what's going on?

Hiei: Nothing fox.

Kurama: ::yawning:: ok, love. I'm tired. Nappy time! ::falls asleep with head on Hiei's shoulder::

Everyone: Awwwwwww

Shizuru: That's so adorable!!

Kuwabara: Sis, have you ever thought anything was adorable before in your life?

Shizuru: Of course. Just not you.

Kuwabara: -_-;;;; fine then. Be that way

Shizuru: Ok I will.

::Chaos Girls appear::

Ddc: Now now children, behave. We wouldn't want you guys to get into a fight with one another.

Kit: Yeah, cus we're usually the ones to start fights!

Jules: Yup. And besides, I'm leaving in two days and so you guys need to be nice to me!

::crickets chirping::

Ddc: Hey where are Wya, Duo, and Shida?

Jules: ::shrugs:: I donno. Maybe they're already attacking the cuties?

Kit: ::gasps:: Without us?! They'd better not be!!!!!!

Ddc: Ok ok calm down girls. We'll find them.

::Duo appears::

Duo: sorry guys, wya, Shida, and I are watching a movie, and it's just getting to the good part so we can't come right now.

Ddc, Kit, and Jules: ::animefall::

Everyone else: ::cheering:: yay!!!

Kit: Oh shut up you guys. Girls, what are we gonna do?! It's not the same without Wya Duo and Shida!

Jules: Yeah it's not! T_T this sucks, I'm supposed to be having fun causing chaos with everyone, not just Ddc and Kit! And I'm going away for a month too!

Ddc: ::crying:: wwwhhhaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toguro: Could you PLEASE cry somewhere else?

Ddc: ::sticking out tongue:: Make me, you Terminator wannabe poser.

Elder Toguro: Hey, don't call my brother a Terminator wannabe poser, even if it's true.

Ddc: AH!!!!!!!!! ::runs around in circles and trips on the rug:: oof.

Kit and Jules: -_-;;;;;

Kit: Typical Ddc, wouldn't you say Jules?

Jules: Yup. Ok, who gets to carry her away this time?

Kit: You. I did it last time.

Jules: But I don't wanna!

Kit: fine, we'll make it a group effort.

Kit and Jules: ::pick up Ddc:: ok, one two three heave!!!

::Chaos Girls disappear::

Yusuke: That was...interesting.

Touya: What, no snide comments about them?

Yusuke: Nope.

Jin: O.o what be up with that Urameshi?! You always be makin' fun of them there girls like a whale to a dinosaur!

Yusuke: You know Jin, you make less sense every time you talk now.

Jin: Thank you very much Urameshi, I haven't had such a good complimento since a cheese ball fell into my lap and started talking to me.

Everyone: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Botan: why is he always either talking about animals or food?

Koenma: Who knows. It's a mystery to me too.

Botan: ::gasps:: well then, it must be some mystery!

Koenma: yup. It is. It's deeper than that hole in Kuwabara's floor over there.

Kuwabara: Which one? T_T my parents are going to kill me. AND IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT!!! ::points at Kurama, Kuronue, and Karasu.

Karasu: What? What did we do?

Kuronue: We're innocent I tell you, innocent!

Kurama: ::not paying attention as he is asleep::

Karasu: I demand a lawyer!

Kuronue: Me too! Wait, what's a lawyer?

Karasu: Who knows. Some human thing I saw on tv.

Kuwabara: -_-;;;;;;;;;

Botan: Oh! Right, that reminds me. I gotta say my idea! Ok, my idea is that Kurama and Karasu sing Dangerous Game, cus Kurama's gotta sing with another one of his fanclub peoples'.

Kurama: ::wakes up:: I am NOT singing with that freak ::goes back to sleep::

Yusuke: Wow. He's a light sleeper.

Hiei: Yup.

Botan: ::pouting:: It doesn't matter if he's a light sleeper or not! He's still going to sing! And he should be glad that it's only with Karasu. I mean, I could make him sing with Kuwabara, or Yomi, or maybe Puu.

Puu: pppuuuuu.

Kurama: ::has jumped up and grabbed a mic:: ok, I'm singing. What's the song again? I wasn't paying attention cus I was in the middle of a nice dream about frogs eating gophers and then going to war with a bunch of newts.

Everyone: ::anime fall::

Yusuke: He's getting as random was Jin!

Kuwabara: AH!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!

Kurama: ::throws microphone at Kuwabara's head:: Shut up. And give me back my mic.

Karasu: ::jumping up and down:: yay!!! This will be so much fun!

Kurama: ::glaring:: stop bouncing, you look like a two year old.

Karasu: ::sniffing:: But...::sniff sniff:: you bounced with Kuro! Why don't you want to bounce with me?

