Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Oregon Trail: YYH Style ❯ Oregon Trail: YYH Style ( Chapter 1 )

~*~I hope you like this story!~*~

I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or the PC game Oregon Trail, I got the idea for this story from the fiction DBZ hits the Trail by KayuraK. Since its been over five years since I last played the game the story might have a few tiny errors so tell me if anything's not right. I used a few of KayuraK's jokes in my story.

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Oregon Trail: YYH Style

Characters in the story:

Kurama

Yusuke

Hiei

Kuwabara

Koenma (He's in his todder form unless it says he transformed into his teen form)

May 1, 1848
We started down the trail with:
16 oxen
20 sets of clothing
500 bullets
2 wagon wheels
2 wagon axles
2 wagon tongues
1500 pounds of food
Yusuke: Were can I put my hair gel?

May 6, 1848
We have arrived at the Kansas River Crossing.
Kuwabara: Anybody want to go swimming?

Others: …….

* Kuwabara jumps into water*

Hiei: Isn't that a snake in the water?

Kuwabara: AHHHH SNAKE, SNAKE!!! *Jumps out of water pale as a sheet*

Hiei: You are such an idiot…

Kuwabara: Hey that wasn't funny Shorty!

Yusuke: This is gonna be a looonnnggg trip…..

Koenma: Who's idea was this?

May 7, 1848
We had no trouble floating the wagon across.
Demons attacked. Lost 2 days.

May 10, 1848
Bad water

Demons attacked but Hiei killed them all.

May 12, 1848
We have arrived at the Big Blue River Crossing.

April 13, 1848
We had no trouble floating the wagon across.

Yusuke: No trouble? Kuwabara almost fell in!

Kuwabara: Get off my case Urameshi!

May 14, 1848
We shot 330 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat because Hiei and Kuwabara got into a fight and burned some of it.

Koenma: If they keep that up we won't have anything to live on…

May 20, 1848
We have reached Fort Kearney.
Koenma: Are we there yet?

Others: No

Koenma: Are we there yet?

Others: NO!

Koenma: Are we there yet?

Others: NO!!!

Koenma: Are we…

Others: SHUT UP!!!

May 23, 1848
We shot 20 pounds of meat.

May 24, 1848
Took wrong trail.

Kurama: This is not very good….

June 2, 1848
We shot 400 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

June 5, 1848
We have reached Chimney Rock.

Kuwabara: It doesn't look like a chimney…

Koenma: I think it's the name not a actual chimney Kuwabara…

June 9, 1848
We have reached Fort Laramie.
We visited the store and bought:
1 oxen
20 pounds of food

5 pairs of clothing

June 11, 1848
Kuwabara burned all the grass with his spirit sword when he thought he saw a demon.

June 12, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

Hiei: Now what are we going to do?

Kuwabara: HEY THAT ROCK LOOKED LIKE A DEMON!

Hiei: Only a moron like you would mistake a rock for a demon…

Kurama: They're going to be like this the whole trip…

Koenma: *Snore*

Yusuke: Anybody got an aspirin? This two are giving me a headache…

June 14, 1848
We decided to rest for 6 days

Kurama was bitten by a snake

Koenma: Were did I put that first aid kit…

Kuwabara: Is he ok?

Hiei: He was bitten by a snake what do you think?

Kuwabara: OH SHUT UP SHRIMP!

Kurama: Will you two please quite down…?

June 16, 1848
We shot 100 pounds of meat.

June 18, 1848
Demons attacked. Lost 1 day.

June 19, 1848

Kurama is well again

June 27, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

June 28, 1848
Hiei gets pink eye in his Jagan

Kuwabara: HAHAHA!!!!

Hiei: Will you shut up?!

Kuwabara: You look good in pink hahahaha!

Hiei: *Takes out his katana*

Kuwabara: Oh crap…

*Hiei runs around shouting threats as he chases a freaked out Kuwabara*

Yusuke: Maybe next time Kuwabara will learn to keep his mouth shut…

July 30, 1848
Hiei is well again.

July 31, 1848
Bad water.

July 1, 1848
We decided to rest for 4 days.

Hiei: Why are we resting by bad water?

July 6, 1848

Yusuke: Hey Kuwabara what is with you?

Kuwabara: what do you mean?!

Yusuke: You've been scratching ever since we started this morning.

Kuwabara: So?

Koenma: What are those red dots all over you?

Yusuke: Please don't tell me you have chicken pox…

Kuwabara: I never did get them as a kid…

Hiei: Leave it to the coward to catch chicken pox…

July 7, 1848

An oxen dyed
Bad water.
Kuwabara has the chicken pox.

July 8, 1848
We found some wild fruit.
We have reached Independence Rock.
We trade 3 pair of cloths for 10 pounds of food.

July 13, 1848
Wagon wheel broke but Kurama fixed it.

