Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Opposites ❯ The prank and kareoke!!! ^_^ ( Chapter 4 )

Black: YOU OWE ME, NOW WRITE!!!

Kurama: Um, not to interrupt but what did she do to have her owe you something?

Millie: I didn't go to school when I woke myself up at the right time!! Hehehehe

Black: Shut up!! I can delete a whole bunch of stuff Millie, so you better watch it. *grins evilly*

Hiei: hn. Amateur.

Black: And what do you think I should do?

Millie: Hiei! Don't give her any ideas. *gets worried look on face*

Hiei: Melissa you are not on my good list right now for making me cry in your story so I take no pity on you.

Millie: *sweat drops*

Hiei: *smirks* hn. pummel her to the ground.

Black: My pleasure!!! *cracks her knuckles*

Millie: *gulps and runs*

Black: *chases her*

Kurama: *sweat drops* Hehehe well please read. Hope you like it!!

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“KUWABARA!!!!” yelled Yusuke. He was in Kuwabara's room, holding his most prized possession, his kitten.

“Grrr, stupid detective. Just because he saved the world a couple times he thinks that he can boss people around.” Kuwabara mumbled under his breath as he got up to see what Yusuke wanted. He walked into his room and saw him holding the cat by his side.

“Hehehehe” Yusuke was laughing at it while tricking it with a piece of string.

“Hey!!! What are you doing with Akichi?!?!” He asked.

“Just playing.” Kuwabara walked in the room, having to push the door slightly to get in. Once he pushed that door the fun began. A huge bucket of glue fell right on his head getting everywhere.

“Agghhhh!!” He screamed.

“Now Sammy!” Yusuke yelled and started to laugh. Right then Sammy turned on a huge fan that just appeared out of the corner of the room. Then Yusuke ran over and ripped apart a feather pillow in front of the fan. A bunch of feathers flew around the room, sticking to Kuwabara. He screamed.

“Ahhhh, GET THEM OFF ME!!! RAPE RAPE!! FIRE!!”

Hiei, Kurama and I heard his screams and ran in to see what was going on.

“What the hell is that awful noise? I'm going to kill the stupid thing making that racket.” Kurama mumbled under his breath on his way there. I rolled my eyes at this.

“Oh Kurama. You and your temper.” Was all Hiei had to say. When we entered the room we saw Yusuke and Sammy on the floor having laughing fits and Kuwabara running around the room in fear trying to get the feathers off. Kurama and I started to laugh as well.

“Oh dear.” Said Hiei and he rushed over to help him.

“Wait wait.” I said and ran over. “We need to add something.” I slapped on a chicken beak and took an unforgettable picture.

“Now Ally. That's not funny.” Hiei said trying to hide a smile.

“Oh come on Hiei. That oaf fell into this trap.” replied Kurama between chuckles.

“I'm-hahahaha- sorry. I-hahahahaha couldn't help myself.” said Sammy. She turned off the fan and sat on the bed. Hiei walked over to them and started to scold them.

“Now the cookies are completely ready to eat. Why don't we have nice night and watch a movie.”

“May I suggest something?” I asked

“Go ahead.” replied Hiei.

“Wel-“

“We should play karaoke!!!!” Sammy yelled also interrupting me.

“Yeah. That would be fun-WOAH!!!” butted in Kuwabara who just so happened to trip and fall flat on his face from having the feathers block hid vision. We all started to laugh and I helped him back up to his feet. We left the room and Kuwabara cleaned himself up. We were all getting ready to play the game and I was getting the food and the movies ready when he walked out in his boxers.

“AAAHHHHHHH!!!! I'M BLIND!!!!” yelled Kurama whose eyes where shut and he was stumbling everywhere.

“KUWABARA!!!! WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?!?!?!?!” yelled Sammy.

“Uhh, hehehe. Funny story actually. Well not that funny considering it happened to me. If it happened to someone else it would be a lot funnier but-“

“SHUT UP AND GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!” yelled Yusuke. Kurama was rubbing his temples as if cleansing his mind of something.

“Idiots. All of them. I can't stand it. Especially that one.” He said to himself.

“Talking to yourself Kurama?” I asked.

“Shut up Baka!!!” He snapped at me. I shrugged it off and walked away.

“Okay is everyone ready?” asked Hiei after Kuwabara finally came in fully clothed. We all nodded in a yes and sat down around together.

“Okay.” He said in a high tone. “I mean OK.” He corrected himself in a deeper pitch to sound more `manly'. I laughed and he took the microphone from the boombox. “I'm first.” We all sat there waiting for him to start. When I heard the beat from the song `Man I Feel Like a Woman' I about choked on my soda.

