Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Perfect Schitzophrenia ❯ Numbers! And bad singing! ( Chapter 1 )

~*~Perfect Schizophrenia~*~

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(Insert standard disclaimers here). Also, before we begin, I would like to state that this might get a little confusing. Basically, it's a day in the life of Shuuichi Minamino, with the commentary of Youko Kurama (the youko, of course) and Kura (the actual fox form). They speak inside his head (the idea being that only Suuichi can hear them), and on this one day they were getting particularly bored. (Just so you know; they're very OOC)

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Teacher lady: Mr. Minamino.

Shuuichi: Hai, teacher lady?

Teacher lady: Would you please explain the problem on the board, please?

Shuuichi: Hai, teacher lady.

Youko Kurama: I never did understand all these little symbol thingies. What does 4+5 mean?

Kura: You got me. I thought you knew. HEY!! SHUUICHI!!

Shuuichi: **Writing down an explanation** `What...?'

Kura: What are all these little symbol thingies?

Shuuichi: `Numbers, you morons.'

Youko Kurama: They're numbersyoumorons?

Kura: That's a long name.

Shuuichi: `NO! They're numbers!'

Youko Kurama: But you said...

Shuuichi: `Never mind that! They're numbers!'

Youko Kurama and Kura: Oooh!!

Kura: ...what's a number?

Youko Kurama: That thing.

Kura: Ah. Ok.

**After School!**

Fangirls: **Giggle giggle giggle** **Following Shuuichi**

Youko Kurama: Ugh. So annoying.

Kura: CAN I EAT THEM? PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPL-

Youko Kurama: SHUT UP!!!

Kura: **Shuts up**

Shuuichi: `You two are going to give me a headache.' Hi, ladies!

Fangirls: **SWOON!**

Youko Kurama: **Sweatdrop** Riiight e.e;

Kura: What's with you and making girls faint?

Youko Kurama: I could make even more faint **Dashing smile**

Shuuichi: `Yeah.'

Kura: Of course you could.

Youko Kurama: **Crosses his arms and pouts** I could!

Shuuichi: `You'd get too distracted by all the shinies e.e;'

Youko Kurama: Shinies... <3

Shuuichi: **Sweatdrop**

Youko Kurama: Let me out!

Shuuichi: `No!'

Youko Kurama: Shuuichi... if you don't let me out I'll do it...

Shuuichi: **Pales** `You wouldn't.'

Youko Kurama: I would! I would!

Shuuichi: `You don't have the guts!'

Youko Kurama: OH YEAH?! **Evil laughter** 1, 2, 3, 4!

Kura: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Youko Kurama: o/` I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts! Diddly dee! There they are a-standing in a row! Bum bum bum! Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head! Give `em a twist, a flick of the wrist, that's what the showman said! Hey! o/`

Shuuichi: **Shudder shudder** `Is that the best you've got, fox-boy?'

Youko Kurama: **Grin**

Kura: SHUUICHI!!!

Shuuichi: `Err... I got carried away... sorry.'

Youko Kurama: o/` I'm Henry the Eighth I am! Henry the Eighth I am I am! I got married to the widow next door! She's been married seven... times before! And every one was a Henry! ~HENRY!~ Wouldn't want a Willey or a Sam! ~NO SAM!~ I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry! Henry the Eighth I am! o/`

Shuuichi: `ALL RIGHT!!! ALL RIGHT!!! I GIVE UP!!! UNCLE!!! UNCLE!!! STOP IT!!!'

Kura: Err.. Shuuichi?

Shuuichi: `I'LL DO ANYTHING IF YOU JUST huh what?'

Kura: He kind of... stopped already.

Shuuichi: `...oh.'