Kurama: That wasn't too hard.

July 16, 1848
Kuwabara is well again.

Kuwabara: What's wrong with you guys?

Yusuke: WE COUGHT YOUR STUPID CHICKEN POX!

Hiei: I just got over pink eye and now this!

Kurama: I feel very un well…

Koenma: *Jumping around scratching* SOMEBODY GET THE CALAMINE LOTION!!!!!!!

July 17, 1848

Decide to rest for 5 days.
Kuwabara got lost.

Hiei: Stupid human idiot…

Kurama: *Sleeping*
Koenma: *Sucking on his pacifier loudly*

Yusuke: Do you mind? Some of us are trying to rest?!

June 22, 1848
Hiei is well again.

Yusuke is well again.

Kurama is well again.

Koenma is well again.

June 27, 1848
Heavy fog lost 2 days

July 1, 1848
We found some wild fruit.

July 4, 1848
We have arrived at the South Pass.

We visited the store and bought:

200 pounds of food

1 oxen

4 sets of cloths

July 6, 1848
No water.

July 7, 1848
Powerful demon attacks, Hiei has know choice but to use Dragon of the Darkness Flame.

Hiei: *Falls to the ground asleep*

Kuwabara: *Takes out a marker*

Yusuke: No, you can't draw a mustache on him Kuwabara.

Kuwabara: Darn it.

July 8, 1848
We found an abandoned wagon containing:
2 sets of clothing
2 wagon wheel
3 wagon axle


July 9, 1848
Kuwabara and Hiei have a huge fight a burn all the grass

July 10, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

Yusuke: If you two don't stop burning all the grass we will lose all our oxen!

July 12, 1848
Heavy fog lost 1 day

July 15, 1848
Yusuke finds wild fruit

We have arrived at the Green River Crossing.

July 20, 1848
The ferry got our party and wagon safely across.

Hiei: At leaset stupid here didn't fall in like last time…

Kuwabara: Will everybody get off my back about that?!
We found some wild fruit.
No water.
Hiei: How did we find fruit if there is no water?
Kurama: And we just came across a river…

July 21, 1848
An ox is sick.
We decided to rest for 7 days.

We lost 25 pounds of food due to spoilage.

Yusuke: Oh gross!
Kuwabara: Hey I can still eat this!

Yusuke: I think I'm gonna be sick…

July 25, 1848
We lost 8 pounds of food due to spoilage.
Kuwabara: This is tasty!

July 27, 1848
Kuwabara has Dysentery.

Kuwabara: Ohhhhh……

Hiei: Maybe next time you will throw out the bad food.

Kuwabara: Shut up Shorty…

July 28, 1848

Kuwabara is well again.
We lost 3 pounds of food due to spoilage.

July 29, 1848
No water.

July 30, 1848
We lost 2 pounds of food due to spoilage.
Kuwabara: Yummy!
Hiei: Proves once again how stupid he is…

July 31, 1848
Kuwabara has Dysentery.

Kuwabara: NOT ONE WORD OUT OF YOU HIEI!!!!!!

August 1, 1848
We decided to rest for 4 days.

August 2, 1848
We lost 2 pounds of food due to spoilage.

August 5, 1848
We shot 507 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
We lost 50 pounds of food due to spoilage.
Koenma has the measles.
Koenma: I've been having nothing but bad luck since this whole trip started…

August 8, 1848
Bad water.
No grass for the oxen.
We lost 6 pounds of food due to spoilage.

Kuwabara is well again

August 9, 1848
We didn't have any luck on this hunting trip! We returned to the wagon empty-handed.
Hiei: Kuwabara's ugly face scared them all away

Kuwabara: Oh shut up!

Yusuke: Haha!

Kuwabara: Urameshi shut it!

August 10, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

August 11, 1848
Koenma is well again
Bad water.

August 13, 1848
We shot 200 pounds of meat.

No water.

August 15, 1848
Found a wagon containing

1 wagon wheel

4 sets of cloths

August 16, 1848
We have reached Soda Springs.

August 17, 1848
We found some wild fruit.

August 18, 1848
We took the wrong trail and lost 4 days.
Yusuke: Great….
Hiei: This is the last time Kuwabara leads the way…
Kuwabara: Why are we back at Soda Springs!?

August 19, 1848
We found some wild fruit.

August 21, 1848
We lost 15 pounds of food due to spoilage.
Yusuke has a fever.

August 24, 1848
We shot 406 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

August 25, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
Hiei has cholera.

August 26, 1848
No water.
We have reached Fort Hall.
We decided to rest for 7 days.

We trade 4 sets of cloths for 7 pounds of food.

August 28, 1848
We lost 2 pounds of food due to spoilage.

August 30, 1848
Yusuke is well again.

Yusuke: The great Urameshi is back!