Kurama: Cus you're a freaky crow, that's why not. And besides, I didn't bounce with Kuronue, Yoko did. There's a difference.

Karasu: ::whining:: Yoko!!!! Bounce with me!!!

Kurama: He says fuck no, and start the damn music already

Everyone: ::gasps::

Botan: KURAMA SWORE AGAIN!!!!!!!

Kurama: Oh get over it already.

::music starts::

Kurama: I feel your fingers

Cold on my shoulder

You're chilling touch

As it runs down my spine

Watching your eyes

As they invade my soul

Forbidden pleasures

I'm afraid to make mine

Hiei: ::fires erupting around him:: Karasu had better not touch him or we're having roasted crow for dinner.

Botan: ^_^;;;;; violent today are we Hiei?

Hiei: ::shoots death glare at her::

Botan: meep! ::hides behind Koenma:: save me!!

Kurama: At the touch of your hand

At the sound of your voice

At the moment your eyes meet mine

I am out of my mind

I am out of control

Full of feelings I can't define

Karasu: ::puts hand on Kurama's shoulder:: It's a sin with no name

Kurama: ::slaps hand off:: Like a hand in a flame

Karasu: ::trying not to pout:: And our senses proclaim

Karasu and Kurama: It's a dangerous game!

Hiei: Woohoo!! Go fox! Show that crow whose boss!

Kuwabara: Yeah! Don't get it on in front of everyone!!

Hiei: On second thought, I forgive you if you have a little fun with him. But just don't do anything that I wouldn't do.

Kuwabara: AAAHHH!!!!!

Karasu: ::big happy grin and he strokes Kurama's hair while Kurama glares at Hiei:: A darker dream

That has no ending

That's so unreal

You believe that it's true!

A dance of death

Out of a mystery tale

The frightened princess

Doesn't know what to do!

Will the ghosts go away?

Kurama: ::moaning the word like the song goes (a/n: i'll explain this later):: No...

Karasu: Will she will them to stay?

Kurama: No...

Karasu: Either way, there's no way to win!

Kurama: All I know is I'm lost

And I'm counting the cost

My emotions are in a spin!

I don't know whose to blame

Karasu: It's a crime and a shame

Kurama: But it's true all the same

Kurama and Karasu: It's a dangerous game!

Hiei: Ok, that's enough stroking Karasu.

Kuronue: Really. Stop it! I don't feel special and loved.

Hiei: Yeah, listen to the bat over there. Keep your hands to yourself.

Kuwabara: YAY!

Hiei and Kuronue: ::glaring at Kuwabara::

Hiei: We could change our minds you know.

Kuronue: yeah really. So shut up.

Kuwabara: Meep. ::shutting up::

Kurama and Karasu: No one speaks

Not one word

But what words are in our eyes

Kurama: Silence speaks

Karasu: Silence speaks

Kurama: Loud and clear

Karasu: Loud and clear

Kurama and Karasu: All the words we don't want to hear!

At the touch of your hand

At the sound of your voice

At the moment your eyes meet mine

I am losing my mind

I am losing control

Fighting feelings I can't define

Kurama: It's a sin with no name

Karasu: No remorse and no shame

Fire, fury, and flame!

Kurama: Cus the devil's to blame

Kurama and Karasu: And the angels proclaim

It's a dangerous game!

::music ends::

Karasu: ::grabs Kurama and kisses him::

Everyone: O.o

Kuwabara: ::running to the bathroom::

Kuronue and Hiei: NO!!!! ::run to pull Karasu off Kurama::

Kurama: ::pushes Karasu off, sending him flying into wall:: YOU FREAK!!!!!

Hiei: Umm...Kurama? You ok?

Kurama: ::eyes glowing red:: RAWR!! DIE!!!!!!!!!! ::starts beating crap out of Karasu::

Kuronue: Normally I'd help him, but right now I'm pissed at him too, so I'll just sit this one out.

Karasu: ow oh ow ow ow ow OWWWWW!!! NOT THE HAIR!!! NOT THE HAIR!!!!

Kurama: ::is yanking Karasu's hair out:: HA!

Kuronue: ok now it's time for me to stop him. Kurama! Stop it!!! ::grabs Kurama around the waist and pulls him off Karasu::

Kurama: GAH! LET ME GO!!!!! ::starts to pull out Kuronue's hair too::

Kuronue: ah!!! KURAMA'S GONE MAD! KURAMA'S GONE MAD!!! HIEI! STOP HIM!!!!!! MY PRECIOUS POOR HAIR CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!!!!

Hiei: ::jumps up and strokes Kurama's hair:: stop Kurama, that's enough.