“Man I feel like a woman. WHOO!!!” He started to sing and then his body started to move. He was dancing. Kurama looked disturbed and I knew exactly what Sammy was thinking.

`Gay gay gay' she thought.

`Gay gay gay' thought Kurama

`LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA' is what I thought. Suddenly Sammy stood up and joined him. I sat back and watched as they did a pretty good duet. Kurama look like this 0_0;;; and didn't say a word.

“MAN I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!!!” they ended and I stood up in applause. Hiei blushed and Sammy just started to laugh.

“Amazing.” blurted out Kurama.

“You really liked it?” I asked.

“Feh. That was the worst thing that has ever been forced to travel through my brain.” He said with a not so nice look on his face. Luckily neither Hiei nor Sammy heard his rude remark or Hiei might've flooded the place in his tears.

“Asshole” I said. He was hurt by what I had said but didn't show it to anybody else. I could see it though. I wasn't that blind. Now it was Yusuke's turn. He walked up to the so called `stage' that Hiei had made and painted pink. His song was `Born to Be Wild'.

“HA. Wild? You?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA” Sammy called out. Yusuke sang and then it was up to Kuwabara.

“I would like to dedicate this song to the two beautiful ladies Sammy and Ally. I want to tell you two that I will protect you forever because I am….” He got into a fighting position and flowers flew down from the ceiling out of nowhere. “KUWABARA THE DEFENDER OF LOVE!!!!”

I sweat dropped along with Sammy and Yusuke.

“We really appreciate it too. Now get on with your singing abilities.” Sammy tried to rush him and not think about him EVER trying to get with her.

“Ally, if I EVER get a spell cast on me and it makes me want to get with `Kuwabara the defender of love' KILL ME!!!” She slightly whispered to me.

“It would be my pleasure.” The music started and Kuwabara started to sing along to the tape. We all knew he couldn't sing so we made sure he had a tape with the words on it. Unfortunately it didn't help in the least. The song he chose to sing was `Kung Foo Fighting'.

“Make it stop!!!!!” mumbled Kurama. I whacked him in the back of his head. “GRRRRRR stupid human.” He said under his breath. Kuwabara finally finished. We praised the lord.

“Ok your turn Ally.” said Hiei.

“Nope. I don't sing.” I said.

“Oh. Come on. I hear you singing all the time. YOU LIE!!!!! GET HER!!!” Sammy yelled. She tackled me to the ground and started to tickle me in my most ticklish area, the back of my knees and my stomach.

“UNCLE!! UNCLE!!!.......AUNT?!?!?!?!” I yelled.

“That's not gonna get you out of this Ally. You must sing your way out of it.” She then threatened to hold me down and spit in my eye.

“You can't be that bad.” Hiei tried to comfort me. “I mean come on. You can't be as bad as Kuwabara.”

“No one's as bad as Kuwabara.” I replied.

“Fine if you are too afraid to do it on your own then Kurama will be more than happy to sing with you.” She said and she got off me and grabbed Kurama by the hand.

“OH HELL NO!!” He yelled, “I don't sing and especially not with humans or her.”

“Well get used to it.” She is really good at persuading people…..or I guess you could say threatening. We ended up singing `You're the One That I Want' from the musical Grease.

“Grrrr. Stupid Sammy.” I said under my breath. We finished singing and Kurama was actually pretty good.

“Yay!!!” called out Hiei and Sammy. Yusuke was happy as well and Kuwabara fell asleep on the couch, drool dripping down the side of the cushion.

“Well then now that you have forced me to sing I am going to formulate my plan.” Kurama snapped and walked swiftly down the hall.

“0_0;;; A plan to do what?!?!?!?! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?!?!?!?!” Sammy was worried as well as Hiei. Kurama said nothing else, just smirked and slammed his door shut.

“He's not gonna do anything. Believe me.” I said. Well went our rooms and went to sleep.

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Hiei: GRRRRRRR I DON'T SING EITHER!!!!!

Millie: WELL YOU DO NOW!!! AAHHHHH!!

Hiei: *pounced on her*

Kurama: Hiei leave her alone.

Hiei: You leave me alone fox. She's giving me a bad name.

Kurama: Ugh well don't hurt her.

Hiei: -_- That's the whole point.

Black: Yeah. Hello. Is there a brain in there? *knocks on Kurama's head* Oh wait he just doesn't want Millie to get hurt because he Liiiiiikes her. Hehehehehehe

Kurama: *blushes a REALLY deep red* Uhhhh hehehehehehe

Millie: BLACK!!!! Leave him alone and he doesn't so drop it. OW!!!!!

Hiei: *slashed Millie on the arm*

Millie: Uggh whatever. Review please!!! ^_^ Meeting With Koenma coming soon.