September 1, 1848
We found some wild fruit.

September 2, 1848
We lost 17 pounds of food due to Demon attack.

September 3, 1848
We decided to rest for 3 days.

September 5, 1848
Hiei is well again.

September 7, 1848
Yusuke has cholera.
Yusuke: Thanks a lot Hiei!

September 8, 1848
We decided to rest for 2 days.

September 11, 1848
Hiei has cholera

Hiei: Not again!

September 13, 1848
Bad water.
We decided to rest for 5 days.
Koenma: Kuwabara are you an Idiot?
Kuwabara: What?!
Koenma: Only a complete moron would camp where there is bad water.

September 17, 1848
Yusuke is well again.

September 20, 1848
Hiei is well again.
We found an abandoned wagon containing:
3 sets of clothing

September 21, 1848
We found some wild fruit.

September 23, 1848
No water.

September 24, 1848
Kuwabara: 99 bottle of sake on the wall 99 bottles of sake! Take one down pass it around 98 bottles of sake on the wall!

*A hour later*

Kuwabara: 1 Bottles of sake on the wall 1 bottles of sake! Take on down pass it around no more bottles of sake on the waaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Windows braking can be herd in the distance*

Hiei: WILL YOU SHUT OF BEFORE I CUT YOUR THOAT OPEN YOU DAMN HUMAN!!!!!!

Yusuke: My aching ear drums…

Koenma: I can't hear anything!

September 25, 1848
We found some wild fruit.

September 27, 1848
We found some more wild fruit.
Hiei: After this trip I am never having fruit again…

September 28, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
We have arrived at the Snake River Crossing.
Kuwabara: I don't see any snakes.

Hiei: There's one right by your foot.

Kuwabara: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! *Falls in the river*

Hiei: *Smirks*

Kuwabara: HIEI WAIT UNTIL I GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!

September 29, 1848
We had no trouble floating the wagon across.

October 1, 1848
We lost 4 pounds of food due to spoilage.

October 2, 1848
Bad water.
Rough trail since Hiei and Kuwabara fought making large holes in the ground.

October 3, 1848
Bad water.
Kuwabara is suffering from exhaustion.

October 4, 1848
We decided to rest for 4 days.

October 9, 1848
No water.

October 11, 1848
We shot 437 pounds of meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.

Kurama: We really must find a way to carry more food back to the wagon.

October 12, 1848
Kuwabara is well again.
Bad water.
Demon attack, Lost 2 days.

October 15, 1848
We have reached Fort Boise.
We visited the store and bought:
500 pounds of food.

Hiei kills the shop keeper after he sees the prices

October 16, 1848
No water.

Yusuke: You'd think there would be more lakes around…

October 17, 1848
No water.
Kurama has a fever.

October 19, 1848
We shot 40 pounds of meat.
Bad water.
No grass for the oxen.
We decided to rest for 7 days.

October 24, 1848
Found some wild fruit

October 26, 1848
Kurama is well again.

October 27, 1848
We decided to stop for 3 days of training.

October 28, 1848
Demons attack and Kurama is injured.

November 1, 1848
Decide to rest for 1 day

November 2, 1848
Rough trail.

November 3, 1848
We decided to rest for 4 days.
November 8, 1848
We decided to rest for 9 days.
Koenma: Is your injury any better?

Kurama: I should be ok in a few days.

November 13, 1848
Kurama is well again.

November 19, 1848
We shot 31 pounds of meat.

November 23, 1848
A dust storm delayed us 1 day.

November 24, 1848
We have arrived at the Grande Ronde in the Blue Mountains.
Kuwabara: Hey I think I can see my house from here…

Hiei: Careful you intelligence is showing…

Kuwabara: Where?

Yusuke: HAHAHA!!!!!!

November 30, 1848
Koenma has a fever.

Koenma: This is no good for a person my age…

December 1, 1848
We took the wrong trail and lost 4 days.

Hiei: No more letting Kuwabara lead or we'll never get to were we're going!

December 4, 1848
We decided to rest for 5 days.

December 6, 1848
Kurama has dysentery.

December 10, 1848
We decided to rest for 3 days.

December 11, 1848
Koenma is well again.

December 14, 1848
We decided to rest for 3 days.

December 17, 1848
Kurama is well again.

December 19, 1848
We have reached The Dalles.
Kuwabara: Sailing sailing over the ocean blue.
Yusuke: This guy gets dummer everyday…
Hiei: You fool! There isn't even an ocean here.
Kurama: *Pulls out LUGE map*Actually it's not to far from here.
*Sweat drops*

We reached the end of the trail.

Yusuke: YEAH!

Hiei: About time!

Koenma: My feet are killing me…

Kurama: That will be a trip I'll never forget…

Kuwabara: Lets go again!

Others: HELL NO!!!!!!!