Kurama: ::calming down::

Yusuke: -_-;;;; does he have a hair fetish or something?

Koenma: Who knows. At least he isn't attacking us.

Yusuke: Yeah that's good I guess.

Kieko: My turn for the ideas!!!

Itsuki: You mean my turn, right?

Sensui: Of course she did Itsuki love

Itsuki: ^_^ good.

Kieko: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Darkdemonchild: YES! I GOT GLEAM AND NEVER ENDING DREAMS!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kuri: In english: the two yyh mp3s she's been trying to download finally downloaded. They are Gleam, Touya's song, and Never Ending Dreams, Itsuki's song.

Ddc: Yup and they sound soooooooooo cool!!!!! Who would have thought that Touya would have a deep voice like Yoko and Hiei! ^_^ and Itsuki sounds so mysterious ^_^;;; ok ok I'm done. On to the review responses!!!!

Kuri: Wait you forgot to explain the song

Ddc: Oh yeah! Ok, please don't kill me for making Kurama sing with Karasu, but this song actually depicts their relationship nicely. It's from the musical Jekyll and Hyde that my school put on as a winter play (they did a great job btw ^_~) and Kurama's singer character person was Lucy, the whore/slave person of Hyde(karasu), and Lucy hates Hyde, just like Kurama hates Karasu, and would run away but when she does Hyde kills her, so yeah. It sort of fits. ^_^;;;;; see! I'm not ENTIRELY evil, am I? ^_^;;;;;

Review Responses:

Fanfiction.net:

HieiSakeBaka: Tehehe yup a jack rabbit caught in a gopher hole. Ooooo Ryuxshu. Nice nikki, nice. Lol yes you need to say that in every review. ^_^;;;;; I'll send you more gravi mp3s and some rare yyh ones too. ^_~

Animebay-b: Yay! Abb's back! Tehehe it's fine. Ooo that song's funny. ^_^ I'll see if I can use it.

Sakura Harusame: tehehehe yay! I'm glad you liked it and that it made up for chapter 14. tehehehehe ooo pocky!!! Yay!!!! And kurama and hiei kiss kiss plushies!!! ^_^ thanks SH! Tehehe yes I am evil, and proud of it.

DynamicSniperLover: Yay!!!!! ^_^ lol got any ideas for a song? I'd love to kill him, he scares the crap out of me. Can I help you? Pretty please?

Devil's Wings: Lol that's fine. Tehehe ^_^;;; oooo THE REASON ROCKS!!! ^_^;;;; sorry don't mind me I've probably already said this but I'm a huge Hoobastank fan. Tehehe don't die! Don't die!

Jaganshi Crystal: Tehehe isn't it so great? I love ignoring her. ^_^ yay! I thought that part was funny too, I was actually cracking up while writing it. Actually, I do that a lot, but that's ok. I'm writing! I'm writing! Lol.

Kitsune-of-darkness-flame: YAY!!!! ^_^ thanks for the D.P.! ^_^;;; I don't think he's exactly cuddly looking, but he's not bad looking. Yay I'm glad you're happy. ^_~

Klover414: Man you must have had a ton of snow days to be getting out this late, we got out almost 3 weeks ago. O.o it's been that long already? Tehehe it's fine. Ooo a fellow flyer!!! ^_^;;; though I'm not very good at it anymore, I lost my rythmn. But I'm getting it back! ^_^ ooo that song's cool, I'll use it soon hopefully. ^_~

Yusuke's Onna: Yay! Still smooth, hilarious, and not a failure. ^_^ I'm happy now.

Tora88: O.o this has to be the longest review I've ever gotten in my life. ^_^;;; hahahahaha!!!!!! That idea's hilarious!!! I'll DEFINATELY use that one. Haha ::singing:: "It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all" ooo an Itsuki song? I'll be sure to download that and listen to it. ^_~ thanks for the review!

Mediaminer.org:

The Almighty Elena: Tehehehe yup! That song is really good, I downloaded it and I love it now. Updating, updating. Sheesh, bossy bossy bossy. Lol jk! Jk! Love ya! In a non-lesbian way of course. ^_~

DemonandGoddess: Lol I admit, from the pics I've seen of him he looks kinda scary too. But if he didn't wear as much makeup I think he'd be ok looking, and his songs are good. Tehehe Kenji says hi again, and that he said hi also in the disclaimer. Tehehe the gremlins say thank you too. ^_^;; ja ja! Hope you review again soon!

Koritsune Dragonrider: Tehehe Kd don't kill me. Please don't, it's not good for me. At least you liked the Hiei/Kurama duet though, right? ^_^;;;;;;;;;; I'll use your idea soon!