Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Perfect Schitzophrenia ❯ NO, HIEI!! DON'T DO IT oh well too late... ( Chapter 4 )

~*~Perfect Schizophrenia 4~*~

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Youko Kurama: Merherherher! **Runs around stealing shinies**

Shiny owners: HEY!!!

Youko Kurama: ^_^ **Slams into a tree since he's running with his eyes shut**

Hiei: ACK!!! **Falls out of the tree*

Youko Kurama: Hiei!

Hiei: **Major sweatdrop**

Youko Kurama: Hey, you wanna go steal stuff?!

Hiei: YEAH!!!

~~Eventually~~

Youko Kurama: Hey, a car!

Hiei: Good. Try to get into it.

Shuuichi: HIEI!!!

Kura: x.x;;

Youko Kurama: `Hush you two!' **Picks the lock**

Hiei: **Gets into the car** You drive for half an hour, and then it's my turn!

Youko Kurama: Ok! **Drives around running into buildings and such, breaking windows, hitting pedestrians, etc**

Hiei: My turn!! Scoot over! **Shoves Youko out of the driver's seat** Watch me ram that cop car!

Shuuichi: Oh my cow, we're all gonna die X.x

Kura: Probably... Hiei _is_ driving.

Shuuichi and Kura: That's a bad thing.

Youko Kurama: `Didn't I tell you two to shut up?'

Shuuichi: We never listen to you.

Kura: Why should now be any different?

Youko Kurama: `Oh, whatever.' Ooh, Hiei, stop here!!

Hiei: **Stops in front of a house**

Youko Kurama: **Grabs Hiei by the back of the shirt and drags him into the House in Which Rabid Fangirls Are Having a Sleepover**

Fangirls: **See Hiei and Youko Kurama** O.O!!!!!!! ^_____^ **GLOMP**

Hiei: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Youko Kurama: ^_^

~~Many many many hours later~~

Hiei and Youko Kurama: **Stumble out of the house partially dressed and covered in lipstick and Enma knows what all else**

Youko Kurama: That was fun!!

Hiei: **Sweatdrops** I guess...

Youko Kurama: Ack! Sunrise! Later, Hiei! **Runs off**

Hiei: **Bigger sweatdrop** **Blinks** **Shrugs and flits off**

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There you have it! The chaos of the Youko with the added assistance of Hiei!

Fangirls: **Swoon**

**Whacks the Fangirls until they pass out** Right. Anyways...